Post your convos from Omegle.

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Pip Tweek
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Pip Tweek » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:14 pm

RideTheLightning wrote:You: ...BC?
You: Dude is that you?


That's pretty ballsy, considering what happened last week with the ban hammer coming down hard for mentioning you-know-who. I still lolled though. The guy had no idea what the hell you were talking about which made it even funnier.
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:29 pm

Pip Tweek wrote:
RideTheLightning wrote:You: ...BC?
You: Dude is that you?


That's pretty ballsy, considering what happened last week with the ban hammer coming down hard for mentioning you-know-who. I still lolled though. The guy had no idea what the hell you were talking about which made it even funnier.


And I'm sure everyone (me too) would like to avoid that. Lost mah 2000 post account


But...it was an lol moment :P
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:14 pm

What? Who did I mention? Hm? shhhhhhh :cartmanlaugh:

Stranger: hi
Stranger: male or female??
You: ...yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Peg
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Peg » Fri Aug 28, 2009 7:50 pm

You: I'm 8.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: from ?
You: Your mom's vagina
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
*slow clap*
Peg
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Peg » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:16 pm

You: Hello
Stranger: hey hey
You: (=
Stranger: f/m?
You: Whaddaya think, baby?
Stranger: i think you´re a hot chicka
You: HAH WRONG!! I'm a dude, 16, 8 inch DICK, GAY 'nd burning baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
*slow clap*
Peg
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Peg » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:33 pm

You: Hello?
Stranger: hello
You: Stranger, is that you?
Stranger: YEP
You: AAAAH
Stranger: lol
You: STRANGER *freaks out*
You: I'm 8. :$
Stranger: reallyù
Stranger: ?
You: Yes. =D
You: I don't know how to spell 'fishdicks'
You: Uhm..
You: Fishsticks
You: :$
You: Did you ever put fishdicks in your mouth?
You: It's fun!
Stranger: no
Stranger: you did?
You: Yes!
You: My fish got a huuuuuuuge orgasm.
You: I'm Korean
You: My mom's weird.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: she dont like fish or just orgasm fish?
You: She put her vinger in my.. ... my .. my..
You: ....
You: EAR!
You: :P
Stranger: what is a vinger?
You: Something on your hand I guess.
You: You can do all kinds of stuff with it.
You: hihihihihihi *giggles* Got 2 go.. I'm going to play doctor with my mom!
You have disconnected.
Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
*slow clap*
MaChrona
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby MaChrona » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:05 pm

