First poster to bring world peace?
The first to try throw beer bottles full of piss at passing motorists?
That being said, anyone want to take a guess about who is going to be the first to kiss my ass? LOL
M00ndragon69 wrote:That being said, anyone want to take a guess about who is going to be the first to kiss my ass? LOL
More like giving it a dam good thrashing with a whip..... ME!!!!
Next member, will be someone who is musically creative.
The first poster to take a hammer, and hit a nail with it.
Ass, that was really nice what you said about me in 2008, about how I seem like a killer..And, it was also nice what you said about me last week being a 'theist" ( actually I prefer the term "f*cking heathen") and I worship the flying Spaghetti Monster..Well, if I am the only non Atheist you really know, and honestly, you barely know crap about me, maybe you are living in your own little world a bit too much.
As much as I loath replying to your thread derailing BS. Knowing me from 2008 I probably meant that as a compliment. It was likely based on all the imaginative "kill thread" posts. Not to pimp semantics but belief in many gods is still belief in gods, even if it's a "heathen god." No idea where you get the idea your the only god believer i know - your probably the most likely person to bring god up on this site.
First to switch party affiliation.
Plants stuff their pollen everywhere, all those kids who get allergies because of pollen have plant sperm in their lungs. Flowers deep throat kids :I
I would've said Mike or Shane in the past.
The first to get a world record in...anything?
First poster to solve the problem of world hunger?
I'm tempted to say me with the new flavor of spam i invented (Bug: "First to invent a new flavor of Spam." Exilepro: "Um....SS, I guess...") but I know myself too well to say that even if I am narcisistic enough!
Blue_Twighlight is more likely to, but she hasn't been here in a long time.
Shane could solve it if it's solvable by WAR!
Barack_Obama can't avoid empty fridge syndrome himself, but if he was president he might be able to solve the problem, he wouldn't though because the real guy hasn't.
If Big Will had his net powers in real life? He could allow the infinite supply of SPAM that floods this site into our bellies! I hear he knows chem-fu too, so it's not too unlikely, so Imma go with him!
The first poster to reveal themselves to be Cylons?
The first poster to win a sex race around the world.
REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
Proud member of the Tin Foil Hat Club.
Jeff Murdock "Mopie" (1986-2013) Rest in peace, Mopie.
First to turn metrosexual?
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