Unusual News Item O'de Day

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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby angeldeb82 » Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:38 pm

Yow! Arizona man accidentally shot himself in the penis! That's uncool!

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/new ... tal.shoot/

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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby Niels0827 » Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:29 pm

angeldeb82 wrote:Yow! Arizona man accidentally shot himself in the penis! That's uncool!


I have to respectfully disagree. I think it's very cool. It's a perfect example of natural selection and Darwinism.

I will never in my life understand how anyone, in their right OR wrong mind, can shove a loaded gun in their pants (much less their underwear where it's more likely to slip) and not turn the safety switch on. And the gun was his girlfriend's? And it was pink? That shit's classic. It's as if the only people in the world who have guns are the ones who deserve to be shot with them. The more I hear about crap like this, the more I despise people with firearms.
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby Unassumption » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:29 pm

On the afternoon of Sunday, May 1, a 53-year-old Sonoma man who is visually impaired - that is to say he could not see well, if at all - was standing in his apartment when a woman appeared in his doorway, unannounced and unexpected.

The woman told him she was there to give him an enema. Because the man had recently undergone intestinal surgery, he thought perhaps that explained her presence.

The woman deftly guided him to his bedroom, had him drop his pants and lie face down on his bed.

She then gave the man an enema and promptly left.

The whole episode took about a minute-and-a-half, he later told police. The woman did not leave a card or any other identifying information. And given the condition of his eyesight, the man did not, in the complete sense of the word, actually see her.

A day later, on Monday, the enema recipient began wondering about what had happened to him but took no action. By Tuesday, he felt compelled to shed some light on the experience, so he contacted police. An investigating officer promptly called the man's doctor and was told no enema had been prescribed, ordered or approved.

Sonoma police turned the case over to the domestic and sexual assault unit of the Sonoma Sheriff's Office who have yet to make sense of the caper.
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby mo303564 » Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:43 am

The dude now has no "fireman" and to make it worse any friends he still has now realizes that the gun that the accident happened with was Pink. It's f*ckin hilarious!! Lesson: Never carry a gun (especially your girlfriends) in a small jean pocket. :mrgreen:

But this next story just is 'wrong' in my opinion. It involves Ernie and Bert and the ongoing question of who they are.... :roll:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/10/pe ... latestnews
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby Niels0827 » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:41 pm

mo303564 wrote:But this next story just is 'wrong' in my opinion. It involves Ernie and Bert and the ongoing question of who they are.... :roll:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/08/10/pe ... latestnews


I would sign that petition if I knew it was going to make a difference. I'd just like to make a statement to anybody out there twisted enough to frown upon other people's sexuality as if it were their own business. I don't really care whether Bert or Ernie get married or not, but it would be great to teach kids about something like this.

Jesus never even had sex and the friends he walked around with all day were men. Well...that sounds pretty fuckin' gay. But conservatives just LOVE him.
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby Unassumption » Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:58 pm

Krzysztof Grzegorz and Jouoastaw K, Polish Contortionists, Steal From Travelers' Luggag

But this next story just is 'wrong' in my opinion. It involves Ernie and Bert and the ongoing question of who they are....

Oh you :lol:
Seems like every post you make is about 'wrong' things
It seems odd in our culture, might not be in future
If it's going to be a normal part of life for kids when they grow up might as well be in their TV not sure how many couples are married on SS, if not many this be out of the show's character.

Jesus never even had sex

We're just inferring that from the fact he never said he did, and you know what they say about absence of evidence... though modern cons would call him a dirty homosexual hippie, most likely. Best not to mention the J word, makes threads spontaneously combustive.
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby Acehigh » Wed Aug 10, 2011 2:00 pm

Niels0827 wrote:
angeldeb82 wrote:Yow! Arizona man accidentally shot himself in the penis! That's uncool!


I have to respectfully disagree. I think it's very cool. It's a perfect example of natural selection and Darwinism.


Haha, I agree :D :D :mrgreen:
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby BRMBug » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:28 am

I'll just leave this with you...

Driver arrested with 'sexual anus plug in his rectum'

For more news that's unfit to print, see here
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby Unassumption » Sat Mar 03, 2012 8:26 pm

[url=http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=wanted%20poster%20charles%20first&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCMQqQIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-england-shropshire-17244677&ei=jNJST8n8OoT28QPE1qXvBQ&usg=AFQjCNEJeypa1pmNRik1Ed2CHY17WRxB5w&cad=rja]Charles II 'wanted' poster auctioned in Shropshire
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby zzyzx 1 » Sun Mar 04, 2012 2:07 am

Unassumption wrote:[url=http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=wanted%20poster%20charles%20first&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCMQqQIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2Fnews%2Fuk-england-shropshire-17244677&ei=jNJST8n8OoT28QPE1qXvBQ&usg=AFQjCNEJeypa1pmNRik1Ed2CHY17WRxB5w&cad=rja]Charles II 'wanted' poster auctioned in Shropshire
[/url]


Here's Unassumption's link:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sh ... e-17244677

Charles II wanted poster :o

Cool find, Unassumpiton :)
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby BRMBug » Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:08 pm

This is from a while ago. For some reason it popped into my head, and I have to share it.

Deb, I suggest you skip this one, you won't like it. Suffice it to say, a man on death row had some very unusual last words.
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby angeldeb82 » Sun Apr 15, 2012 3:47 pm

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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby BRMBug » Fri Apr 27, 2012 5:45 am

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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby angeldeb82 » Thu May 03, 2012 11:32 am

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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby angeldeb82 » Fri May 04, 2012 11:44 am

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