I'll start with using 1/3 of my data plan on my phong on the first day of the new billing cycle. I forgot to turn off the data connection when I was using it to stream internet radio while working on the car in the driveway yesterday.
my thought process says because my late aunt was a very intelligent person, my uncle must be dating a complete and utter dingbat. i go on to verbally express this.
turns out mom meant my uncle's girlfriend isn't a type A personality like my late aunt had been.
yep. double epic mega facepalm.
i told them it was nice to finally meet the office twit.
I know it doesn't sound like much of a fail now, but in the moment when I woke up, I didn't realised what was going on right away and I'm guessing I looked pretty stupid.
as most people know, the president visited iowa recently to give a speech. they gave tickets to the event to local schools so students could hear the speech. one of my friend's son was among those who got to attend.
her son made his way through the crowd so he would be able to see the president better and hear the speech. he managed to make his way into an area that was off limits to the public, but it wasn't marked very well, so he didn't notice this.
the president took the stage, he cheered and was tackled shortly thereafter by secret service.
when it was determined to be an honest mistake, the police called my friend at work to come collect her son.
she said having to explain to her boss why she had to leave work early was surreal.
Uh oh, it's a brownout!
I spent a long time trying to get an old TV remote to work. I cleaned corrosion from all the contacts, it didn't work. Took it apart to make sure nothing was broken, cleaned some more corrosion and it still didn't work. I was using fresh batteries, but it still didn't work. Then I realized one of the AAA batteries was all fucked up and corroded. FAIL!
I didn't need to take anything apart, I just needed 1 different battery.
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