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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:06 pm

"i gotta stop taking my baths during peters schanagans."
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:16 pm

Peter (entering boss' office): Is this where I get a poop pass for the executive bathroom?

Boss: Sit down, Peter. We need to talk.

Peter: Oh, well, you better make it quick, 'cause I'm starting to crown.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:01 pm

"shes the jerk."
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby evilcupcake72 » Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:07 pm

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Thu Feb 11, 2010 6:07 pm

"shipoopi shipoopi the girl is hard to get."
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:10 am

(Adam West goes to a psychic)

AW: Can you answer me just one question?

Psychic (Estelle): Yes.

(pause)

AW: Thank you. (leaves)
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:11 pm

^^

The FG haters would love this weeks episode; in that it gives them a good excuse to rip on the show for doing something South Park did. When Brian coaches Peter into being a psychic to persuade Lois as to the implausibility of psychics, even I could only think; "Wow, just like Biggest Douche."

To be fair, it was only the b-story in an episode where the main plot revolves around Chris dating a girl with Downs Syndrome.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:49 pm

triplemultiplex wrote:
To be fair, it was only the b-story in an episode where the main plot revolves around Chris dating a girl with Downs Syndrome.

Wow, that sounds... horrible.
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:58 pm

i saw that it was very offensive in my opinion.

"chris where have you been?"

" i don't know."
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby seamus yarr » Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:05 pm

Chris starts swinging his shirt around and then the peado guy is watching on a ladder then he faints and the ladder falls over
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:20 am

:D Chris, don't you know about the bird?
:x MEG!! Everybody knows that the bird is the word!!
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby BRMBug » Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:31 am

I've been trying to figure out for weeks how I could quote that episode w/o writing paragraphs and paragraphs.
ba-ba-ba bird, bird, bird, bird is the word. I said a-bird-bird-bird, bird is the word... :mrgreen:
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:09 pm

"aww in the kitchen meg."
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Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:11 am

203177 wrote:"shipoopi shipoopi the girl is hard to get."

Tom Brady: Dammit, Griffin! I said "No showboating!"
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Re: Family Guy quotes

Postby 203177 » Wed Feb 17, 2010 5:38 pm

"eww a bandaid." :lol:
My favorite sp characters: Bridon(he's so cute!)
Kyle,Stan, Kenny/Mysterion.

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