Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby mrhankey666 » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:10 am

"An unidentified nude twentysomething man, reported to be suicidal, sat 50 feet in the air atop the cross at West Bethel Presbyterian Church on La Brea Ave. between Wilshire and Olympic. He finally came down after a seven hour confrontation with the fire and police departments (including SWAT), who had placed an air cushion on the ground in case he fell and a ladder for him to climb down on, which he used.

A witness told KTLA that the man told her he was "protesting against Christianity." He apparently climbed up clothed, but stripped and threw his clothes down. His only request during the standoff was a towel to wipe his hands clean after wiping his waste on the cross. An officer told the TV station that one of the crimes he would be arrested for was defacing a church, which is a felony."

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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby BRMBug » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:19 am

Hunh. Sounds like something Garrison would do.
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Just_Jackie » Wed Jun 03, 2009 7:26 am

Okay, not cool.

I can understand why some people have a problem with Christianity. I do believe in Jesus myself, but I do not call myself a Christian because I just have too many issues with it.

But, how about having respect for other people, not to mention private property? Why don't you try that sh*t on a mosque and see what happens to you? How cowardly.
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby triplemultiplex » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:48 pm

That was a really sh*tty thing to do.

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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Jun 03, 2009 9:57 pm

Just_Jackie wrote:Okay, not cool.

I can understand why some people have a problem with Christianity. I do believe in Jesus myself, but I do not call myself a Christian because I just have too many issues with it.

But, how about having respect for other people, not to mention private property? Why don't you try that sh*t on a mosque and see what happens to you? How cowardly.



The guy is obviously out of his mind. There's no rationalizing what he did; his mind has migrated southward.

triplemultiplex wrote:That was a really sh*tty thing to do.

<rimshot>


The congregation must be quite cross. But that's the funny thing about life - you never know what kind of sh*t you'll come across.

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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby TOTAL_BRUTAL » Wed Jun 03, 2009 10:17 pm

Holy sh*t!

Ok, that was lame, but I couldn't resist.
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby white_venom » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:08 am

TOTAL_BRUTAL wrote:Holy sh*t!

Ok, that was lame, but I couldn't resist.


that waz messed up :?
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby M00ndragon69 » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:25 am

Hmm, I don't get it..Was he trying to prove what evolution says about humans links to primates, since monkeys also like to climb things and throw their poo around?


Anyway, that was a dumb idea. If you want to protest religion you attack a specific issue like gay rights or some other issue where religion is being oppressive. Then seek out like minded people online or in your town and put together some kind of protest that is legal. If you climb up on a church, take off your clothes and wipe your sh*t on the cross, it doesn't really make you or your beliefs look good. Infact it helps organized religion build a case against people with secular beliefs.
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Freddy Fittler » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:29 am

triplemultiplex wrote:That was a really sh*tty thing to do.

<rimshot>


Yep this guy sounds like a real turd
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Ranius » Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:23 pm

First mistake: guessing that the guy has something against christianity. Maybe it's true, but if you ask me whatever the guy wanted to prove was not connected to the overall image of it. Of course, that's true only if given that the guy indeed wanted to make a point. at all. I honestly hope he's either an exhibitionist who wants attention or a lunatic, because if he's in his right mind then he should have figured whatever he does won't have any effect.
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby erjolog » Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:28 pm

The things you encounter :shock: :shock: !!!
That guy is crazy, i know it´s stupid wut he did, but somehow it´s kinda funny. It reminded me of Mr Garrison too.
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby BRMBug » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:09 pm

triplemultiplex wrote:That was a really sh*tty thing to do.

<rimshot>


TOTAL_BRUTAL wrote:Holy sh*t!

Ok, that was lame, but I couldn't resist.


Freddy Fittler wrote:Yep this guy sounds like a real turd

Hey now, c'mon guys! This is a very unfartunate ordeal that has happened in the communititty of LA. Can we have a little decorum please?
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby TOTAL_BRUTAL » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:53 pm

white_venom wrote:
TOTAL_BRUTAL wrote:Holy sh*t!

Ok, that was lame, but I couldn't resist.


that waz messed up :?


That it was.

On a more serious note, though, I agree with Moondragon and Jackie. I don't doubt this nutjob had reasons to be angry at the religious right. For f*cks' sake, who in the right mind wouldnt be? But he went way too far with that.
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Big-Will » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:07 pm

Ranius wrote:First mistake: guessing that the guy has something against christianity.

There's no guessing involved here:
mrhankey666 wrote:A witness told KTLA that the man told her he was "protesting against Christianity."

He might have been insane, however.
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Re: Naked Man Climbs A Cross And Poos On It!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby white_venom » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:22 am

why would he poop on a cross

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