The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

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The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:48 am

Since i am SUCH a nice person, i decided to make a NEW commune house. (well... the old one burnt down)


Enjoy yourselves!

> Identical rules to the former commune house rules as of explained:

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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby Big-Will » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:50 am

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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon Oct 08, 2012 1:59 am

(Gemini has somehow managed to salvage all of his and Bob's belongings. Grateful, she gets her stuff from him as the two of them move into the new Commune House.)

Gemini: I GET THE LARGEST UPSTAIRS ROOM!
Bob: (in Australian accent) Hey, get back here!
Gemini: What? I called it. You can have the one next to mine, if you want.
Bob: Well, okay.
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:13 am

*Bob keeps the accent*

Bob: Well! Fair dinkum, Too right! this has me stoked! E'eryone's going to be... guzzlin' on .....a ...a Forsters when they see bu.... bungalo! oh f*ck this accent...

Gemini: what? English?

*Bob drops the accent and slang entirely*

Bob: I said I like the house

Gemini: it sounded like you were saying more?

Bob: Everyone's going to be sh!tting themselves when they see the new commune house

Gemini: But it's identical

Bob: Hey, one question

Gemini: yes?

Bob: They're still in the fire

Gemini: Oh, that's where everyone is!

*Bob takes her stuff and deposits it into her room*
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:35 am

Gemini takes his stuff into his house, then he calls the fire department.
Gemini: (on phone) Yeah, I'd like to report a fire a block up the street.
Dispatch: Where is this fire, sir?
Gemini: 1234 Avenida de los Mexicanos.
Dispatch: The old Marsh house?
Gemini: Yes, ma'am. There are people still inside. Send a fire truck quick!
Dispatch: Do you remember how many people are still inside?
Gemini: Five or six. Maybe seven. I honestly thought they made it out of the house.
Dispatch: Do you know who caused the fire?
Gemini: One of our former roommates. He pushed a button and flew off as the building next door exploded.
Dispatch: So the house caught on fire as a result, huh?
Gemini: Yes, ma'am.
Dispatch: We'll send someone over there.
Gemini: Thank you. (hangs up phone) (to Bob) They're sending a fire truck to the old Commune House.
Bob: That's good. Hope everyone's okay
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby (ugly)Bob » Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:08 am

Gemini: how do they not notice that they're inside a fire
Bob: I dunno, zoned out?
Gemini: maybe emaciated or dead
Bob: that's a bleak outlook
Gemini: well. we were standing out front the blazing commune house there for five minutes and no one seemed to appear as if they knew the fire was occurring
Bob: It was a gas stove?
Gemini: ...maybe, but how does that have to do with anything
Bob: they were gassed or they went out the back
Gemini: i hope it's the latter
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon Oct 15, 2012 9:18 pm

Gemini: Wait. The stove was electric. How could it have caught fire? Besides, I was barbecuing outside. Outside! Mo is crazy.
Bob: You were barbecuing outside?
Gemini: *nods* And my ribs were coming along quite nicely.
Bob: Shame we can't eat any right now.
Gemini: *dejected* I know. :( (There is a knock at the door. Gemini opens it and sees that it's Mo.) Well, hello...Accuser.
Mo: What do you mean? We know you set the house on fire!
Gemini: From outside, where I was barbecuing using a barbecue pit? Methinks thine eyes need checking, sir.
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:20 am

Bob: ....the fire was in the kitchen, Gemini
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby GeminiShamrock » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:29 am

Gemini: I know, and I wasn't even in the kitchen.
Bob: Then how did it start?
Gemini: (getting really pissed off now) I DON'T F*CKING KNOW!
Bob: There's no need to yell.
Gemini: You're right. The point is I don't know how it started. I was outside barbecuing some ribs when the fire started. Mo thought I started it because I was in there seasoning the ribs. I made sure I turned all the lights off. Knowing electricity like I do, I bet there was a short circuit in one of the outlets along the kitchen wall near the stove. It was an old house.
Bob: It was an electrical fire?
Gemini: Probably, but we won't know until the authorities investigate it. I know I didn't start it.
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:32 am

Bob: You were inside the kitchen! i was there when it started!
Gemini: I was outside, barbecuing!
Bob: ......
Mo: i did see you two in the kitchen
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby GeminiShamrock » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:38 am

Gemini: I had then gone outside after seasoning the ribs. (OOC: If Mo had let me reply, I would have put that before the fire started, but noooooooo! lol)
Mo: But you started it.
Gemini: How? How could I have possibly started it? By flicking a switch of a really, really ra-HEELY old commune house, which would've started anyway due to the old circuitry inside it?
Bob: I knew we should've gotten it replaced.
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:42 am

Bob: *really annoyed* you were standing there the entire time. I watched as the stove wen--
Mo: actually you no what?
Bob: what?
Mo: i don't care
Bob: you don't care?
Mo: no.
Bob: why not
Mo: because that commune house doesn't actually even exist
Bob: that because it burnt down!
Mo: and no one cares
Bob: fine. don't care bout who dunnit, don't ye-- wait! i know who did it!
Mo: I--
Bob: Kensuke used the button
Mo: don't ca--- really!?
Bob: actually i don't care anymore
Gemini: good. because i did!
Bob: I KNEW I--
Mo: i really don't care
Bob: kay... actually nor do i

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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby Zazaban » Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:20 am

*Zazaban appears*
Hey, guys.
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby (ugly)Bob » Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:43 pm

*attempts bane voice with little success*
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Re: The BBS Commune House (post 2011)

Postby Zazaban » Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:22 am

*Raises eyebrow at attempted bane voice.*

I got lost in the woods. What are you guys doing?
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