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Draws a mustache on Mamont's face. O ~_~ O

I shave your head and draw you mustaches. Now you look like me.

I kick you squar in tha Nuts!!!

Resurrecting a dead thread. I'm in!
I was wearing my steel codpiece. You broke your foot. I give you a cast.

Codpiece eh? Would that make you a knight?
Then I shall joust you! In the fashion of the Atari game, Joust! I will rush you on the back of a giant flying Ostrich and hit you square in the nuts with a jousting stick!

I give Unassumption a golf clap, and hold up a sign with a 10 on it.

I lock you in room full of guitarists with oversized egos.

I trick them into wearing untanned bear skins as costumes, then the skins shrink in the sun and crush them.. Now I'm in a room with loads of dead rockstars.

I make you watch porn. Lesbian porn.

I make you watch something much worse- an elephant effin' a pig.