The Active Thread (It's A Dead Man's Party)

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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby Brendle » Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:10 pm

You weren't a dick at all. ROFL, I was arguing that sports and masturbation are useless. I still don't watch sports, though. Ah well.

I just realized that I made this thread. That's weird.
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby VACOOLA » Sat Sep 14, 2013 3:15 am

Brendle wrote:ROFL, I was arguing that sports and masturbation are useless. I still don't watch sports, though. Ah well.

I take it that you put aside useless bitching and ranting in favor of spanking your monkey? Way to go! One small step for a man, one giant leap for a Brendle. Must have been a pretty tough decision, I guess. If it makes you feel better, I don't watch sports either. :mrgreen:

But back on topic. Friday the 13th is over. This train wreck of a board seems to be slowly rising from the dead. It's all skin and bones, quite naturally, and gives off a strong derpy odor.
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby Mamont » Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:24 am

Brendle wrote:There's a thread where Unassumption completely schooled me in an argument about evolution. I was trying to act like I was winning, but it was a futile effort. I understand evolution a bit more now.

It's always nice to hear somebody's taken an effort to educate themselves. Especially on evolution, one of the most misunderstood scientific theories.

Unassumption wrote:I don't remember talking about evolution but I was a complete dick in the thread Will renamed "Sports, masturbation and entertainment" (what a strange convo that was).

Ah, yes! I remember that thread. It was a fun little flame war. I stood as far away from it as I could.

Unassumption wrote:unless the site is just a bunch of trolls trolling other trolls?

Trollception?

VACOOLA wrote:Friday the 13th is over. This train wreck of a board seems to be slowly rising from the dead. It's all skin and bones, quite naturally, and gives off a strong derpy odor.

New season starts in less than two weeks. Maybe then it will go back to its former state - skinny, but not anorexic.
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Sep 14, 2013 4:42 am

Its fantastic that we're optimists: calling this thread the active thread... Brandle and various are returning. I presume even hopefully the bbs house will come to life and welcome, as everyone says, back to the no end house!!!!
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby Brendle » Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:27 am

Haha. Yeaaaah, I'm back, bitches.

Let's get it cracking.
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby Milo Vonnegut 3 » Sun Sep 15, 2013 10:32 am

VACOOLA wrote:But back on topic. Friday the 13th is over

I celebrated by popping in my Friday the 13th DVDs. God there are so cheesy, but the nostalgia.
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby Brendle » Sun Sep 15, 2013 6:52 pm

VACOOLA wrote:
Brendle wrote:ROFL, I was arguing that sports and masturbation are useless. I still don't watch sports, though. Ah well.

I take it that you put aside useless bitching and ranting in favor of spanking your monkey? Way to go! One small step for a man, one giant leap for a Brendle. Must have been a pretty tough decision, I guess. If it makes you feel better, I don't watch sports either. :mrgreen:

Complaining about masturbation is like complaining about having to recharge a battery or filling your car up with gasoline...if those things felt really good.

I think the rant was coming from a good place, though. In some weird way. All those things we do to "recharge our battery" (sleep/eating/masturbation) aren't wastes of times at all, because in order to be truly productive you need those things anyway.

I think masturbation is interesting from an evolutionary standpoint, though. It's like we're cheating nature, in a way. Ejaculation feels great because it encourages reproduction...yet we've found a way to get that great feeling without reproducing.

I wonder if any apes will ever learn to masturbate.
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby BRMBug » Sun Sep 15, 2013 7:49 pm

Yay! People are coming back! This place is totally un-dead!

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Brendle wrote:I wonder if any apes will ever learn to masturbate.

Learn? As far as I know, they already do freely.
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Sep 15, 2013 9:31 pm

Let the dead become undead hahaha
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby Milo Vonnegut 3 » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:14 am

Left 4 Dead: South Park Studios. :lol:
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby Big-Will » Mon Sep 16, 2013 2:54 pm

Brendle wrote:I wonder if any apes will ever learn to masturbate.

How do you know that they don't? :lol:
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby Brendle » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:18 pm

BRMBug wrote:Learn? As far as I know, they already do freely.

Didn't know that monkeys spank their own monkey.
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby BRMBug » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:31 pm

Monkeys 'Spank the people'.

C'mon Will, let's change it to "this place is completely undead"!
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Re: The Active Thread (It's A Dead Man's Party)

Postby Big-Will » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:34 pm

No.

:lol:
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Re: The Active Thread (this place is completely dead)

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Sep 16, 2013 4:56 pm

Big-Will wrote:
Brendle wrote:I wonder if any apes will ever learn to masturbate.

How do you know that they don't? :lol:



The reason i believe humans are the only ones that jerk off is besause other living creatures don't do it for pleasure? Thats the only theory i have
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