Chris: Doctor, I need you to get rid of this zit!
Doug (Chris's Zit): You traitor!
Doctor: Whoa, that's a doosie! I bet some of those awful kids at school call you Zit face?
Doctor: Papa zit?
Doctor: Pus peak?
Doctor: Fat ass?
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
here's another one-
Judge: Im sentencing you to 24 months in prison.
Lois: Oh no!
Brian: Oh no!
Chris: Oh no!
Meg: Oh no!
Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!
That reminds me of Dane Cook's "Not so Kool Aid" skit.
Man in white: "What do you want?"
Stewie: "Freedom! What do you want?"
Man in white: "I want to get the hell out of here!"
Stewie: "Oh I'm sorry, we're all out of that. I'm afraid all we have left is untimely death."
God: "Jesus Christ!"
God: "Get the Escalade, we're outta here!"
(edited to correct it.)
You read it! You can't unread it!
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.
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