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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby GeminiShamrock » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:19 pm

Eggs are just things women have that need to be fertilized by men.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Thu Feb 28, 2013 10:59 pm

Because Bacon, and the dirty, dirty lovechild of Sir Sean Connery and a vat of Tequila.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby joedanger » Thu Feb 28, 2013 11:10 pm

Because you insist upon dressing like Tippi Hedren.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Sat Mar 02, 2013 2:49 am

Joe... um... Person. He's from Ft. Dodge Iowa... the... the middle part.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby VACOOLA » Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:45 am

I've had those tree times about three times. And each time it was treemendous.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Mamont » Sat Mar 02, 2013 10:36 am

No, you make yourself cloudy.

How low can you go?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby GeminiShamrock » Wed Mar 06, 2013 9:53 pm

That depends. If you're wondering whether or not I'll f*ck chickens, well, you're wrong.

Have you seen my baseball?
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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Thu Mar 07, 2013 4:34 am

No.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby VACOOLA » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:58 am

Yep. It was drinking in the company of someone else's baseballs. I believe you can still join their party in that bar around the corner.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Mamont » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:02 am

Your mother!

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby VACOOLA » Thu Mar 07, 2013 9:07 am

Your corpse with a huge boner!

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:45 am

When you run out of Valium.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby Mamont » Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:11 pm

Nobody wants to, they have no choice.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby GeminiShamrock » Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:36 pm

A cow. Durr.

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Re: snappy answers to stupid questions

Postby BRMBug » Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:02 am

It don't matter, they ain't gonna come no how. (what.)

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