Kill the person above you

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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:19 am

After the torrential downpour today, I see the roof needs fixing, so I get your help to re-tile it.

Yet, no matter how thin I slice, you don't seem to cover the entire roof.

I think I'm gonna need more help.

Edit: Wha...the 1500th kill? Already??
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Pip303 » Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:13 am

I try to convince you that you have nothing to live for and lead you into suicide XD
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:52 am

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After the leopard seal finishes with Kenny, it comes after you to rip your limbs off and devour you.

:o
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
marvel_freak_42
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:54 am

Eddy...

YOU GOT CHANGE FOR A 38?

BANG BANG!

Pip303 wrote:I try to convince you that you have nothing to live for and lead you into suicide XD


Tell that to my ex bass player.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Fri Dec 07, 2007 3:59 am

I sufficate you to death with an onion sandwitch
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:10 am

I lob off your head with a machete and remove the brain. Then I put the brain through the cheese grater and cook it, serving it up with a nice curry sauce.

Brain vindaloo! What can I say, just your name and sig inspired me!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:21 am

Mmm! I love curry...but unfortunately, as I am Asian, I carry around (but am immune to) bird flu. Seeing as you don't have the same immunity...my bird flu infects you and you die slowly and painfully...

:shock:
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
marvel_freak_42
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:30 am

Latinos seem to be immune to bird flu and E.Coli and all that other sh*t that white folks get. No diseases (unless sexually transmitted) will get me.

I use my throwing knives to dispose of you with total accuracy!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:14 am

there is nothing such as pure immunity. I make Mafest make a new germ that only affects you to help with congestion. The following side affects are: Stomach aches, puking, nose bleed, weaker immune system, blood clots, severe pain, cancer, and eventually after a few years death
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:20 am

I know there is no such thing as pure immunity (whence the STD part). But I shall pull a MacGyver and get you with a laser beam made from guitar strings a battery!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:00 am

I shove you in a large meat grinder, cook the meat, and feed it to the gator in the lake behind my house.

:o
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 3:03 am

I return from Hell as "a f*cking demon" (Dogma reference, hehe) and unleash hellfire upon your puny mortal body. Oh, and Jeffery Dahmer comes along and rapes your intestines.

:shock:

Yep yep.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby BRMBug » Sun Dec 09, 2007 4:54 am

marvel_freak_42 wrote:Oh, and Jeffery Dahmer comes along and rapes your intestines.

Wisconsinin...

Oh, sorry I was side-tracked by memories of Mike Tyson on Kimmel.

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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby cody420 » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:14 am

First i blow your legs off with a desert eagle. then cut your arms of with a dull steak knife, Then beat you to death with your own arms :evil: :twisted:
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby CruciFACTION » Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:34 pm

While you're busy with Bug, I impale you with a hose nozel(sp?) and fill you with E-Z Cheese!! If you're still alive after that, then I throw you in a room full of fat kids.
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