...when you wake up with a morning boner and desperatelly need to take a leak?
Mamont wrote:...when you wake up with a morning boner and desperately need to take a leak?
It makes it really hard to aim.
... it looks super nice outside, but it's actually fucking freezing.
... a bum who doesn't totally look like a bum engages you in conversation and you reciprocated because he doesn't look like a total bum, but once you do, he gives you the same old bum sob story about needing bus fair or gas money and it's only then that you smell the cheap booze on his breath.
You read it! You can't unread it!
...when the news has become such political theater that it no longer seems like we are getting the 'correct' news because everthing seems skewed either left or right
I hate that people like that vote - don't you?
You have 2 or more things to do, such that you feel guilty you're not doing the other things whatever you do?
You have a lot to do and everyone wants to talk to you?
People take your sarcasm seriously?
You know something was meant as a 'gotcha' question but you can answer it with a simple yes or no?
..when you're thirsty and need to take a leak at the same time, so you don't know what to do first?
why not do both at the same time? *aim hose for mouth*
3+ hours later. Clean and handing in a school assignment 3 hours late.
......you discover that someone really has put an empty carton of milk back in the fridge OR left the tiniest little bit of coffee in the coffeemaker
......you hear the phrase at work "oh, you wanted me to read that?"
Also, don't you hate it when people put their bags and purses on empty seats on a crowded train?
Trust me, it sucks. Now I have to sit here until late tonight wondering how they're getting back in and if they're going to call or what. Of course with someone else's phone 'cause they also left their cellphone sitting on their desk.
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