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Unassumption
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Re: Confessions

Postby Unassumption » Thu Jul 18, 2013 8:09 pm

I confess that I should be in bed now
AND BY THE WAY, I WIN
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Re: Confessions

Postby fittin » Fri Jul 19, 2013 1:52 am

My spouse and i worked out an ingenious solution to assassinate someone traveling inside a vehicle convoy. I'm going to simply say the idea consists of explosives as well as a laser light somewhat similar to with these entrance doors of which wide open immediately at outlets.
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Re: Confessions

Postby BRMBug » Fri Jul 19, 2013 10:55 am

Oh. I'd just throw a T-Rex at them, but that works too.
Unassumption
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Re: Confessions

Postby Unassumption » Sat Jul 20, 2013 2:34 pm

A T-rex might choke on the car and spit them out. The only way to be sure is to nuke them from orbit.
I confess i got nervous typing that this unfunny joke, lest the thought police decide to jail me for it like they've done for so many other similarly absurd statements lately <_<

I've often said that I'm so boring i could find anything interesting. Proof arived in the form of how enthusiastic I was to do a data entry job. I also confess that I didn't check my emails yesterday so didn't notice that my shifts had changed to be later in the day, so i got out of bed for nothing. I'm glad they didn't make it earlier so i was extra punctual instead of late ._.

I confess that i didn't go out enough as a kid to know that i burned rather than tanned in it until yesterday when they made me stand out in the sun for a graduation photo for like an hour because of the incompetent photgrapher. I confess I didn't check my emails because this heat knocked me the f*ck out.
AND BY THE WAY, I WIN
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Re: Confessions

Postby Samathou » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:49 pm

I confess that I wish weird and mysterious things happened. Well, positive things of course... :|
In October, I already wanna wish you a Merry Christmas... mwahaha! ~~
Online Milo
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Re: Confessions

Postby Online Milo » Wed Aug 21, 2013 5:25 pm

I confess that I like to text in the shower.
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Re: Confessions

Postby Unassumption » Tue Aug 27, 2013 5:31 am

I confess that I respect anyone who can do things I can't do. That's a lot of things. I can't make or keep friends easily, I bore myself to sleep and have no creativity and I think almost as slow as I move. If someone can hold down a job at McDonnalds and keep a couple of mates I look upto them like they're some kind of god from Olympus and would let them get away with several murders before I changed that view of them. I'm always trying to be the best at everything because of this but that makes a jack of all trades and even my best skills (memory?) are laughable. This leads me to search out people even less intelligent than myself online (conspiracy theorists and pseudo-scientists) to boost my ego. I can't help but find a reason to hate most people and the few who seem flawless to me have criminal or mental health records that go on forever, so apparently my standards aren't the same as anyone elses. Fiction doesn't work for me for that reason, I rarely see why a villain is meant to be bad or vice versa. I keep meeting far better people than myself who've been driven to low acts by things outside their control too.

I have no realistic plans for my life and haven't yet come to terms with the fact I'll die; I feel like I'm going to change world history (for better or worse) but know I'll probably end up at some small irrelevant company and I'll be happy as a cog in a meaningless machine too but I'll be wasting so much of the luck life gave me but I won't care (much) because I'm a selfish bastard (but don't think I'm selfish enough? or is that rational?).

I talk like a little girl on the phone in general, I'm shocked at how high pitched my voice can go.

I eat food before bed no matter how hungry i am, it's a ritual.

i scream in public for 10 minutes on end, bawling in the foetal position, at the slightest provocation, talking in baby speak and sh*t. every summer i stay here my mind gets worse. Just like my mum, and her brothers and parents. I guess insanity runs in the family . I need to gtfo of this place before i end up just like them D=
AND BY THE WAY, I WIN
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Re: Confessions

Postby Milo Vonnegut » Wed Aug 28, 2013 10:36 am

Unassumption wrote:I confess that I respect anyone who can do things I can't do. That's a lot of things. I can't make or keep friends easily, I bore myself to sleep and have no creativity and I think almost as slow as I move. If someone can hold down a job at McDonnalds and keep a couple of mates I look upto them like they're some kind of god from Olympus and would let them get away with several murders before I changed that view of them. I'm always trying to be the best at everything because of this but that makes a jack of all trades and even my best skills (memory?) are laughable. This leads me to search out people even less intelligent than myself online (conspiracy theorists and pseudo-scientists) to boost my ego. I can't help but find a reason to hate most people and the few who seem flawless to me have criminal or mental health records that go on forever, so apparently my standards aren't the same as anyone elses. Fiction doesn't work for me for that reason, I rarely see why a villain is meant to be bad or vice versa. I keep meeting far better people than myself who've been driven to low acts by things outside their control too.

I have no realistic plans for my life and haven't yet come to terms with the fact I'll die; I feel like I'm going to change world history (for better or worse) but know I'll probably end up at some small irrelevant company and I'll be happy as a cog in a meaningless machine too but I'll be wasting so much of the luck life gave me but I won't care (much) because I'm a selfish bastard (but don't think I'm selfish enough? or is that rational?).

