Post your convos from Omegle.

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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Wii fit man » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:03 pm

Whoever has this telephone number will probably be in for a surprise :cartmanlaugh:

Stranger: Hi
You: Hello, I'm an 8 year old looking to have fun with older males
You: :D
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: Georgia..I think that's how you spell it
Stranger: oaskaoskasok
You: What?
You: :?
Stranger: I'm form Brazil, so i don't speak inglish very good
Stranger: ok?
You: Where is this "Brazil"? :?:
You: Is it near Georgia?
Stranger: no
You: Ohh D:
You: uh hello?
Stranger: It isn't ner georgia, It's near Bolivia, Paraguai, Argentina
You: Where are those ?:?:
Stranger: I don't know explain
You: My mommy says I have to go...D: but talk to me on the phone at 296-555-8907
You: Bye!:D
You have disconnected.
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Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:20 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Stranger: hey are you a freak
You: yes
You: A SUPAFREAK
You: SUPAFREAK YEAH YEAH
Stranger: ... in bed?
You: am I?
Stranger: yea
You: ask your mother
Stranger: she said you suck ass
You: I am an ass sucker
Stranger: good, can you suck my ass?
You: no
You: because i'm not gat
You: gay
Stranger: im a gur
Stranger: gurl
You: o rly?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: 36d in fact
You: idk wtf that is
Stranger: do you like big tits?
Stranger: bra size
You: as long as they're not Mecha-Tits sure
Stranger: oh f*ck yea
You: but.....
You: I have a mangina....AND i'm 12
Stranger: oh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That God Damn Moose
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:24 pm

Stranger: salutations
You: salutations
You: pip pip
You: tut tut
You: tally ho and away we go mate
You: are you in for a bob and crumpet?
Stranger: I'm no fan of cumpets and I haven't a bob to spare
You: oh. 'tis a shame
You: what a pity
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:27 pm

Stranger: hi
You: i'm crazy
Stranger: m?f*
Stranger: age?
You: 06 year old
You: f
Stranger: your ass fie?apple?
Stranger: sexy?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: age?
You: peado
You: CHRIS HANSEN
You: !!!!
Stranger: you stupid
You: I SAID I'M 6 YOU c*cksucker
Stranger: 6
You: YES'
You: SIX
Stranger: realy
Stranger: lol
You: "06 year old"
You: sick f*ck
You have disconnected.
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:40 pm

At this point, it's safe to say Omegle will never be taken seriously.

You: My finger hurts
Stranger: my penis itches
You: I burnt it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Guess which fictional character I'm impersonating in this next chat. Winner gets a cookie:

Stranger: Hi
You: Hey diddley ho
Stranger: M/f?
You: I'm a male person yessir
You: what might you be?
Stranger: Girls
Stranger: I do porn :)
You: You do? That's not very Christian-like!
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: f*ck jesus
You: My ears are bleeding
You: I have to save you
Stranger: Sorry
You: you must repent!
You: porn is evil evil evil
You: you are in service of the devil when you do the nasty on film
Stranger: Lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
RideTheLightning
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Sun Aug 30, 2009 12:40 am

Ned Flanders from Family Guy... derp! Simpsons.


This one was gooood. VERY NICE!

You: IM f*ckin HORNY BABY
Stranger: me too
You: f*ck YEAH NIGGAH!
You: .... say something hawt
Stranger: ooooh my booobies are wobbly
You: .... they're wobbly?
You: that's not hot...
Stranger: yes very wobbly
Stranger: oh sorry
You: what does that even mean?
Stranger: my arse cheeks are chaffing
Stranger: me so horny worny
You: my name is Amber and im 10 years old
Stranger: no f*cking way
You: I live in Utah and im a mormon so I can f*ck my brother :)
Stranger: oh dear
You: yea, those crazy mormons
Stranger: but you are 10 years old shouldnt you be in bed
You: well... IM f*ckin HORNY
Stranger: do you know what that means at 10 years old
You: it means that I've got an itch for some bitch, I get a boner and slap some chicks titties around some and stick it inside her and pee
Stranger: wow thats incredible
You: unless I don't want to get her pregnant, then I take it out and pee on her legs
Stranger: haha
You: yup... just me and mah sister doin it allll night long
You: and my brother
Stranger: all night long all night all night all night long all nii iight
You: WINCEST
You: allllll night looooooooong
You: dick nipples?
Stranger: yup
You: yea
Stranger: two of them
Stranger: is that you nigel
You: yea it's me
You: DERP!
Stranger: what are the odds
Stranger: thats insane
Stranger: hows it going
You: my name is nigel and I'm here to say, yo suck my dick and ya won't have to pay.
You: who's nigel?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:10 am

Stranger: hey 21 male with webcam u wanna talk on msn ? (just girls +18 )
You: IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN AND IT PUTS IT IN THE BASKET
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby cheesypoofs857 » Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:08 pm

Suddenly, BIZARRO!

