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Kensuke: Holy crap! This thing is still going? Meh...I'm retired. 'Suke out!

*puts on a jet pack and flies away to the song "Starman" by David Bowie

Michael: *yelling to Kensuke as he's leaving away* You couldn't leave to Star Trek or some Western theme naaa. You just had to choose Queen/David Bowie

Great...now I'm back to kicking a can down the road...

Kicks a tin can repeatibly, then suddenly he sees a fire coming from Gemini's place

Michael: Oh sh*t! He's cooking again!!

Runs to get help....or maybe just ignores the fire. Who knows...

Bob: ..FIRE!
she looks around for a fire blanket or something
Bob: crap, fire-- FIRE! THERE'S FIRE!
she turns on taps and runs out the room
Gemini: and my barbecue is-- THE ROOM IS ON FIRE!
Bob: The hell did this happen!? how did it spread so quick!?

[Suddenly Angus, PT, Kmac, Ned15, and BK walk up to the commune house]

Kmac: Wow it's been a while...

Angus: Brings back a lot of memories doesn't it?

Ned: Think we should go inside?

BK: And get caught up in all these crazy adventures again? Yeah right...

PT: Hey guys, where's Ken?

*Kensuke lands next to them*

Ned: Heh, always have to make an entrance, huh?

Kensuke: Sup guys?

Angus: Hey ken, just reminiscing.

Kensuke: Look what I found *pulls out his old switch* haven't used this thing in ages!

PT: Go on then, give it a press.

*Kensuke presses the button and nothing happens*

Kensuke: huh...must be worn out from time...

Kmac: Suuurrrreeee

Kensuke: Hey! Don't "sure" me!

Kmac: Oh please! Don't make me drop a spider down your shirt!

Kensuke: Oh yeah!? I'd like to see ya try!

*Kmac and Kensuke start bickering as the 6 of them all walk off into the distance as a building nearby explodes*

Kensuke: HAH! I knew it still works! in your FACE Kmac!


Just had to throw in the main cast from 2008 for one last time lol alright, ya'll get back to whatever you were doing.

Bob: Something exploded!
Gemini: The stove wasn't gas! I swear!
Bob: ......that wasn't from the kitchen!
abandoning the blazing kitchen, they run outside
Bob: The house's on fire!
Gemini: Kensuke used the button!
Bob: what button!?
Gemini: The button!
Bob: The button?
Gemini: He used a BUTTON!
Bob: he has a detonator?
Gemini: YES!
Bob: he could detonate the commune house!
Gemini: I... think he did...
they watch the flames through the windows from the kitchen
Bob: It's clear my time to arrive was a little late
Gemini: how?
Bob: If an old friend or original member of a commune house community comes up and detonates a building moments when a newbie arrives, it's most likely because he doesn't want newbies or either he likes blowing stuff up
Gemini: Most likely the latter
Bob: ....why the hell would someone blow up their past time memories? Setting memories ablaze?
Gemini: Or maybe it's meta humour
Bob: what? "let's blow stuff up and kill our memories"?
Gemini: nah, a new beginning is what it means
Bob: Actually, I think i know why.
Gemini: what?
Bob: It got old
Gemini: what!? how does that even--
Bob: This. all of this. it got really... old...
Gemini: huh?
Bob: Movin' on.
Gemini: No-- i would like to know why you think it's old!
Bob: Because we have to move on!
Gemini: Ah. meta-humour
Bob: half the people in there aren't even.. dunno
Gemini: Actually it was that building, he 'ploded that building. not the commune house. which is coincidentally on fire...
Bob: it's a message for us, meta-wise. he blew it up, so it couldn't age anymore, he blew the building that we weren't in so we could see the message
they back off from the fire as it engulfs the house in high flames
Gemini: well, It got old before your time.
Bob: so... late...
Bob shakes her head in dismay
Gemini: Four years too late.
Bob: i arrived months ago! I caught on too late!?
Gemini: four years ago, this whole commune house was active. not anymore. now we're just brief words.
Bob: well! i guess this calls for either a 2012 commune house to be made or for us to leave this place's memories to wither and die.
Bob: It's time... to say goodbye... Kumbuya
Gemini: that's creepily fitting
they stare at the commune house go up in flames
Gemini: why? why blow up our memories!
Bob: what do you mean why!? so it wouldn't age!
Gemini: He detonated the goddamn commune house!
Bob: But--
Gemini: it's over! done! finished! zero! The credits are rolling! Actually the entire movie is finshed, it's one big fat f*cking empty screen! The entire story is out dated! The commune house is gone!
Bob: you can start anew?
Gemini: That's not how it works
Bob: why not?
Gemini: If you do, you start pushing the bar down
Bob: oh. Then the detonation was a serendipity
Gemini: a what?
Bob: A serendipity.
Gemini: That was no accident.
Bob: A serendipity.
Gemini: Isn't a serendip--
Bob: a good accident.
Gemini: What's a miracle?
Bob: an accident on purpose?
Gemini: Then, it's a miracle
Bob: it's a miracle?
Gemini: the house fire is a miracle.
Bob: What next? cancer is a miracle!?
Gemini: If someone evil had it, yes.
Bob: wow... well see you in the future if this commune house ever does... come back...
Gemini: It won't. It never will. Ever. It's gone forever
Bob: well.... i'll see you in a rip off of this commune house then, if it does happen, ever.
Gemini: a rip off won't happen. because this commune house was this commune house. And it will always be this commune house. Nothing. will ever replace it's memories. Ever. Never will there be another commune house that shared these memories ever exist. It's over
Bob: i can't believe it! why did we run outside, leave the blazing kitchen? we should have put it out! now it's come to this!
Gemini: I can't believe the commune house's going!
Bob: going?
Gemini: The fire's spread to the whole house!
Bob: okay... see you in the next commune house, if ever
Gemini: ...didn't someone say that we couldn't burn the commune house down? -wait she hasn't been on since '07!
Bob: yep. the commune house is on fire
Gemini: NOOOOOO! MY MEMORIES!
Bob: ........your memories?
Gemini: MY PRECIOUS MEMORIES!!!
Bob: wait, NOW, you're sad about this!?
Bob points at the blazes of fire
Bob: You're NOW sad about it? NOW!?
Gemini: OF COURSE I AM!!!
Bob: WHO STARTED THE FFUCKING FIIIRE!

Gemini: Well, I didn't start it.
Bob: Then who?
Gemini: The guy in the sky, probably.
Bob: What? O_O
Gemini: Kensuke.
Bob: I knew that. I was testing you.
Gemini: Sure. But I have good news: I found an, um -- how should I put this? -- I found a bean sprout that grows commune houses...I think.
Bob: What do you mean found?
Gemini: (points upward) I found that. I think we can get a new house as long as we're not too reckless with getting it down.

Bob: Actually.... I have a better idea
Gemini: You do!?
Bob: yep.
Gemini: what is it?
Bob: let me show you
Bob points to a commune house a block away
Gemini: wh-- what are you pointing at?
Bob: Have a look!
Gemini:what....
Bob: yes. It just happened.
Gemini: the--
Bob: TADAAA

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