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kiss

Awww....ok, then!

Kiss!

consume *Grabs knife and fork* what I'm hungry!

Unfortunately for you, you ate an explosive decoy.

Can we shake hands??

I'll make you drink this

I kiss you and give you ebola.

I kiss you and give you my liquefied organs to choke on

Ah, the creativity behind the kills. Anyone remember that "Kill thread" we used to have?

That's where I garrotte you with it!

This tried kissing the kill thread but gobbled it up, then the kill thread ate it from the inside out alien style (or kissed it so much it consumed it) and became it....with added option to kiss hardly anyone takes because it's harder to kiss imaginatively and also, it's more awkward to kiss than kill (to me at least, is that weird?). After saying kissing is so rare I...I guess I have to kiss you. So open your flip top head wide canadianator, I'm going in :I

*sets phaser to stun*

I fair Sith salute!

I kiss you but have a death cap mushroom in my mouth i force you to eat during the kiss, and as such your DNA transcription is inhibited by toxins within it, causing you to die slow. Kiss of death style.

Surely you knew my Sith DNA is immune to such things? For now killing me, I wont kill you.

I, uh...d-don't know if you're into kissing, General, so...just a hug, maybe?

*hugs*