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Beyond Sarcastaball

Postby UhhIDontKnow » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:13 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/middle-school-ban ... 06159.html

OK, I can see where full contact football is dangerous. But games of tag? Cartwheels? Soccer balls?

I'm seriously you guys - WTF. Hope some parent pulls a Randy Marsh at that school's next PTA meeting.
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Re: Beyond Sarcastaball

Postby Milo Vonnegut 3 » Wed Oct 16, 2013 4:38 pm

Kids are kids (I'm still one at heart). They fall down and bounce back. If you take away whatever gets the kids to move around and exert their energy, you may as well call yourself Adolf.
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Re: Beyond Sarcastaball

Postby Big-Will » Wed Oct 16, 2013 5:45 pm

UhhIDontKnow wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/middle-school-bans-footballs-baseballs-cartwheels-fun-games-213406159.html

OK, I can see where full contact football is dangerous. But games of tag? Cartwheels? Soccer balls?

I'm seriously you guys - WTF. Hope some parent pulls a Randy Marsh at that school's next PTA meeting.

If Marr and Trey feel a need to make an episode on any of these, they will. Meanwhile, go and watch "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
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Re: Beyond Sarcastaball

Postby UhhIDontKnow » Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:53 am

Big-Will wrote:
UhhIDontKnow wrote:http://news.yahoo.com/middle-school-bans-footballs-baseballs-cartwheels-fun-games-213406159.html

OK, I can see where full contact football is dangerous. But games of tag? Cartwheels? Soccer balls?

I'm seriously you guys - WTF. Hope some parent pulls a Randy Marsh at that school's next PTA meeting.

If Marr and Trey feel a need to make an episode on any of these, they will. Meanwhile, go and watch "Conjoined Fetus Lady"


That episode would have been ruined by the skoo in question's new rules.

Kyle got hurt playing dodgeball as I remember which can't happen when your skoo outlaws the balls.

(starts streaming the episode...)

Did Stan just call Butters Swanson??
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Re: Beyond Sarcastaball

Postby Big-Will » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:04 am

Yep.

And you should know that Sarcastaball was about Randy being pissed off that the NFL has gotten too soft. Players earning millions and being sidelined by injuries where players from 50 years ago would earn hundreds of thousands and play right through those injuries. Those new rules you mention were meant to drive home Randy's point and nothing more. I don't think you'll see them again.

And after reading that article, I wouldn't be surprised if Randy got into another rant about the pussification of children. :mad:
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Re: Beyond Sarcastaball

Postby UhhIDontKnow » Thu Oct 17, 2013 12:20 pm

Big-Will wrote:Yep.

And you should know that Sarcastaball was about Randy being pissed off that the NFL has gotten too soft. Players earning millions and being sidelined by injuries where players from 50 years ago would earn hundreds of thousands and play right through those injuries. Those new rules you mention were meant to drive home Randy's point and nothing more. I don't think you'll see them again.

And after reading that article, I wouldn't be surprised if Randy got into another rant about the pussification of children. :mad:


I can definitely tell Trey is in to the NFL and the Broncos ;) I think they were just lambasting the NFL as well for needing "studies" to determine whether or not a sport that bounces one's brain off of one's skull repeatedly might cause brain injuries. Ya think?

I meant the skooo from the article - if Kyle went there, he'd never end up in the nurse's office at all. He'd be off in a bubble like that home-schooled kid and not allowed in the same building with something as dangerous as a dodge ball. Safe from injuries - and more importantly, his skoo safe from lawsuits :oops:
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Re: Beyond Sarcastaball

Postby BRMBug » Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:22 pm

Big-Will wrote:Yep.

And you should know that Sarcastaball was about Randy being pissed off that the NFL has gotten too soft. Players earning millions and being sidelined by injuries where players from 50 years ago would earn hundreds of thousands and play right through those injuries. Those new rules you mention were meant to drive home Randy's point and nothing more. I don't think you'll see them again.

And after reading that article, I wouldn't be surprised if Randy got into another rant about the pussification of children. :mad:

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Re: Beyond Sarcastaball

Postby Milo Vonnegut 3 » Fri Oct 18, 2013 5:21 pm


American television.

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