Post your convos from Omegle.

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Jake, M'kay?
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Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:01 pm

Name says it all.
Try to be funny.
:mrgreen:

Go here: http://omegle.com/

Heres one i just did..:

You:AIDS?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:44 pm

You: ha
Stranger: Hey
You have disconnected.

I dont wanna talk to them :P
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:46 pm

Stranger: Hii
You: Hi, I'm 8 and a half inches
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Y'know that laugh Cartman does when Wendy was telling Stan she wanted to marry him and Cartman was like, "AAAHAAHAAHAA!! THAT IS SOOO LAME! AHAHA! UH... HAA!"

Yeah, that's what I sound like right now.

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Stranger: r u a guy
You: yes
Stranger: r u horny
You: yes
Stranger: im a chick
Stranger: and i want a dick in me
You: Well then you should ask your step dad.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last edited by RideTheLightning on Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:57 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:48 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Stranger: hiiiiii
You: I've got a Long Rod von Hugendong
Stranger: ???????????
Stranger: : i better get going.........
Stranger: voooooo
Stranger: im french
Stranger: m
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That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:50 pm

Stranger: Kikoo olol
You: meowww
Stranger: Nice Tats
You have disconnected.
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
Pip Tweek
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:50 pm

Jake, M'kay? wrote:Name says it all.
Try to be funny.
:mrgreen:

Go here: http://omegle.com/

Heres one i just did..:

You:AIDS?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I lolled. :lol: I wonder if anyone actually uses that site for real.
Big-Will
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Big-Will » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:52 pm

Stranger: hey
Stranger: boy or girl??
You: shemale
Stranger: ew so ur a tranny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

Stranger: hi
You: howdy
You: sup?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

...

Wow, this one is ... yikes!

Stranger: Horny Male 17 looking for an interested female. Reply if you are, and let me know if you have myspace, msn, etc.
You: Whoa! That came out of nowhere!
Stranger: ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:54 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Stranger: hii
You: tehy took my jerb
Stranger: no understand
You: I'm Spamming McSpammerton
You: I'm the Internet Police and I need your IP Address
Stranger: speak english
Stranger: ??
You: I'M THE INTERNET POLICE AND I NEED YOUR IP ADDRESS
Stranger: no understand
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:55 pm

Stranger: hi
You: aybaybay
Stranger: umm
Stranger: alright
You: do you like the kitties?
Stranger: no but i know you eat them for fun
Stranger: FREAK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:56 pm

this is the best one:

Stranger: hello
You: HAI
Stranger: -__-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:59 pm

GOD :lol: :lol: :lol:

You: you a tranny?
Stranger: No.. are YOU??
You: nope
You: do you want to f*ck a tranny?
Stranger: Not right now thanks
You: Do you like trannies?
Stranger: I'm indifferent towards... them
You: them as in who?
You: you like to f*ck chickens?
You: You chickenlover?
Stranger: What I do is my buisness
You: Yeah....cats
Stranger: Thats disgusting
You: Oh, so you like dogs?
Stranger: What is this man? I get a phone call right?
You: No
You: You have CP?
You: We are the FBI
You: We have logged this conversation
Stranger: If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: and related to case # 466898, Your IP is logged
Your conversation partner has disconnected
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:02 pm

Dude this is sweet

Stranger: hi
You: Hi, I'm young, dumb, and full of cum =)
Stranger: f or m
Stranger: ?
You: ...hermaphrodite
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That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:06 pm

Stranger: Hi nice Stranger, i'm a 18 years old nice boy who's looking for his pretty hot girl, so ?
You: PISS IN MY ASS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:07 pm

Moose: That's rich! :cartmanlaugh:


Stranger: Heyy
You: I like girls with big fat titties I like girls with deep vaginas!
Stranger: :S
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Aug 26, 2009 3:11 pm

:lol:

You: I like chinese women
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