Kill the person above you

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Edduyasha
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:00 pm

I beat CruciFACTION to death with the ghetto Wacom tablets from Computer Graphics class, then grind him up into a compost to use on my mango and loquat trees.

:wink:
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
CruciFACTION
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby CruciFACTION » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:41 pm

My soul takes control of one of the trees, turning it into an awesome killer tree! I pick you up with my branches, and throw you into the ghetto 1980's era sticker machine in my CAD class. Your flesh is made into many stickers.
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polymorph
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby polymorph » Sun Dec 09, 2007 8:43 pm

I severe all your limbs, nail you to a wall, then I rip out your best friends Intesteins and strangle you with them and then just for the hell of it I drink your blood.
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Rasputin, bring in the bucket of soapy frogs and remove his trousers
CruciFACTION
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby CruciFACTION » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:55 pm

Little do you know, my best friend is around six feet tall. When you try to rip out his intestines, he picks you up by the neck, (one handed) and flings you into a spikey pit O' doom!!!!
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marvel_freak_42
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:21 am

I pour a cauldron of scorching hot coffee on your body before ripping out your brain a la Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat!
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CruciFACTION
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby CruciFACTION » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:31 am

You like Metalocalypse AND Mortal Kombat! They cloned you from my DNA didn't they.

Anyways, I Summon Musta Krakish to kill you, and you have a black berry, not a Dethphone, so he suceeds.
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Mon Dec 10, 2007 1:37 am

Alright, break it up! Both of you!

I send wave after wave of natural catastrophies (hurricanes, wildfires, tornadoes, earthquakes, blizzards, mudslides, avalanches, floods...so on, so forth) after marvel_freak_42 and CruciFACTION to cease their fighting.

:o
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
Kelly MacCornmac
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Mon Dec 10, 2007 3:22 am

hello, haven't killed you yet.

I take the worlds largest automatic pencil sharpener and stick your fingers in it. I put you blind fold in the car then I tie up your shoes so when you get up and walk you fall down the grand cayon. I take a cattle prod and poke you so you fall down and hit the rocks.
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marvel_freak_42
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:06 am

I use my ninja powers to sneak behind you slit your throat. That's a peaceful way to go, and I'm feeling thoughtful.
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Kelly MacCornmac
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:22 pm

oblisly you did not learn that I know ti quan do(or however it is spelled) I take your arm and toss you on the floor, grab your knife and twist your year. I a glass and hit you on your head. I then get some string, duck tape, and a car and tie you on a telephone pole by your arms and tie your legs to the car. I drive off, leaving you gutless.
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AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon Dec 10, 2007 10:37 pm

^ I believe it's "Tae Kwon Do."

Anyway, let's see how much your studies of the art paid off once you stare down the barrel of my tank cannon.

BOOM!!
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby Edduyasha » Tue Dec 11, 2007 1:20 am

Is that Santa? In a random case of mistaken identity, I tie you up, stuff you in the fireplace, and light a blazing fire to roast marshmellows (and you) in.

Yum.

:mrgreen:
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
AngusMcTavish
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:02 am

Hey there! Just thought I'd visit, see what's up, and show you these new golf shoes I bought. Neat, huh? I really like the style, but you can't go wrong with these cleats underneath. How sharp are they? Good question. Let's test 'em out...on your face.

The length is perfect, too, for stepping into you and removing your heart. That's what does it to you.
CruciFACTION
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby CruciFACTION » Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:59 pm

I start driving a steam roller at very slowly, when you try to getout of the way, you realize that your feet are stuck in Edd, you both make a fun squishy sound as I flaten you.

*Sigh* I miss the fight thread.
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KennyKicksAss
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Re: Kill the person above you

Postby KennyKicksAss » Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:21 pm

i use my magic marijuanna of doom to make it so you can't move, then my evil infected needles of death to give you AIDS so you die all slow like.
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Poor Kenny, trapped forever on my back...

Ah, the memories...

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