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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby mo303564 » Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:03 pm

I called the "number" hotline and asked for Niels, and they connected me! :mrgreen:

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:26 am

because they are... shaped like yule logs!


why is South park... in the center of USA? but called south... park
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Mamont » Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:12 am

Becuse is south of North Park.

How many steps a sparrow makes a day (on average)?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby joedanger » Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:36 am

An African sparrow or a European sparrow?

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Sun Apr 15, 2012 10:53 am

your mam.
Jesus?

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Mamont » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:25 pm

Right here where I am.

Why is Bill short of William?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby joedanger » Mon Apr 16, 2012 4:32 pm

Because William is so damn tall.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Mamont » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:38 am

William Shatner.

How do they peel pumpkin seeds on an industrial scale?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:54 am

they put through a mass production company

why is South Park situated in... South Park?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby VACOOLA » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:00 am

Mamont wrote:How do they peel pumpkin seeds on an industrial scale?

They hire an army of squirrels working for peanuts.
(ugly)Bob wrote:why is South Park situated in... South Park?

Because south and rednecks go together like porn and nachos.

Why did the quick brown fox make love to the lazy dog instead of jumping over it?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:16 am

VACOOLA wrote:They hire an army of squirrels working for peanuts.

i give you an award for your snappy answer replacing mine :lol:

VACOOLA wrote:Why did the quick brown fox make love to the lazy dog instead of jumping over it?


it needed a quick fix. Now a question: why? simply, why?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:20 pm

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Mamont » Wed Dec 12, 2012 2:50 pm

In 1723.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby GeminiShamrock » Wed Feb 20, 2013 7:28 pm

No, because aliens.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Fri Feb 22, 2013 6:04 pm

Yes, and Awesome. Until I parped.

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