[RIP Steve Irwin] im going to stick my thumb in his b*tthole

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RIP Steve Irwin

Postby general disaray » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:43 pm

http://au.news.yahoo.com/060904/23/10ebv.html

Sad, although not that unexpected, a lot less animals will have their buttholes jammed, here's to you Steve, rest in piece mate
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Postby TrixR4Butters » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:47 pm

Wow by a sting ray :shock:
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Postby cartman8213 » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:50 pm

I'm gonna be completely honest about this. It's sad that his happened. It's always sad when someone dies. I know that. I feel bad for his family. I know how it feels when a relative dies; even quite young ones. One of my friend's mom died at around 47 from a car accident. It was from something stupid she did when she was drunk. Her family really got through it. They seem quite happy.

However, this idiot had it coming to him. Whenever you handle animals like he did, what the hell do you expect? What idiot messes with poisonous snakes and stingrays. All of these retards shouldn't be given a show. It's almost as bad as David Blaine. It's incredibly stupid. People will attempt to do sh*t like that. You shouldn't risk your life to entertain people. That's when people don't feel that bad for you when you die.
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Postby region7cards » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:50 pm

whoa thats sad

i used to watch that show as a little kid and that guy always seemed happy and like nothing would ever hurt him but i guess he learned his lesson which is sad because he has 2 kids.

what do you think will happen if someone from the jackass crew dies?
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Postby TrixR4Butters » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:54 pm

I just found it funny and sad, a sting ray... a freakin sting ray after all the crocs and snakes!
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STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD

Postby mors12 » Sun Sep 03, 2006 11:56 pm

Horrible...

We may have rolled our eyes at Steve's manic energy, but we all respected and admired him for his dedication to the environment and his obvious love for his family.

He will be missed by all of America, but surely most of all by his wife and two children. I hope that they feel the full support of the American people.
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Postby iceiwynd » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:36 am

I'm baffled, to say the least. I mean, this guy really knew his stuff, not making him just another bimbo out there looking for some cheap fame or whatever, and actually cared, so, uh.

... Wow.
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Postby TOR Hershman » Mon Sep 04, 2006 12:36 am

:lol:

The universe is soooooooooooooooo full of it.

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Postby Gothic_Butters » Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:22 am

You know what's ironic about the whole Steve Erwin thing??

I bet my friend 20 bucks that Steve Erwin would die some day by pissing off one of those animals.. I was just joking with him.. but.. woah dude I won the bet!

heh.. sorry I just think it's kinda funny.. He always gets in the faces of snakes and everything.. and he pisses them off and gets bit.. .. i mean it's like the dude had a death wish.


Crikey!! Look at da size o' dat crocidile!! I'm gonna sneak up on it and grab it by da jaw like this, see! Ah, crikey look at da jaws on this here feller!! Ah bloody 'ell I'm gonna stick my head in the crocidile's mouth and see how bad it pisses him off! Ah crikey he's trying to wrestle with me!! I'm gonna try to pin him down, heah!! AW CRIKEY that pissed him off... AAAGHH the crocidile bit me dick off!! Not to worry! I got a dildo in the hummer! I can just attatch that one right down theaih.. ahh there we go.. AHH THE CROCODILE BIT THAT OFF TOO!! AH CRIKEY!! HE'S TRYING TO EAT ME ALIVE!! Now the crocodile's mouth is big enough to swallow a man whole and that looks like!! Ah no!! He's gonna munch me up in little bite-sized peices!! Oh, sh*t! Turn off the bloody camera you buggaloon!! CRIKEY sh*t!!
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Postby Everybody-Hates-Chris » Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:59 am

RIP Steve, Im never gona hit stingrays at the aquarium again.
BTW he stopped pissing animals off when he got family and started helpin zoo animals n stuff.
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Postby matts_diva_bitch » Mon Sep 04, 2006 3:39 am

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I'm utterly speechless.

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Postby Rayeli » Mon Sep 04, 2006 4:58 am

Gothic_Butters wrote:You know what's ironic about the whole Steve Erwin thing??

I bet my friend 20 bucks that Steve Erwin would die some day by pissing off one of those animals.. I was just joking with him.. but.. woah dude I won the bet!

heh.. sorry I just think it's kinda funny.. He always gets in the faces of snakes and everything.. and he pisses them off and gets bit.. .. i mean it's like the dude had a death wish.


Crikey!! Look at da size o' dat crocidile!! I'm gonna sneak up on it and grab it by da jaw like this, see! Ah, crikey look at da jaws on this here feller!! Ah bloody 'ell I'm gonna stick my head in the crocidile's mouth and see how bad it pisses him off! Ah crikey he's trying to wrestle with me!! I'm gonna try to pin him down, heah!! AW CRIKEY that pissed him off... AAAGHH the crocidile bit me dick off!! Not to worry! I got a dildo in the hummer! I can just attatch that one right down theaih.. ahh there we go.. AHH THE CROCODILE BIT THAT OFF TOO!! AH CRIKEY!! HE'S TRYING TO EAT ME ALIVE!! Now the crocodile's mouth is big enough to swallow a man whole and that looks like!! Ah no!! He's gonna munch me up in little bite-sized peices!! Oh, sh*t! Turn off the bloody camera you buggaloon!! CRIKEY sh*t!!



I laughed a little when I read that last part. Thank you for making me feel partly guilty.

Specifically, he wasn't pissing any animals off at the moment. He was just snorkeling over the stingray when it went into defensive mode, feeling cornered when the cameraman was also in the way in front of it. Poor Irwin happened to be in the way of the barb. I mean, the chances of that happening are pretty rare if it's the only third known stingray death in Australian waters.

It kind of suprised me when I heard about it, though no one should really be suprised considering his line of work. I watched his show a lot when I was younger and he was really a nice guy. My heart goes out to his family who must be having a hard time right now. God bless them.
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Postby Sharpy69 » Mon Sep 04, 2006 8:59 am

i wonder how much he had to pay for life insurance...and how much his family got in return...

i take it the barb is the long bit at the back of the ray

what did it do reverse into him? after all it must of punctured his chest not just brushed up against it and left a scratch/slash

my dad went sea fishing off west africa and his mate caught a stingray and he spent 1/2 hour trying to reel it in and it was in the middle of summer so he was sweatering but used a hook in the hand to pull it in and they are pretty fierce...as bad as sharks and they flail like mad coz of their muscles and its shape

how much you wanna bet that the ratings for his show will double
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