I talk like a little girl on the phone in general, I'm shocked at how high pitched my voice can go.

I eat food before bed no matter how hungry i am, it's a ritual.

i scream in public for 10 minutes on end, bawling in the foetal position, at the slightest provocation, talking in baby speak and sh*t. every summer i stay here my mind gets worse. Just like my mum, and her brothers and parents. I guess insanity runs in the family . I need to gtfo of this place before i end up just like them D=

I confess that I find this post to be so poetic. :)
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Re: Confessions

Postby Mamont » Wed Aug 28, 2013 3:42 pm

Unassumption wrote:I confess that I respect anyone who can do things I can't do. That's a lot of things. I can't make or keep friends easily, I bore myself to sleep and have no creativity and I think almost as slow as I move. If someone can hold down a job at McDonnalds and keep a couple of mates I look upto them like they're some kind of god from Olympus and would let them get away with several murders before I changed that view of them.

Coming from one of the smartest people I know, this sounds bad. You really need to work on your self esteem, although I'm the last to speak on the subject.

Unassumption wrote:I'm always trying to be the best at everything

In that field you're better than at least 60% of world population. Most people are underachievers and will settle for just good enough.

Unassumption wrote:I have no realistic plans for my life

As Baz Luhrmann said: "Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your
life… the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they
wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year
olds I know still don’t."

I think you worry too much. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI
BRMBug
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Re: Confessions

Postby BRMBug » Wed Aug 28, 2013 8:58 pm

Here I am nearing 33, and I still don't.


Cornfession:
Sometimes late at night just when I'm nodding off, I worry what's gonna happen to me after my Dad dies, and what will happen to me when I get to be too old to care for myself. That fear snaps my eyes back wide open again.
Online Milo
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Re: Confessions

Postby Online Milo » Thu Aug 29, 2013 12:35 pm

Unassumption wrote:I confess that I respect anyone who can do things I can't do. That's a lot of things. I can't make or keep friends easily, I bore myself to sleep and have no creativity and I think almost as slow as I move. If someone can hold down a job at McDonnalds and keep a couple of mates I look upto them like they're some kind of god from Olympus and would let them get away with several murders before I changed that view of them. I'm always trying to be the best at everything because of this but that makes a jack of all trades and even my best skills (memory?) are laughable. This leads me to search out people even less intelligent than myself online (conspiracy theorists and pseudo-scientists) to boost my ego. I can't help but find a reason to hate most people and the few who seem flawless to me have criminal or mental health records that go on forever, so apparently my standards aren't the same as anyone elses. Fiction doesn't work for me for that reason, I rarely see why a villain is meant to be bad or vice versa. I keep meeting far better people than myself who've been driven to low acts by things outside their control too.

I have no realistic plans for my life and haven't yet come to terms with the fact I'll die; I feel like I'm going to change world history (for better or worse) but know I'll probably end up at some small irrelevant company and I'll be happy as a cog in a meaningless machine too but I'll be wasting so much of the luck life gave me but I won't care (much) because I'm a selfish bastard (but don't think I'm selfish enough? or is that rational?).

I talk like a little girl on the phone in general, I'm shocked at how high pitched my voice can go.

I eat food before bed no matter how hungry i am, it's a ritual.

i scream in public for 10 minutes on end, bawling in the foetal position, at the slightest provocation, talking in baby speak and sh*t. every summer i stay here my mind gets worse. Just like my mum, and her brothers and parents. I guess insanity runs in the family . I need to gtfo of this place before i end up just like them D=

Remember what I once said Unassumption, throwing away your life and not fulfilling your ambitions is the worst thing you could ever do.
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Re: Confessions

Postby Unassumption » Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:40 pm

I confess I didn't think anyone would read my last text-wall. I would need ambitions to fulfill them though.

I confess that Bug's post has got me worried about the same thing now - the poor health of both my parents (deserved given their lifestyles) has me worried about that anyway. I'm sure you'll find a way Bug :S

I confess that I spent another summer largely not doing anything productive, despite sending job applications every other day. Didn't even do much useless but fun stuff. I am good at wasting time :P
AND BY THE WAY, I WIN
Milo Vonnegut 3

Re: Confessions

Postby Milo Vonnegut 3 » Thu Oct 24, 2013 6:40 am

I confess that I come from a family of hippies.

I confess that on my first day of first grade, I was bullied daily by a rude 5th grader even culminating in things like him strangling me against the fence!

I confess that my boss is incredibly greedy - he won't share the cupcakes I made for everyone at work, yesterday
Milo Vonnegut 3

Re: Confessions

Postby Milo Vonnegut 3 » Sat Oct 26, 2013 9:06 am

I also confess that I am effeminate (I have feminine qualities), even though I don't look it.
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Re: Confessions

Postby Mamont » Sun Oct 27, 2013 9:52 am

In What's up thread Unassumption wrote:I don't know what i was thinking drawing all that yaoi

I confess I enjoy yaoi.

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