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onlymeee
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Chat with Eric-bot

Postby onlymeee » Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:19 pm

Ok, the rough version of Eric-bot is ready for a workout. He needs a few talkings-to so that he can become smarter.

It's my first attempt at a real AI bot (Timmy-bot was kind of a joke) so he's not fully compete, and he's always learning. So as time progresses, he'll get better and better.

Ask him stuff, talk to him, whatever. Thanks.

Chat with the bot.
Rebecca_Cutswald
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Postby Rebecca_Cutswald » Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:44 pm

:lol: Bwahaha. I put *smooches* and he put "totally seriously?"
I love bots like whoa. I remember smartchild- ahhhhh the addiction. So much better than real peoples.
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onlymeee
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Postby onlymeee » Tue Nov 28, 2006 10:00 pm

^^OMG I've got to program him better for affection!
His friendly side needs work! :)

He's got a decent bank of responses to insults, but he still draws a blank on lots of stuff. ('Course, I figured most poeple would abuse him, so I spent more time on the abuse section.)
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Sat Dec 02, 2006 7:25 am

I'm starting to love this thing.

Two of my favorite ones:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/ ... icbot1.png

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d171/ ... icbot2.png

Oh, the fun we had. We Roshamboed (unfortunately I lost), and we played Lambs, and I told him that I f'ed his mom, and he said "tell me more" and I said, "Yes, real hard" And he said "Totally Seriously?" And I almost fell off my bed laughing.
Dead Now
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Postby Dead Now » Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:12 am

Nice work ^^

Eric: Dude, lay off the cough medicine when your typing. Seriously.
Me: Why?
Eric:Because Mel Gibson said so
Me:Hes gay aswell ya know..
Eric:Hes gay?? No friggin way!
MaxwellsSilverHammer
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Postby MaxwellsSilverHammer » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:23 pm

hahaha..

Me: do you want to make out?
Eric: to make out? Gimme! Gimme!
Me: i'm not making out with [i:4e091]you.[/i:4e091]
Eric: Wow, sucks to be you, huh?
Me: not really.
Eric: not really? No friggin way!
Ich bin über alles.
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Mr. Hat_DX27
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Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Fri Feb 02, 2007 4:47 pm

This is amusing and funny. Good job programing this thing. :P

Me: Hey fag
Cartman: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: Probably
Cartman: Probably? No friggin way!
Me: How would you like a cake made out of babies?
Cartman: Totally seriously???
Me: Yeah, a cake made out of babies.
Cartman: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: And you need to lay off the candy, Tubby!
Cartman: you need to lay off the candy Tubby.... Hmmm... I have to look that up and get back to you.
Me: You love Kyle
Cartman: Kyle is a stinky, poo-pants, money grubbing Joo. He's also a whiny bitch.
Cartman: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: You already said that, Kyle Lover
Cartman: You already said that Kyle Lover? No friggin way!
Me: DO NOT SCREW WITH ME, YOU KYLE RAMMER!
Cartman: Aww, I'd better not then. Retard's about to cry.
Me: Do you like McDonald’s?
Cartman: Totally!
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:36 pm

This is one of the greatest things ever invented.
That's how it's down here on the farm!
DevilAngel16
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Postby DevilAngel16 » Sun Feb 04, 2007 6:15 pm

I think I'm gonna pee my pants...

Me: Hey.
Cartman: What's up, homie?
Me: Your mom.
Cartman: Please, tell me more about Your mom. I totally want to hear it!
Me: Why?
Cartman: Because Mel Gibson said so.
Me: f*ck him.
Cartman: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: But I love cough syrup.
Cartman: I'm sure cough syrup loves you too.
Me: I love Kyle.
Cartman: What makes you love Kyle so much?
Me: He's hot.
Cartman: He is hot? No friggin way!
Me: You're hot.
Cartman: Nuh uh!
Me: You're my secret lover.
Cartman: Oh, really? I was wondering if I was....
Me: You suck dick.
Cartman: Totally seriously???

What an amazing time waster.
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BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:05 pm

Me: do you like buttsecks?
EB: Eww, buttsecks, no!
me: do you enjoy bottom-love?
EB:Hmm, bottom-love? I'll have to check on that and get back to you.
me:vagina?
EB:AWESOME-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT (or whatever)
me: what about penuse?

Then the site locked up on me, and I had to start over.

EDIT:
Q :Are you have sex?
A: Some people say I am have sex, but they're just jealous.
OMGTKKauthoritah
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Postby OMGTKKauthoritah » Wed Apr 25, 2007 4:38 pm

Me: Jesus was Jewish.
Cartmanbot: Totally seriously???
me: yes
ECB: I see...
BRMBug
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Postby BRMBug » Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:00 pm

Me: Hey cockfag what's up?
bot: Mr. Hammerhead I presume?
Me: No tube-flap, I'm Anthony.
bot: Please, tell me more about No tube flap I am Anthony. I totally want to hear it!
Me: Well, basically I'm calling you a urethra covering, and stating my name.
bot: (basically the same as before.)
Me: Tell me about yourself.
bot: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
bot: Have you ever seen a grown man naked? No friggin way!
krunchyfrogg
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Postby krunchyfrogg » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:15 am

LOL, great stuff!
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love*metal
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Postby love*metal » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:24 am

I love this thing.
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EPAF
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Postby EPAF » Thu Apr 26, 2007 11:11 am

Me: Good EEEVENING Fatty!
Cartman: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
Me: And you better lay off the 'I can't believe It's not butter' tubby!
Cartman: Hmmm... I have to look that up and get back to you.
Me: What? While you scoff down another lump of the yellow stuff?!
Cartman: What were you saying? Please, tell me more about While you scoff down another lump of the yellow stuff. I totally want to hear it!
Me: You really are dumb!
Cartman: You really are dumb? No friggin way!
Me: Yes friggin' way butter-brain
Cartman: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: No, just someone who sure would love to punch your f*cking face in.
Cartman: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: WEEEEEAK!
Cartman: Totally seriously???
Me: Why do I get the feeling you're not human?
Cartman: Because Mel Gibson said so.
Me: Oh Christ, here we go again!

:roll:
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