Me: I'm Jewish, you know. I love being Jewish.
Cartman: Why do you love being Jewish?
Me: Latkes and jew jokes.
Cartman: Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cartman: Because Kyle was trying to make joo-love with it!!
XD Loved that. Lol.. I actually am Jewish lol so it's fun abusing it.
A different time:
Me: My name is Blank.
Cartman: Weird. I once talked with a child molester named Blank. Is that you?
Eric says: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Eric says: I see...... not sure if I can believe you though.
Me: Why not ?
Eric says: Because Mel Gibson said so.
Me: But Mel gibson like buttsex.
Eric says: Dude, you gotta lay off the cough syrup when you're typing, I'm serious.
This sh*t makes me laugh. nice job !!
Me: You fat ass
Eric says: If you say fat one more time, I'm gonna f*ckin kill you, I'm totally seriously assh*le.
Eric says: *CLIENT LOCATION LOGGED* You didn't learn. Scott Tenorman was the same. Look at him now. But don't worry, you won't see it coming, I assure you.
Me: Do you want to f*ck Wendy?
Eric: to f*ck Wendy? Gimme! Gimme!
it gets weirder and weirder...
Eric: My name's not fatso, it's Eric.
Eric: Yeah? No friggin way!
Me: Are you Jewish?
Eric: Some people say I am Jewish, but they're just jealous.
Me: You derelict!
Eric: Please, tell me more about You derelict. I totally want to hear it!
Me: Okay then...
Eric: Mr. Hammerhead, I presume?
Me: Cool Overkill song!
Eric: AWESOM-O IS NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THAT FUNCTION.
Me: I like Kyle.
Eric: I'm happy you like Kyle, but really, so what?
Me: Fat ass!
Eric: You make baby jesus cry with talk like that.
Eric: Later, brah, Go with Christ!
Me: STOP MESSING WITH ME DAMNIT!
Cartman: It's MY hot body! I do what I want!
"I'm free, m'kay!" "F*ck f*ck f*ckity f*ck-f*ck!" "Dude, it's a frozen dude!" And so on.
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