HOW WILL YOU DIE?

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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby butters kenny » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:08 pm

By shooting myself.
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby iloveyouguys » Sat Dec 12, 2009 9:44 am

The most insane, memorable, and random suicide ever.
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby evilcupcake72 » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:31 pm

by sticking scissors in an electrical socket

because Im awsome like that!
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby evilcupcake72 » Sat Jan 23, 2010 6:32 pm

eather that or i would die honorably on a secret ninja mission
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby AxayPaulene » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:57 pm

I don't really care how I die. As long as I'm dead, that's fine with me.
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby Niels0827 » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:11 pm

I have good reason to believe I'll die of a stroke before I'm 50.
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby Azer » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:35 pm

i'll die so happy :cartmanevillaugh: that the people who'll see my corpse will pray to die
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby Mrs._Eff » Sat Feb 27, 2010 10:29 pm

Either by a lost game of Russian Roulette or ingesting some poisonous plant.

But, I know perfectly well that I will be mauled by raptors.
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Fri May 13, 2011 9:21 pm

I'll die like a true American. Defending my home with a 12-gauge :lol:
Can't we all just get along?
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:22 pm

As long as it's not while fapping, I don't care. (I rarely fap anyway so I guess I'm good.)
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby BRMBug » Mon Jun 13, 2011 7:37 pm

I just hope they don't find me strung up on the David Carradine Bowflex.
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby Unassumption » Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:36 pm

At a computer, where I spend most hours of most days of my life; I'll die doing what I love :twisted:
AND BY THE WAY, I WIN
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Tue Jun 14, 2011 2:58 am

Unassumption wrote:At a computer, where I spend most hours of most days of my life; I'll die doing what I love :twisted:


Jacking off to porn? :shock:
AWKWARD!!!!
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby Unassumption » Tue Jun 14, 2011 3:19 am

Stroke or heart attack induced by the stupidity i see all around me =/

I'll die doing what I love if I die the way GeminiShamrock doesn't want to ;-) AWKWARD! or if i die of hate, another thing I love ;)
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Re: HOW WILL YOU DIE?

Postby GeminiShamrock » Sat Jul 02, 2011 7:10 pm

GeminiShamrock wrote:As long as it's not while fapping, I don't care. (I rarely fap anyway so I guess I'm good.)


I guess I should clarify. As long as it has nothing to do with sex, whether physically, mentally, or emotionally, I'm good. Hell, I could get decapitated by a church spire that broke off and go right into the neck, and I'd be okay. I mean yeah, it would suck that I wouldn't be alive anymore, but I'm not afraid to die. (I just don't want to die right now because I have more life to live.)
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