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Probably, I will be in the hospital and die there. I can just see my family, friends, and Rabbi there. Suddenly I'll know that I have only moments to live, and I grab a piece of paper, write on it, and hand it to the Rabbi. Then I'm gone

The Rabbi will probably feel that what I'm writing is some kind of inspirational last words and thoughts, and that now isn't a good time to read the note, so he'll save it for the funeral. At the funeral, he will announce that I wrote an inspirational note at the end of my life and that he'll read it now for the first time. The note will say: "YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!"
Later, when my family gets the receipt from the funeral home, I guess the receipt will say at the bottom: "Thank you. Please come again.”
Suicide? That's the one thing that I cannot imagine. It's murder - murdering yourself. I just can't see how people can murder themselves.JamesPup wrote:Heart problems possibly? I have had heart issues in the past. Also suicide, a savage beating, and old age may work. I’ll add in the death penalty too.
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I didn't know you were 'ewishzzyzx 2 wrote: The Rabbi will probably feel that what I'm writing is some kind of inspirational last words and thoughts, and that now isn't a good time to read the note, so he'll save it for the funeral. At the funeral, he will announce that I wrote an inspirational note at the end of my life and that he'll read it now for the first time. The note will say: "YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!"
I don't know y'all, I hope it's in my 80s with just enough of my faculties intact for it not to be too sad. In truth, with my current health it'll probably be a massive coronary in my 60s

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JamesPup wrote:I can only think of two reasons that I would kill myself. One being that it would benefit others or save the day and the other being because I was very sick and terminal and the pain was too great. Either way the odds are pretty low of either ever happening I would think. Though cancer runs in my family I think I could take the pain. Maybe that way I could die high on marijuana!
Same here on the family cancer. I always run against should I try to live super healthy or just say f*ck it because I'm going to get it anyways. Didn't Aldous Huxley take acid on his death bed?
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But if I didn't make it to my natural death, I'd say I would die from a heart attack during times of extreme stress. Whatever force is at work in our lives, be it some higher power or just pure coincidence, it sure isn't making a full life easy for me.
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