....for now go nowhere.

Check here for all the hottest topics!

Moderator: Big-Will

Hessel de Boer
Posts: 73
Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:12 pm

....for now go nowhere.

Postby Hessel de Boer » Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:06 am

The energy we put into the thoughts I am man, I am woman, I am good, I am bad, I am inferior, I am superior, I'm getting it, I'm not getting it, I had it, I lost it, I will get it, they got it . . . and on and on. This is a lot of activity.
Just sit. I do not mean sit on the couch and turn on the TV. You need soul rest. Just sit. You ask what results you may expect from doing this? You are already a thousand miles off the mark. Sit!

...for now, go nowhere.
Ka Pow!
Kyle the Skeptic
Posts: 2226
Joined: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:06 pm

Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:06 am

And today's lucky numbers are 3, 4, 7, 11, 18, and 29.
Hessel de Boer
Posts: 73
Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:12 pm

Postby Hessel de Boer » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:14 am

Your mind
Your money
Your breath
Your energy
Your body
Your faith
Your relationships
Your prayers

You will unlock the door.
To peace, happiness and contentment.

Guess again.
Ka Pow!
Mr. Hat_DX27
Posts: 3616
Joined: Tue Sep 06, 2005 7:50 pm

Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:37 am

Where does the bread go when you make toast?
Image
If you want me to do a signature for you, PLEASE READ THIS FIRST!
Nommel
Posts: 2484
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:37 pm

Postby Nommel » Thu Sep 14, 2006 1:38 am

I like chicken wings. 8)
Hessel de Boer
Posts: 73
Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:12 pm

Postby Hessel de Boer » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:18 am

If you're really smart you willl turn around
And walk away
Fast!
Stay here and you will lose
Everything you hold dear.
Your therapist, your drug dealer
There you may find a moment of peace.
You found it there once.

But the fear sets in
When it's time to leave.
You try to pack
Everything you own.
But you can't move
For the weight of it.

When you finally go
You will travel light.

But words are like
Sledge hammers with slippery handles.
They are difficult to guide
To their target,
Dangerous,
Propably hitting anything.
Ka Pow!
Kyle the Skeptic
Posts: 2226
Joined: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:06 pm

Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:38 am

Learn to speak Chinese!

bok gwai = white devil
Nommel
Posts: 2484
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:37 pm

Postby Nommel » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:42 am

I have a feeling Hess is trolling to make up for a serious lack of penis power here. :o It makes him feel in control. Well I got news for you Hessel De Boer: My penis is twice as big as yours ever will be. 8)

I know that made no sense. I just wanted an excuse to talk about my penis. :lol:
Kyle the Skeptic
Posts: 2226
Joined: Wed Apr 19, 2006 10:06 pm

Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:45 am

Yeah but it's fun to f*ck with his threads.


If a tree falls in a forest, and it lands on a troll, does anybody care?
Nommel
Posts: 2484
Joined: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:37 pm

Postby Nommel » Thu Sep 14, 2006 2:46 am

Image
matts_diva_bitch
Posts: 518
Joined: Sun Apr 23, 2006 10:44 am

Postby matts_diva_bitch » Thu Sep 14, 2006 3:39 am

Nommel wrote:Well I got news for you Hessel De Boer: My penis is twice as big as yours will ever be. 8)


I've heard that when a man talks about the size of his penis he's actually embarassed about how incredibly small it actually is. So in order to make him feel better about himself he talks about how big he wishes it to be but instead of saying 'wish' he just says that's how big it is.

Sound familiar SJ?


But seriously, what the hell is this thread even about? XD
ImageImage
Athena1999
Posts: 2492
Joined: Sun Feb 05, 2006 2:08 am

Postby Athena1999 » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:31 am

Initially, it's about some random guy who thinks he knows what the hell he's talking about but probably stole his "wise" words from a napkin somewhere.

And it's about two men comparing penis size, of course.
Image
tezza-jatz
Posts: 3
Joined: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:22 am

Postby tezza-jatz » Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:45 am

hey guys i kow no-ones prob in ere but yeah im trying things out uz im new so yeah cya layer bye jatz
ShaneHaughey
Posts: 11184
Joined: Fri Feb 13, 2004 8:36 pm

Postby ShaneHaughey » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:04 am

Unwise sayings!
Lucky numbers!
Bread!
Toast!
Trees on Trolls!
Sound quality of Treed Trolls!
Chicken Wings!
Chinese!
White Devils!
Waffles!
Penises!


Wow, what a great thread!
That's how it's down here on the farm!
BRMBug
Posts: 18534
Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:43 am

Postby BRMBug » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:32 am

I have a magnificent pianist, protect my balls.

Return to “Hot Topics”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Bing [Bot] and 1 guest