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*Makes move to go to the kitchen door.*
Wo/man: ARGHH! Jesus betrayed me *vomits blood.* He said he loved me!
Stan: It's pretty bad, doctors.
Matthew: I need to go .... I *vomits.*
Stan: No. No. Don't call Joe.
Matthew: Get some mops!
*Matthew looks around for mops, Yally runs and grabs some. The herm's vagina spews more filth.*
(This must be what happens when I RP with the flu))
Stan: *Running in, locking door.* No. We need to get rid of it before Kyle's Mom comes in.
Matthew: She scares me.
Stan: ...why is Cartman here?
Stan: Matthew, why don't you find out?
Matthew: Why me?
Stan: Because you volunteered.
Matthew: Uh - *Goes.*
Stan: Oh god no. *Pinches nose.*
Sheila: I want to look.
Matthew: No you don't.
Sheila: Why not?
Stan: Waste of time.
Matthew: That's true.
Yally: Don't you want to see your Mom, Kyle?
*Cartman is belched out of wo/man's vagina.*
Stan: ... I don't want to have to watch this. *Goes out front.* No- Kyle isn't here!
Sheila: Wh- What's making all that noise back there, what's going on, boys?
Matthew: *Looks at Stan pleadingly.* No idea, ma'am, I just work here.
*Starts stuffing in it vagina*
Yally: Give it to us! *Tries to pull it back out.*
Stan: My parents are going to kill me.
*Bell rings, signifying that a customer is coming in.*
Stan: Oh Jesus no. Not now.
Matthew: I- I'll go. *Goes out front.*
Yally: I need help.
Stan: No. You're fun.
Matthew: But it's your laptop.
Stan: Good point.