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Whatever secret alias Matt and Trey use when they posting here ._.

The first BBSer to eat a tub of lard

Unassumption, if it's on offer.

First one to pretend to be sick to get money from people?

Unassumption wrote:(Did you mean Barack Obama the president when you said Barack_Obama?)

I left it for the reader to decide.

Wasn't there a user who came here under many different names and did stuff like pretend to be sick to get attention? I forget his name now ._.

The first BBSer to be hunted by a zombie chicken.

Moondragon. She's into witchcraft.

First one to become a cyborg?

Unassumption wrote:Wasn't there a user who came here under many different names and did stuff like pretend to be sick to get attention? I forget his name now ._.

Yeah, Big Guy. I just remembered you already asked a similar question, and I named him as the likely candidate.

Moondragon69. WNot sure why she came to mind.

First BBSer to be interested in the Palintir (everyone else got bored)

Angus

The first BBSer to rub butter into their skin

Butter… Butters. Butters loves him some apples. Apple is the name of Steve Jobs' company. Steve Jobs is dead. And dead is the opposite of alive. But who is alive on this board? You are! Therefore, you and you alone will be the one to rub Butters' butter into your skin. It's only logical.

First person to break the fourth wall.

Big Will. He alone has the authority to break this site's walls!

First BBSer to kill a planet

Pip Tweek, who else. He used to talk about his plans to blow up the Moon, but it looks like the Moon got to him first. Let us honor his memory. He was a decent planet killer.

First BBSer to be visited by the ghost of Pip Tweek.

Can i say kylekennypiptweek?? I dunno, i think she sounds as if she'd has have dreams about south park's characters and pip and tweek in her name, so i figured she most likely would see them. I reckon i would be mighty jealous of anyone dreaming up south park episodes.


The goofiest bbser!

Edit:

I decided to answer in regards of characters as i dunno pip tweek all that well to reply

BRMBug comes to mind.

First one to decide humanity doesn't deserve another chance in midst of disarming a nuclear device?

Niels. Don't know why.

The first BBSer to end up on national television as a result of something bad that happened to them.

Christ, has it been 2 years?

Anyway, me. Oh, this job is so about to break me.

First to become emotionally and romantically invested in trees.


...idk.

M00ndragon.

First bbser to land on the moon!

In my imagination I saw Niels0827 soup up his car and drive it, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets style, to the lunar surface.

The first BBS member to beat Vladimir Putin in a martial arts match?