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Thank you for the urine soaked shirt. In return allow me to present you with these skid marked underwear.

I put mushroom spores on the underpants and grow deadly fungus on them then i throw the fungus at the next poster. RIGHT IN THEIR FACE!

We've secretly scraped the mushrooms off the underpants and baked them on a pizza for the next poster. Let's see what happens...

All right! I'm gonna eat this pizza randomly handed to me by someone in a seemingly hostile-themed thread against my better judgement. I don't see what could possibly go wrong!

I take a bite and immediately send a stream of projectile vomit HURLING towards the next poster.

I feed the vomit to lab rats to conduct a series of experiments. After moths of research, frustrated with inconclusive results, I throw rats at the next poster.

NNNnooooo!!!! *eaten by rats Kenny style*

I somehow manage to stand back up and throw........ a car commercial at you!

It turns out to be this car commercial.

I throw eagle-man's egg at you!
at your FACE!

Now I'm an egghead. I fire a cannonball at the next one.

It passes right over me, as I am curled up in the fetal position on the floor trying to comprehend the video I saw earlier.

I muster up just enough life force to throw a ball of confusion at the next.

Out of confusion, I throw my pants at the next person.

*smacked in the face with a pair of pants,*

That's the weirdest you can think of!? I'll Show you weird!!!!





I throw....... me AT you!

Oh hey, how's it goin'?

I get help from uB, and together, we toss a set of bookshelves at the next poster!

I open up my head and my brain absorbs every book. I suddenly know EVERYTHING TO BE KNOWN IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!

I write down the next poster's deepest and darkest secret on a notepad and throw it to them.

My darkest secret? My evil plan involving Kensuke's hot man chowder, a global deluge and everyone drowning? With all due respect, I'm afraid I can't let you ruin it.

I lift Kensuke up in the air and throw him at the next poster fiercely.

*gasp* Aw shucks! What have I done?! I don't have enough man chowder to drown an entire planet in it anymore! My evil plan is ruined!!!

I catch me...wait what?

I throw a bucket of my old fashioned home-made man chowder to the next poster.