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Catches, adds to collection. Throws 18th century Ottoman Qur'an.

I burn it and wait for extremely angry islamists. I throw the extremely angry isamists at the next poster.

Derka derka, mofos!

I blast them with a bazooka, and I throw the burnt chunks of their remains at the next poster.

Allah Akbar! If it isn't the most halal barbecue I have ever come across!

I feed those brave mujahideen to a pig which, as a result, gives birth to a dreiffel (a dreidel the size of the Eiffel Tower) that I throe right at ya.

*Catches giant dreidel, has to jettison Redmond Barry to account for weight.*

*Waits for something, nothing happens. Throws a stink bomb*

It hits my depiction of Muhammed, which I use to attract more angry terrorists who ... give the icon a bath. I throw the bath full of smelly iconoclast icons and terrorists at the next poster

I put on stove to simmer for several hours until I get a nice smelly iconoclast and terrorist stew, which I trow at the next hungry poster.

Unfortunately, my diet won't allow for terrorist meat, so I had to let it cool for a while, pack it all in Tupperware containers, and ship them out to the next poster.

Hey, chili! Oh! ...oh.

I throw a jar of honey roasted peanut butter at the nexty.

I catch the jar, and smear it on a piece of bread with some jelly and take a bite. Thanks bug!

What should I throw?...uhhh...

KAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A huge burst of blue energy emerges from my hands towards the next poster.

Kensuke's power level was well OVER 9000!!!

So much more than that, really, that it fried my scouter. So I throw that at the next poster.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Well that's a YP. (your problem)

I'monna throw all these used otter pop tubes at the next person and see what happens.

Urine balloon fight! *throws otter pop tube filled with urine at the next person*

Aw, jeez, and I just did my laundry!

Flinging soiled shirt at next poster.