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Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:51 am
by Kelly MacCornmac
Wii: On this thread, I kill anyone that comes across my way. Trust me, it could be much worse....
*plays against wii guy and defeats him by using the numchucks around his neck*
It's on:
You know what is on top of you? My car. That's right, it's on top of you.
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:52 am
by Wii fit man
That's cheap! Well then, I hit you with 999 wiis to kill you! It's irony or something.
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:54 am
by superiorsavior
I burry you under a mountain of posts...
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 6:56 am
by Wii fit man
But I post faster, because I have no life! I hit you with a golf club (9-iron.) and release 23 black widow spiders in your ear!
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:14 am
by superiorsavior
I burry you in straw, then set the straw on fire and burn you
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:17 am
by Wii fit man
Duh. I just run out of the straw. Besides, I can just kill you with my floating knife. I can get you no matter where you are because the knife moves on it's own!
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 7:45 am
by superiorsavior
puts you inside a giant straw/wicker man and burns you :p
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:00 am
by Wii fit man
I just stab and shoot you repeadadly.
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:21 am
by jewish pride
Wii fit man wrote:I grab Jewish Pride, chuck him at you, then smash a TV on your head, then infect you with cancer.
Kills you with my WOMANLY power!
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:28 am
by jewish pride
^ I leave you tied to a lamppost in the middle of a dark street at night and wait for you to be gang raped
mwahahhaha take THAT you B*ITCH!
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:45 pm
by Kelly MacCornmac
I pull the draw strings of yours until you get decappitated.
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:52 pm
by Your Shadow
Killing you softly with these words... Romantically kissing at the last breath before death.
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 12:57 pm
by Kelly MacCornmac
That's nice and all, but there will be no mercy from me on this thread >=D.
I take my chair and hit you with it and then grab a tooth pick and make you swallow it, resulting it getting infected. And to end your demise, I push you off an overpass in front of a semi.
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:05 pm
by Your Shadow
Well behaving like that is atrocious after how I killed you...
I stick a ping pong paddle up your ass! Sideways! you be shittin' pancakes for weekes!
I also place tubes into your nostrels and ears then tipping boat cleaner in it.. resulting in a popped head. Brains everywhere! Anyone up for some yummy thick spaghetti?
I then make you give a butterfly kisses to someone with aids.
Then I'll make you get your breasts reducted to the lowest possible size!
THEN I KILL YOU BY AN ARROW THROUGH THE HEART!
I don't know why I put in breast reduction I guess I just wanted to see your boobs!
JOKE JOKE JOKE
Re: Kill the person above you
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2009 1:16 pm
by Kelly MacCornmac
I take no prizoners!
Exept you of course. You are tied in the cell. There is no toilet, and you cannot get up or anything. You need to go to the restroom when guards come in to frisk you... if you know what I mean. They then start beating you up until you are unconsious and put you back in the cell. This goes on for several days until you die of dehydration.