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Family Guy quotes

Postby treefiddy_350 » Tue Aug 09, 2005 7:19 pm

I know a lot of people here love Family Guy, so post some of your favorite Family Guy quotes here.
Heres one:

Chris: Doctor, I need you to get rid of this zit!
Doug (Chris's Zit): You traitor!
Doctor: Whoa, that's a doosie! I bet some of those awful kids at school call you Zit face?
Chris: No
Doctor: Papa zit?
Chris: No
Doctor: Pus peak?
Chris: No
Doctor: Fat ass?
Chris: Well..yeah..
:lol:
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Postby general disaray » Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:57 pm

Peter: How am I gonna raise $50,000

Quagmire: Well, you can have sex with 1,000 fat chicks for $50 a piece or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 a piece
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Postby rag doll » Tue Aug 09, 2005 10:27 pm

Giggidy giggidy goo! :parishilton:

Something that Quagmire would say about the Hilton bitch.
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Postby raw_dawg_roy » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:19 pm

general disaray wrote:Peter: How am I gonna raise $50,000

Quagmire: Well, you can have sex with 1,000 fat chicks for $50 a piece or 50 really fat chicks for $1,000 a piece

What? Don't look at me like that! Fat Chicks need love too, but they gotta pay!
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Postby missycartman » Wed Aug 10, 2005 5:22 am

rag doll wrote:Giggidy giggidy goo! :parishilton:

Something that Quagmire would say about the Hilton bitch.



Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy lets have sex !
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Postby monkey333 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:08 am

Peter: Thee Days! but that's tommorow!
I like my women like I like my beef, gound up and in the freezer.....
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Postby general disaray » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:21 pm

Peter: Math my son is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology
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Postby triplemultiplex » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:35 pm

"I just saw you and Ross Fischman breaking the 5th Comandment. Congress passes these things for a reason!"
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Postby monkey333 » Wed Aug 10, 2005 3:41 pm

Peter:"If I wasn't so sure you're a lesbian; I'd think you were coming onto me."
I like my women like I like my beef, gound up and in the freezer.....
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Postby SugarDaddyStan » Wed Aug 10, 2005 4:07 pm

Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

here's another one-

Judge: Im sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!

:lol:
That reminds me of Dane Cook's "Not so Kool Aid" skit.
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Postby triplemultiplex » Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:37 pm

"Christians don't believe in gravity."

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Man in white: "What do you want?"

Stewie: "Freedom! What do you want?"

Man in white: "I want to get the hell out of here!"

Stewie: "Oh I'm sorry, we're all out of that. I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death."

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God: "Jesus Christ!"

Jesus: "What?"

God: "Get the Escalade, we're outta here!"
(edited to correct it.)
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Postby treefiddy_350 » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:31 pm

Meg: I can't believe I fell in love with Neil!
Lois: I can't believe I did that to Neil!
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!
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Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:52 pm

"As to you kind sage, I only hope my heartfelt thanks will keep you warm as you spend the next ten years IN FROZEN CARBONITE!"
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Postby kyle_vs_cartman » Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:02 pm

Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
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