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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby nne » Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:42 am

I have to admit, even if I don't like Family Guy and I find plots and characters boring, jokes are kinda funny :D (but too many celebrity jokes :/)

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois: WHAT!?
Stewie: Hi. [runs off giggling]
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Sun May 03, 2009 6:09 pm

"'m not your dad, i'am electric man." :lol:
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby TOTAL_BRUTAL » Mon May 18, 2009 3:07 pm

Brian: Great, this was a bigger waste of time than Ringo's songwriting.

Ringo: Hey guys, I wrote a song!

Paul: Oh, that's great!

George: Oh, good, Ringo!

John: Fantastic!

Paul: You know what, I'm gonna put it right here, right on the refrigerator, that way we'll get to sing it every day!

Ringo: All right!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Mon May 18, 2009 5:47 pm

"freaking sweet!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:32 pm

(A scene at the race track, with Mr. Herbert at the stables)

Herbert (approaching small jockey): Well, hey there, little fella!

Jockey (turning to face him): Sir, I'm 48! (leaves)

Herbert (to himself): This whole place is just one giant mindfxck!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AxayPaulene » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:29 pm

There was one scene where Peter and Lois were in bed one night. I don't remember what they said before this part:

Lois: It's just a turn of phrase.

Peter: What's a turn of phrase?

Lois: God, you're dumb. Thank God for that ass.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:49 am

Lois: For a moment, I half-expected to come home and find out you had sold the house.

Peter: How do you "half-expect" something?

AxayPaulene wrote:Lois: It's just a turn of phrase.

Peter: What's a turn of phrase?

Lois: God, you're dumb. Thank God for that ass.

That's as much as I remember.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Niels0827 » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:40 am

Peter: Attention ladies and gentlemen. Testicles. That is all.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby TOTAL_BRUTAL » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:05 pm

Carter: I'm having a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack! You oughta know by now!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:26 am

"go away fat man."
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby TOTAL_BRUTAL » Mon Feb 08, 2010 3:07 am

Peter: What ever happened to your son Kevin?

Joe: He died in Iraq.

Peter: Oh, sad.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:06 am

"alright!"
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

Fave ep: ESM Season 12,Sec fave: Butterballs Season 16
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AxayPaulene » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:37 am

Peter: "Guiltyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby seamus yarr » Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:40 am

anyone who believes these 2 should not be married, speak now

Peter: Ok seriously, no ones going to say it?
Well I guess it just has to be me



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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby evilcupcake72 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:45 pm

Stewie: You know Brian not all dogs go to heaven

Satan: so Goofy, you were behind the 9/11 attacks?
Goofy: Well that's what they get for supporting Iserial *goofy chuckle*
Satan: ok, your going in the pits of hell

{Satan pushes Goofy in the fiery pits of hell}

Goofy: YAAAAHOHOHOOOOOOOYYYY!
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