VACOOLA wrote:Please, don't be naive. Aliens are completely fart-resistant. Every abductee will tell you that. Moreover, some aliens are addicted to human farts, which makes them even more dangerous given that artificially induced excessive farting can cause you to explode. The only real way to prevent aliens from probing you is to probe them preemptively before they pop your butt cherry.
What the hell?
REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
Proud member of the Tin Foil Hat Club.
Jeff Murdock "Mopie" (1986-2013) Rest in peace, Mopie.
- Still at home in NH
- Working 2 PT jobs
- My Cat is 15, alive...and still a pain in the ass
- Been playing too much South Park SOT
Other than completely losing my mind, I think that's about it.
I will let you know when or if I turn into a duck...who wants to be President of the U.S. (it's either that or Rob Schneider)
- Living with my sister now. Odd living in such a crowded house, with her 4 kids.
- About to give some cress plant diabetes. For science.
- Still not played stick of truth though I've seen letsplays of it.
- watched a lot of TV lately
We had a concert yesterday (opening for Amon Amarth, as I mentioned). I could barely sing, and the organization was terrible, but in the end, the concert was pretty good. Good turnout, great response from the audience.
I'm pretty sure I've infected the singer of the band that played after us. It's not my fault they didn't have anything to disinfect the mic with!
We're working in two shifts again, so I have to work, flu or no flu. We simply don't have enough workers. Alhough, two more workers will come in this week.
I think I'm getting old.
Ayla6496 wrote:I cannot remember the episode, but I remember a part where the camera was zooming out over south park while you heard a compilation of people talking and then one guy was like "Old MacDonald had a farm eieio" does anyone know what the hell I'm talking about? I really want to know which episode it was. Sorry I can't be more specific.
It's from "It Hits The Fan" in Season 5. The camera pans up into the sky, through the dark clouds made by all the "sh*ts" people are saying, and stops at a mountain where the Knights of Standards and Practices begin to thaw out. When the camera is just beginning to leave the town, you hear
Man 4: Old McDonald took a sh*t, E I E I O
Man 5: No sh*t!
However, the scene turned out great.
The craziest thing: I liked it. The date, not the crash.
Mamont wrote:The craziest thing: I liked it. The date, not the crash.
It's crazy indeed, almost Mel-Gibson-on-the-loose kind of crazy, but not unique. The late J. G. Ballard is an example of another hardcore symphorophiliac who at one point could no longer hold it inside and wrote his controversial novel Crash which was later adapted into a so-so movie by David Cronenberg. That's why you don't have to pretend like this little accident didn't turn you on. Otherwise you wouldn't be bragging about it.
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