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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:43 pm

Alex: we could tell Ally to eat the cocaine out the pond to clean it?

*she realizes the impossibility of this*

Alex: nah. that might get worse results

Kenny: Cartman, getting all mushy and talking about fruit?

Alex: that sounds wrong? are you serious?

Kenny: try... and think about... getting all mushy... and discussing fruit...

Sam: what is so disgusting about talking about--

Kenny: that's a veiled description of jacking off

*everyone cracks up, embarrassed*

Sam: That is horrendous, that allusion!

Alex: so, Topanga, what's making you blush and stay quiet?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:10 pm

Yaldabaoth: Yes, tell us.

Stan: She doesn't know you at all, dude.

Matthew: I'm curious. I don't know what's going on.

Stan: I think she's in love.

Matthew: .....oh. With who?

*Yaldabaoth kicks the snow.* It's cold outside.

Stan: Yep.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:11 pm

Kenny: You're curious?!

Sam: okay, turn it down a notch

Kenny: sorry, all the chances to pull jokes are popping up

Alex: so. how do we clean this pond?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:14 pm

Stan: It's crystallized, so we could just scoop it clean with a shovel or something.

Matthew: *Checks jacket* I have fifteen schillings in my pocket, will that buy a shovel?

Stan: What's a schilling?

Yaldabaoth: Money.

Matthew: Yes.

Stan: I don't think you can use that in America.

Matthew: Oh.

Yaldabaoth: Couldn't you just take one?

Stan: No, dude.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:17 pm

Alex: i really think Topanga's in love

Kenny: That's pretty obvious

Sam: The pond, people!

Alex: we could set it alight if one puts a fuse in it

Kenny: that's drastic, what about we pour gasoline over it and burn it!?

Alex: or just get a whole bunch of hippies to snort the stuff?

Sam: or go to science class and figure out a way to separate solids?

Alex: that's centrifugal force

Sam: you said it wrong and that's with liquid
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:21 pm

Stan: It's crystalized, it's solid now.

Yaldabaoth: If you set it on fire it would spread everywhere and the whole area would be stoned, and you don't want to see what happens to me when I absorb drugs?

Matthew: What happens?

Yaldabaoth: It depends... I don't like it. *Frowns* I usually bubble.

Matthew: O- okay.

*Stan looks at pond.*

Stan: f*ck, there's a lot of it.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:24 pm

Alex: we can't turn it into a gas. okay so how about we liquify or keep it solid and.... remove it?

Kenny: how about we just call this pond..... gone?

Alex: ugh.. that's sad

*they look at the pond*

Sam: chemical reactions... how do we..... disable? cocaine?

Alex: The hell do you do that!?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:29 pm

Yaldabaoth: Chemical combine it with something, make it something else.

Stan: ... o- okay, with what?

Yaldabaoth: What can we get? Hm *Thinks*

Matthew: I like the shovel idea.

Yaldabaoth: How about baking soda and water? That makes crack.

Stan: Yeeeeah, that's worse.

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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Tue Dec 04, 2012 2:07 am

Alex: okay. let's get shovels

Kenny: that's the sanest idea we've got? jesus, Matthew, this is your f*cking fault!

Sam: do you guys have ANY idea how f*cking HUGE this pond is!

Alex: we're screwed

Sam: It's diluted and spread out this WHOLE pond, and we're gonna shovel it!?

Kenny: what burns cocaine only? we can try that?

Alex: Sam, more ideas?

Sam: i dunno

Alex: you don't know? Mr. Science nerd?

Sam: No. i don't.

Alex: Matthew... this is your fault! You--

Kenny: okay, why don't we figure this out and then we can rip on Matthew!

Sam: hay.... why... why don't we just burn it. i mean town will get high

Alex: and so will the animals--

Sam: but high is temporary

Alex: we'll get into deep sh*t!

Kenny: why don't we convince some moron to eat/sniff the whole pond

Alex: then how do we refill it?

Sam: The same way the pond got there

Alex: that's going to be a while

Kenny: ........maybe it's fine, just get a sign to say "Do Not Ingest Water"

Alex: and just leave it!?

Sam: .....ask a geologist? look, i know from a fourth grader's science text book, nothing more!

Alex: .........Yally

Sam: what about Yally?

Alex: ask him to change the bacterial componants of the cocaine into something else so we can more easily remove it from the pond

Sam: what? infect it? he can't change what it is

Kenny: I'm still with the crowd of people snorting coke idea

Alex: That's all we got?

Kenny: maybe coke deteriorates

Alex: yes- Ingested, not lying around

Sam: ..................f*ck. you. Matthew.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Stanluv25 » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:07 am

We have to destroy the crack before the town gets a hold of it! And we should do it tonight so no one will see us.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:08 am

Sam: spare any ideas, Mrs Marsh-- wait.. y- you'll help us!?

*Alex walks up to the pond*

Alex: ugh... we've seriously f*cked this one up

Kenny: well, there's one thing that's good

Alex: what? that it looks pretty?

Kenny: It seriously does...

*massive chunks of ice and millions of specks of coke float past*

Kenny: a stoner's romantic venue

*they fall in hysterics*

Alex: how romantic-- for a STONER!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:02 am

Matthew: I wanted to get rid of it - I WANTED TO GET RID OF IT!!!

Stan: Chill, dude.

Yaldabaoth: *Sighs* Yes, it is romantic.... *Slicks back hair, licks lips, flicking slime off. Seems to be thinking about something very romantic. Then turns to Alex.* Alright, if we want to change the chemical composition, we need to get something to react it with. And a lot of it.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:04 pm

*alex and Kenny move apart, visibly grossed out by yally*
Alex:..what chemicals should we use?
Kenny: nitric--
Sam: that shoots the foot dude
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:25 pm

Yally: Why don't you come sit down, Sam?

Matthew: Could we make crack?

*Everyone:* No!

Matthew: Oh. What's crack?

Stan: Uhhh.... We could dump a lot of flour in the pond, soak up the water, and scoop out the flour.

Matthew: Then we could just say we spilt flour.

Stan: Yeah!

Matthew: That's a little dishonest, isn't it?

Stan: Do you want to-

Matthew: No!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:32 pm

Sam: Ally, why would i want to sit down when there's f*cking COKE in the pond! we have to figure out a way to extract cocaine from the pond and you're telling ME to siddown!?

Alex: woa, chill, dude!

Kenny: .....has anyone thought that coke could dissolve?
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