Written apology

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Written apology

Postby skurtz » Sun Aug 19, 2012 10:32 am

Why did I get banned? You fag. You idiot. You douchebag! Sorry I got a little overreacted, but that was my reaction when I got banned. Let's take a stroll down memory lane when you last banned me. I thought I would get banned my whole life. That didn't happen. Being banned sucks. I'm scared. My heart leapt into my mouth when I saw that I got banned. What can I do to make myself feel better? Did anybody ban you from your IP address before? I'm sorry about what I've done. I infringed copyright, but I'm an autistic child. I have a learning disability. I've always had a learning disability. Sometimes I write good things; sometimes I write bad things. My questions don't always turn out according to planned. But now that my banishment has been lifted, it's time to turn these tears of sadness into tears of joy. It's just the Privacy Policy and the IP suspension. I understand. I understand how it feels to be banned and write hateful speeches. There's a stanza from Avril Lavigne's "Complicated" that goes something like this: Why you have to go and make things so complicated/I see the way you're acting like someone else gets mean and frustrated/Life's like this and you/If you fall and you crawl and you break and you take what you get and you turn it into/Honestly you promise me I'm never gonna find you faking it. I've made things complicated too. We all make mistakes. We're human. Will you have some compassion for an autistic child like me? Again I'm sorry for humiliating Matt and Trey and that led to my banishment. Maybe God knows something I don't. Unfortunately, I need your advice to get back to normal. Help me. HELP ME (crying). Again I'm sorry. I love you and I'm a big fan of South Park. Just don't try to ban me or my IP address again. I got banned myself too. When I was a t Staples 7 years ago, I made fun of people and got banned by the staff at Staples. The security guard sent me out permanently. I was bullied all the time in school, so my schoolfriends made me a bully (crying). Please accept this letter of apology, as I'm worried what you'll say to me later. If I already wrote something bad, I would just use the word supercalifragilisticexpialadocious. It's a humorous word. that's the word IU'll use next time I write a bad, angry question. So I'll just cross my fingers and hope to God my banishment from the sight doesn't happen again. From now on, I'll obey the privacy rules under the tutelage of Matt and Trey and Comedy Central. Again I'm sorry for security breaches.
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Re: Written apology

Postby Niels0827 » Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:08 pm

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Re: Written apology

Postby The Trilogy » Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:15 pm

I got nothing.
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Re: Written apology

Postby bazi42 » Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:25 pm

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Re: Written apology

Postby nwt000 » Sun Aug 19, 2012 12:54 pm

Get your trolling ass out of here!
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Re: Written apology

Postby Big-Will » Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:09 pm

...Wasn't me.

Oh wait, it WAS me. I banned you because you were asking really stupid questions like this one(if you couldn't tell from his birthday...), and this one (the one I banned you for).

Sorry to read that you have a learning disability, but this message board can only forgive so much. After that, you sink or swim, and it looks like you'll be sinking.
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Re: Written apology

Postby GeminiShamrock » Sun Aug 19, 2012 8:55 pm

I only got as far as Avril Lavigne. Are you seroiusly quoting one of her songs? Really? Granted, she's a nice piece of ass, but dude...no! She's a terrible musician. Bad skurtz! BAD!
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Re: Written apology

Postby BRMBug » Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:36 pm

I barely got through the first few lines, then I just skimmed. Look, here's what I suggest; I didn't mind the unusual questions. I don't mind them currently. If you're gonna stick around, why not start a single thread to put them all into instead of doing a whole bunch of different ones. Just a heads up though: I don't think they're all gonna have answers.
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Re: Written apology

Postby Big-Will » Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:55 pm

About that...

viewtopic.php?f=38&t=52004&p=1013116#p1013116

...I don't think that will work.
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Re: Written apology

Postby Unassumption » Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:02 am

I didn't think the 'what star sign is Stan' question is that stupid. It's a way of asking his birthday, which I don't know off the top of my head. Sure you could google it but asking people who are likely to know seems ok too.

The problem seems more making new threads to ask questions that could be asked in existing threads? Look to make sure the question has been answered before asking maybe?
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Re: Written apology

Postby M00ndragon69 » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:01 am

Oh come on Will..You are a good mod, and a good mod knows that stupid questions are not a good reason to ban someone. I don't think he was being rude or disrespectful to anyone, or breaking any board rules..Those are reasons to ban someone..f*ck, there have probably been times where I did way more to deserve getting banned than this guy did. All he did was ask some questions most fans wouldn't normally ask. And, He may have missed the Awesom-O episode, and didn't know what day Butter's birthday was..That episode did come out in 2004, after all.
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Re: Written apology

Postby Big-Will » Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:12 am

Just hope he doesn't ask any more questions that make my ban finger itchy. Asking what soccer teams the boys are rooting for is just unanswerable, and if he's gonna ask more questions like that one, he shouldn't be here.

And he lists his age as 71. A real student would be honest about his age, a troll wouldn't.

And then there's this:
skurtz wrote:When I was a t Staples 7 years ago, I made fun of people and got banned by the staff at Staples. The security guard sent me out permanently.

Well damn, you'd better watch your mouth here, dude! You wouldn't wanna be banned permanently from another place, do you?
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Re: Written apology

Postby skurtz » Mon Aug 20, 2012 7:04 pm

nwt000 wrote:Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
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Re: Written apology

Postby Zazaban » Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:01 pm

skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.

......... :?
skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
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Re: Written apology

Postby skurtz » Tue Aug 21, 2012 8:32 am

Big-Will wrote:Just hope he doesn't ask any more questions that make my ban finger itchy. Asking what soccer teams the boys are rooting for is just unanswerable, and if he's gonna ask more questions like that one, he shouldn't be here.

And he lists his age as 71. A real student would be honest about his age, a troll wouldn't.

And then there's this:
skurtz wrote:When I was a t Staples 7 years ago, I made fun of people and got banned by the staff at Staples. The security guard sent me out permanently.

Well damn, you'd better watch your mouth here, dude! You wouldn't wanna be banned permanently from another place, do you?

I'm 30.
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