Kill the person above you

[KennyStanWendyFan]

Just as the title suggests... come up with a clever way to kill the person who posted above you. You can mimic a Kenny death, make fun of Dragonball Z's stupidity, whatever you want.

Okay, next person... kill me! I'm ready to die!

[renoshae16]

i will crush you by a mob of people comign out of the sundance film festival(favorite kenny death)

[TowelieLuvr]

(From The Venture Bros.) At night when your asleep. Quick twist to the neck. Wont feel a thing.

[ukilledkenny6969]

I would shoot you with a machine gun about 1000 times then i would burn you and run you over with a bus....Very painfull

[Brave_Sir_Ribbit]

I'd observe you're daily routines and while your walking home at night I'd sneak up behind you holding a bat bash you over the head knocking you out, put you into the back seat of your car go to a warehouse that has a room with nothing but walls one door and the walls are four big TV screens that can't get broken, on the loud speaker above you when you wake up you'll here this message.
"Doesn't it suck to be the poster above me?"
Then you put the lime in the coconut will play, for twenty times in a row you hear it over and over and over again. The TV screens go to the snow channel during the tenth time you hear the song, after the 20th time you heard the song it'll stop. The TV screens all go to Gigli, you try to break the TV screens but it is no use, you watch Gigli 5 times in a row, you can't close your eye lids, they were stapled onto your head, after the fifth time you watch Gigli a hole in the ceiling that just opened up drops a vile, in it is a posion that takes eight hours until it kills you, it is quite painful but you are unaware of that, you watch Gigli a couple more times after you drank the vile you have seizures through out the whole times, your skin feels like it's burning and you keep on vomiting, your eyes are stinging and you bite off your tongue, you die.

[Jesus 'n' Pals]

skin you alive, dip you in a vat of boiling lemon juice and pepper spray combination.

[Chunkafied13]

first I'd wait till you go in the shower. then I'd take your towel and infest it with the flesh-eating virus, then I wait.......

you step out of the shower, you take the towel and dry yourself off, then wrp the towel around your body to answer the phone. you pick up the phone and then a voice from the other line says "Goodbye". as I say that the virus slowly and painfully devours your body untill all that is left is a mutalated corpse.

[Schantrac]

I would tear off your hand, bitch slap you in the face with it, then eat of your nose, chop of your legs and force feed them to your dog, then after he barfs them out I will force your dad to eat them all while watching you screem in agonizing pain, then, when you think it's over, I slowly eat your eyes out.. then finally I stab you 2389028432098 times with a dull blade..

[KennyStanWendyFan]

I actually meant to kill the person above you RP style. Like this:

*grabs Schantrac and snaps his spine on my leg, then tosses him aside*

Like that.

[M00ndragon69]

*sets KSWF on fire*

Nothing personal man, just taking orders from the voices in my head...

[KennyStanWendyFan]

*from within the flames* No problem. *grabs an infected needle and injects Moon with it, giving her a myriad of STDs*

[M00ndragon69]

*pulls needle out of arm, and stabs KSWF in the eye with it...

[KennyStanWendyFan]

*farts, thus enlarging the flames that already engulf me, causing the chemicals in my needle to overheat and make my eye explode; I then inhale the fire and the explosive chemicals and breathe them out at Moon, sending her soaring sky high*

[Butters1986]

*Stabs a dagger at KennyStanWendyFan's eyes and then on his throat.

[ILuvKennyMcCormick23]

*scoops Butters1986's eyes out with a melon baller, skins him alive, and throws him in a tub of vinegar and lemon juice*