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Postby treefiddy_350 » Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:56 pm

The new episode was great.

Quote:
Peter:(excited) Whats that? whose at the door huh? go get 'em! (knocking on tv).

Meg: I'm not a dog you fat BASTARD! :lol:

Not exactly sure thats how Peter said it, but it was more of the same stuff. I liked it how he was saying the whole part then Meg's outburst. :lol:
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Postby goddamit » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:52 pm

I love Family Guy,heres some classic quotes:

(Whole family watching tv on couch)

(Mother,father at table,son,daughter standing left and right)

Daughter:Mom,Dad i found these cigerettes in Gregs jacket.
Dad:Greg were you smoking cigerette?
Greg:No dad.
Dad:Well hes lying no dobut about that,Greg im afraid your punishment will be 4 hours in the snake pit,maybe that will give you some time to think about what youve done.
Greg:Aw man.(jumps in)
Jen(daughter):That'll teach him.
Dad:And Jen you will stay in the fire chamber for tatelling on your brother.
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Postby goddamit » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:12 pm

More....


Meg:Mom can i turn the heat up?
Louis:Oh dont touch the thermistat Meg your father gets upset.
Meg:Oh c'mon,this thing goes up to 90.(turns dial,and quickyl peter opens door with a slam)
Peter:Who touched the theristat?
Meg:God how does he always know?
Peter:Brian implant Meg,every father has one,tells you when the children are messing with the dial.
(Some guy opens back door)
Guy1:Hey Peter my thing went off, is your thermistat okay?
Peter:Yeas alright.
SomeGuy2:Hey is my child here?
Guy1:Forget it false alarm!
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Postby goddamit » Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:25 pm

Some more....


Peter:Now i am the man of the house,and as the man of the house i order you to give me permission to go to this party.
Louis:Look atleast promise me you wont drink,beer always leads to trouble.
Peter:C'mon your worrying about nothin.
Louis:Oh?Remember when you got drunk of the communion wine in church?
(CUTSCENE IN CHURCH PRIEST TALKING,blah blah,peter drinkign the whine)
Peter:Whoa is that really the blood of christ?
Preist:Yes.
Peter:Man!That guy mustve been wasted 24 hours a day,eh?
Louis:Or that time at the ice cream store?
(cutscene)
Peter:Aw i love butter rum its my favorite.(takes lick and falls through a table)
Brian:Or that time you had an irish coffee the time we went to go see Philedelphia?
(cutscene,everyone is crying)
Peter:...................Oh i got it thats the guy from big,um,aw,Tom Hanks thats right,man funny guy Tom Hanks,everything he says is a stitch.
Tom Hanks:I have aids.
Peter:HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Louis:Promise me peter.
Peter:Louis honey i promise not a drop of beer will touch this lips tonight.
(At the party)
Quagmire:Hey who wants to play drink the beer?
Peter:Right here.(drinks)
Quagmire:All right you win!
Peter:Aw sweet what do i get?
Quagmire:Another beer!
Peter:Oh im going for the high score!
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Postby triplemultiplex » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:52 pm

goddamit wrote:I love Family Guy,heres some classic quotes:

(Whole family watching tv on couch)

(Mother,father at table,son,daughter standing left and right)


They're watching the Brady Bunch, of course.

goddamit wrote:(CUTSCENE IN CHURCH PRIEST TALKING,blah blah,peter drinkign the whine)
Peter:Whoa is that really the blood of christ?
Preist:Yes.
Peter:Man!That guy mustve been wasted 24 hours a day,eh?


This joke wasn't in the pilot episode when it originally aired. I don't remember if it was cut for time or for the Jesus joke, but it wasn't originally there. They restored it when the show was syndicated and came out on DVD. But because it was cut from the pilot, it was added to a later episode in the first season (don't recall which one). So now that gag is in two different episodes in our DVD collections. :D
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Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:00 am

^it was in the pilot & 15 mintutes of shame(when they are on the reality TV show)

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Postby jaydawGtwo04 » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:06 am

(runs like hes dreaming hes running)
peter:look hes dreaming that hes running
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Postby triplemultiplex » Thu Sep 15, 2005 12:23 am

IneedBoutTREEFIDDY wrote:^it was in the pilot & 15 mintutes of shame(when they are on the reality TV show)


Ah ha! Thanks 'fiddy'.

Here's one from the as-yet-unreleased movie:

Peter: "Yes, ah, table for two?"

Host: "I'm sorry, we have a 45 minute wait."

Lois: "Oh isn't that too bad honey? Because I know waiting in line at a restaurant really... grinds your gears...

Host: "Oh my god, it's you! I loved your rant about how bread is square and baloney is round! Oh, a table just opened up."

woman waiting in line: "Hey, we've been waiting..."

guy waiting in line: "Shhh, that's Michael Moore."


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Not the funniest joke in the movie, but still a rib tickler.
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Postby Hitlar » Thu Sep 15, 2005 3:21 am

when does this movie come out?
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Postby jjmac12345 » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:01 am

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Postby Brave_Sir_Ribbit » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:25 am

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Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:39 am

The following program features adult content and is brought to you by the letter H.
(Caption: Homicide: Life on Sesame Street)
(Phone rings)
Bert: (groan) Hello? Son of a b*tch! I'm on my way. (Gets out of bed naked with bottle of JD, waking Ernie) Some poor b*stard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's. (Swigs from bottle, hacks)
Ernie: Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much, Bert.
Bert: Well, Ernie, I wish you wouldn't eat COOKIES IN THE DAMN BED!!!
Ernie: Bert, you're shouting again, Bert.
(comedic music as Bert groans)

That was the first thing I ever saw on FG, and I've been LMAO ever since!
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Postby emericaskate07 » Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:28 am

I LOVE FAMILY GUY!!!

BUT I AM NOT A HARDCORE FAN OF IT, LIKE I AM

FOR SOUTH PARK!!! :cartmancop: :chaos: :craig: :gaykenny: :gothstan: :tweek: :timmy: :tp:

F@CK!!! I CAN'T QUOTE IT RIGHT! ALL I REMEMBER IS STEWIE

TRYING TO MAKE "ELIZZA" OR "ELIZZABETH" TRY TO

PRONOUNCE THE "UMMMM...." AND SHE REPLIES WITH, "OHI,

YOUR BREATH SMELLS LIKE KITTY LITTER!"

I WAS LAUGHING MY @SS FOR DAYS EVERY TIME I THOUGHT

ABOUT IT. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby jaydawGtwo04 » Fri Sep 16, 2005 8:30 pm

emerica if you havent read the rules you arent supposed to put letters in in all caps

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