You: Hello earthling
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: Shut your f*cking face uncle f*cker.
Stranger: well, i am an uncle'
You: Cousin f*cker then ;P
You: You don't eat sleep or mow the lawn you just f*ck cousins all day long :p
Stranger: well f*ck you because i just ate taco bell, i slept last night, and i have to f*ckin mow the lawn tomorrow because it f*ckin rained last night bitch
You: ROFL
Stranger: and now i have to take a huge sh*t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: hi
You: sh*t
You: f*ck
You: BASTARD
Stranger: Ate her own sh*t.
You: PISS
You: MEECROB
Stranger: I'm from holland where the f*ck is your hair.
Stranger: Im friggen 10 years old u bastard.
Stranger: I'm gonna go piss on you.
Stranger: Most individual gamers don't.
You: MEECROB!
Stranger: Your john thomas smells like a cool guy famous for banging asses.
You: LOL
Stranger: Wait he died too lol.
You: Woo death!
Stranger: Go listen to guttural slamming brutal death metal nigga!
You: is his guts in the casket, getting eat up by worms now?
Stranger: You are in the guts.
You: slowly rotting away
You: woo! I am teh worms!
You: eating your guts!
Stranger: Your ass would be difficult on the apple flew away, and now she told me the bad temper, even more reasomn 2 stay away.
Stranger: What teh f*ck are you from i am.
Stranger: Your mom and your not in the guts.
You: LOL I don't have kids
Stranger: Have i meet you too, what are you don't.
You: I don't think we have met.
Stranger: I don't think you are we.
You: and I have no f*ckin clue what you mean on the last one :o
Stranger: Have i want to mean.
You: I don't think I am we either
You: somehow
Stranger: Either am i talking about .. Where the hell you are we.
Stranger: Can i fiddle with your finger?
You: Yea, if you want to go through my fist first :p
Stranger: You go first.
You: We are on the webs
Stranger: I on the webs.
You: Yesh
Stranger: Remember that pary from 10 years ago?
You: I don't remember any pary :p
Stranger: I remember when you drink, you don't really want to know any better.
You: Enlighten me
Stranger: Omg me too but i did i do for you and you and me and is thinking of me and so on.
You: Ain't that just lovely?
Stranger: No i do that to not jizz everytime i see them they got feelings for me, and that you are so lovely.
You: Well....um...were you to drunk to realize it then? :O
Stranger: Were are you then.
You: What?
You: Are you drunk now, my man?
Stranger: I have no idea what were talking about you land fakir.
Stranger: Man i love you so much of a drunk girl.
You: I'm not a girl, surprise!
Stranger: Girl what you were doing . . Will you not girl.
You: What?
Stranger: What do you have never f*cked a football team right after.
You: I don't know
Stranger: I know you know if you want to know?
You: Go head and say it
Stranger: I say i can do it in the head.
You: I'd ratehr not have a dick in my mouth
Stranger: My you are in you mouth.
You: My whole body can't fit into my mouth! And I'm not that flexible
Stranger: I'm a girl tha likes to talk to that in your mouth.
You: You like to talk to my tounge? XD
Stranger: Xd you are to have my msn.
You: Thanks but no.
You have disconnected.
Sir Sexmuffin
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Sir Sexmuffin » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:41 pm

You: hi
Stranger: brb fapping
You: i win
You: dude srzly?
Stranger: ya
You: and i wasn't invited?
Stranger: srsly
You: bastard
Stranger: well
You: I want in on this fappage
Stranger: its not a fap party
You: it could be
Stranger: its just me and a hand
You: hentai or real?
Stranger: that would be too gay
Stranger: :/
You: i mean, i fap vigorously to both
You: what hand do you use?
Stranger: right
You: I'm just curious, nothing gay.
Stranger: i can use left
Stranger: but it can cause injuries
You: I use both
You: it's a meter in diameter
Stranger: sh*t
You: I once threw out my back fapping
You: that was embarassing
Stranger: mines 2 meters
You: ah sh*t man, I thought a meter was average
You: is a woman's naughty parts that big?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: huge
Stranger: like a tunnel
You: will my meter in diameter be like throwing a pencil down a hallway
Stranger: yes
You: f*ck
You: ruined my day
Stranger: like a sausage down a stairwell
You: like a paper airplane in the motherfucking batcave
Stranger: hahaha
You: clits have to be the size of pumpkins
You: ya dig?
Stranger: i hope so
Stranger: can i cut a halloween face into them?
You: yes
You: so do mommy kangaroos store their babies in their pouches, or is that just their vagina?
Stranger: that's their assh*le
You: I mean, a kangaroo penis would have to curve down
You: and frankly I dunno how that's possible
You: well i guess they are good at jumping up and down.
You: ORLY?
Stranger: and boxing
You: IT'S AN assh*le?
You: DUDE THAT MAKES IT KINKIER.
You: so tell me, do you own a fleshlight?
You: I ordered so many it put em on back order
Stranger: no but i sure want one
You: i have one in every color
You: including the ones you don't know about
You: I have one for every holiday, even helen keller day.
Stranger: HAHA
You: I even had michaelangelo custom paint one for me.
Stranger: ohshit
Stranger: cool
You: Yeah it's like the sistine chapel but the fingers are penises
You: really turns me on
You: reminds me of jodie foster
You: OH SNAP
Stranger: let's get married man
You: dude totally
You: can we share a fleshlight, because i really don't want to share a bed
You: but we have to share something
Stranger: sure
You: kewl
You: should i wear a tuxedo with asless chaps and a mesh shirt?
You: that would be sexy
You: I could even grow a benders moustache.
Stranger: stop it you're turning me on
You: am i getting you all hot and bothered?
You: I'm doing that to myself too...teehee
Stranger: i bet you are.
You: yessir
You: I use rubber gloves
Stranger: waitaminute
Stranger: whut
You: to fap
You: I wear rubber gloves while doing so
Stranger: that's just odd
You: I have a rubber fetish
Stranger: i want a divorce!
You: and because bestiality turns me on, I use the same gloves that are used to impregnate horses
You: the feremones get me all sexed up
Stranger: :(
You: What?
You: you can't accept who i really am?
You: f*ck ya then
You: my name is inigo montoya...you killed my father...prepare to die...
Stranger: ohshi-
You: i divided by zero
Stranger: WHAT HAVE I STARTED
You: does that mean the universe has exploded?
Stranger: yes.
You: and our marriage is now null and void matrimony?
Stranger: yes.
You: well, you told me you wanted a divorce.
Stranger: i think we should get back together
You: dude...why?
You: there's no universe, remember?
You: the only thing i can f*ck is air
Stranger: spread your seed throughout space!
You: YESSIR
You: i'm bored with this convo...
You have disconnected.
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:47 pm