Stranger: hi. im bob sinclair
You: Suuuuure, you are
Stranger: i am??
You: I'm Hans Chrisson
You: Why don't you stand up?
You: Would you like a veggie tray?
Stranger: you are
You: I know who you are
You: You are a teenager stalking old men
You: I've received intel from an anonymous tip
Stranger: what??
You: Do you DENY stalking old men?
Stranger: no
You: Don't lie to the firemen!
Stranger: sorry xD
You: You've pretended to be an old man!
Stranger: im not?? im a little girlp who wants her DADDY! WAAAH
You: And there you go again!
Stranger: WAAAAAH
Stranger: I want my marlet back!
You: Are you trying to get yourself killed?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby MaChrona » Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:53 pm

I'm pretty sure this guy was upset that I didn't fall for his lies.


Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: i am a convicted sex offender and I thought you should know
You: CHRIS HANSON :P
Stranger: who?
You: ..
Stranger: do not be alarmed by my past offenses
Stranger: i didnt do anything to a human
Stranger: i got drunk and raped a horse
You: Sure ye did
Stranger: but thats behind me now
Stranger: so where do you live?
Stranger: and how are the horses?
You: The horse is behind you now?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: if you know what I mean
Stranger: HUAEGHUEAGHUAEGH
You: But then you won't be typing would you?
You: You'd be f*cked by a horse
Stranger: multitasking
Stranger: it could save your life some day
You: and then you'd die
You: LIOR
You: LIOR
Stranger: only if the horse goes ball deep
You: PANTS on FIOR
Stranger: have you ever just sat all day
Stranger: stroking a horses mane?
Stranger: mane vein
Stranger: AMIRITE
You: LOL BAD HORSE
Stranger: k bai bro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: m f
You: f
Stranger: are you hot
You: most likely not
Stranger: wre you live
You: Guesses you shall give :p
Stranger: usa
You: Right yer are, that's where I'm at today
Stranger: what part
You: Now that I will not say
Stranger: im in iowa
You: okay...
Stranger: ur name
You: Jane
Stranger: im jarrad
You: You have AIDES?
Stranger: no y
You: no
Stranger: no what
You: oh nm XD
You: no reason :p
Stranger: ohhh you want to talk on the phone sometime
You: I hate the phone so no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



He doesn't have aides :(
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby RideTheLightning » Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:07 pm

Stranger: M/F?
You: yes
Stranger: U M?
You: sure
Stranger: OK
You: M'kay
Stranger: OK
You: ...M'kay?
You: so how big r u
You: i mean...
You: how big r ur tits
Stranger: TITLESS
You: NICE!
You: SCORE!
You: why don't you have any tits? did they get cut off or what
Stranger: I WAS BORNE WITHOUT IT
You: HAWT
You: .... everyones born without tits
You: if I ever see a baby with tits I'll sh*t myself
Stranger: WHY
You: because babies don't have titties
You: ...
Stranger: BUT U ;LIKE TITS
You: right but babies don't have them
Stranger: THEY HAVE THAT'S WHY THAT GROW
You: ...wut?
You: babies have no titties and anyone under the age of like 12 doesn't have titties
You: everyone else has tits
You: ... except guys
You: u still there?
Stranger: Y
You: ... im 8 years old
Stranger: OH TOO BIG
You: too BIG?
You: Jesus Christ lady how young do you go for
Stranger: ??
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

don't ask
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:40 pm

Stranger: hey
You: Like goatse?
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: Wanna have goatse.cx?
Stranger: nope
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cartkicker24

Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 1:50 am

I RETRACT this post.
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Sep 02, 2009 8:10 am

Cartkicker24 wrote:LOL :lol:

You: outside yo howze, being kate moss, askin' fo custard.




that looks strangely familiar... hmmmmm...
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby Cartkicker24 » Wed Sep 02, 2009 11:11 am

I Retract this post.
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Re: Post your convos from Omegle.

Postby That God Damn Moose » Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:42 pm

why thank you kind sir
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You: meow?
Stranger: M
You: size M?
Stranger: yes.
You: are you a cat?
Stranger: wat?
You: well you understood my cat language so your a cat right?
Stranger: wat?
You: you be having breakfast then?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


No one understandssssssss. D:
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The moral of this story is: never talk to muffin trees.

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