You: my dick... is sad
Stranger: mine too
Stranger: touch it
You: are you 10 or younger?
Stranger: lol no
You: oh f*ck you then
You have disconnected.
Sir Sexmuffin
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Joined: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:38 am

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Sir Sexmuffin » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:53 pm

Stranger: heyy
You: HELLO LOVE
You: ASL
Stranger: m
You: ORLY?
You: T
You: COMPTON
Stranger: m/f
You: 22
You: M/F?
You: I SAID T BITCH
Stranger: f*ck u ass hole
You: assh*le IS ONE WORD
You: SAY IT LIKE A MAAAAAAAAAAAANNN
Stranger: u ever have gun barrel between your teeth
Stranger: you speak only in vowels
You: NO I CAN'T SAY I HAVE
Stranger: your gonna be speakin alot of vowels
Stranger: motherf*cker
You: EVER HAD AN INTERNET TOUGH GUY ON YOUR HANDS?
You: I LIVE IN COMPTON BIOTCH
Stranger: sure ur a f*ckin wannabe u f*ckin loser
You: MY HOMIEZ RIZZLE MY PIZZLE DIZZLE
You: ONE TWO THREE AND TO THE FO
You: SNOOP DOGGY DOGG AND DR. DRE IS AT THE DO'
You: HO
You: I WIN THIS CONVO
You: GREATTT SUCCESS
You have disconnected.
Sir Sexmuffin
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Joined: Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:38 am

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Sir Sexmuffin » Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:00 am

Stranger: where u from?
You: I HAVE AN 11 INCH PENISTOWN, GUATAMALA
Your conversational partner has disconnected
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:56 am

Stranger: hey
You: heyyy
Stranger: m or f
You: yes
Stranger: male or female
You: yes
Stranger: yes what
You: what?
Stranger: r u male or female
You: yes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:41 am

this one is not funny.

Stranger: hi
You: nonsense
Stranger: from?
You: blather
You: blah
You: annoyance
You: informational utilities
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
RideTheLightning
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Joined: Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:48 am

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:46 pm

You: hello im an 8 year old looking for good times with older males
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yes i m male
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: girl
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what u want?
You: um... anything u want
Stranger: no u tell me
You: i want to naughty talk
Stranger: ok
Stranger: r u virgin?
You: ya
Stranger: ok
Stranger: can u describe ur pussy?
You: f*ck YAH NIGGAH IT LUK LIKE sh*tting DICK NIPPLES
You: CHRIS HANSEN BITCH!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You: GIMME UR COCK!
Stranger: ok!
You: GREAT SUCCESS!
You: NUMNUMNUM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:58 pm

no lolz

You: you have a mangina?
Stranger: hi
You: you have a mangina?
Stranger: hi
You: you have a mangina?
Stranger: what i dont know what you said
You: MAN GINA
Stranger: oh yes
You: eww get away you tranny
You have disconnected.

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