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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey Nigga
You: WASSUP
You: AKON YEAHHH
You: BABUMP BABUMP
Stranger: Eyy im good girl
Stranger: sh*t
Stranger: yur annoying as f*ck
You: how do you know that i'm a girl?
You: STALKER
Stranger: the f*ck is wrong with you
You: your probably kesha cole
Stranger: Ye i am
Stranger: damn.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Herro sir.
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl pls
You: m
You: Man.
You: Uhm..
You: 18
You: L = largeness of my dick?
You: 8 inches
Stranger: wt
Stranger: dick?
You: yes dck
You: Men have dicks
You: Remember?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I used gta's thing.

You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM

The following information is given in accordance
with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.

The person you are chatting with has an IP address
of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution
when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual
and do not give out ANY personal information.

Automated message #36821.
The person you are chatting with cannot read this.
Stranger: hi
You: Hi there!
Stranger: m/f?
You: Male, what are you?
You: And how old?
Stranger: f
Stranger: 18
You: Too old.
You: GTFO.
You have disconnected.

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Stranger: A Wild Abra Has Appeared!
You: Screw the Abra.
Stranger: Abra uses teleport!
You: Literally
You: I rape it
You: Raped
Stranger: Abra has escaped
You: Rape
You: Rape
You: Rape
You: Rape
You: RAPE
Stranger: Stranger ears 0 EXP
You: Rape
You: Rape
You: Rapwe
You: Rape
You: Rape
You: Rape
You: Rape
You: Rape
You: Rape
You: Rapwe
You: Rape
Stranger: done having a temper tantrum?
You: Rape
You: Rape
You: Rape
Stranger: i guess not
You: PUT 9058390458439054903580934 DICKS IN ME
Stranger: ON THE WAY
You: 5 YEAR OLD DICKS
You have disconnected.

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You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM

The following information is given in accordance
with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.

The person you are chatting with has an IP address
of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution
when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual
and do not give out ANY personal information.

Automated message #36821.
The person you are chatting with cannot read this.
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Male or Female? How old?
You: If male, how big is your dick?
You: And where are you?
You: Exact address?
Stranger: Female. Im 14.
You: Perfect.
Stranger: you?
You: 72, 30 inch dick
You: I'm proud, yes
Stranger: ok
You: Please give me your exact address!
You: Please!
Stranger: ... where are you from?
You: America
Stranger: ok. im from finland : )
You: Exact address?
You: Fine. Phone number at least?
Stranger: oh no no i dont can my phone number
You: Please m'am, I'm begging you!
You: Please....
Stranger: do you have messenger?
You: Yes.
You: What is yours?
Stranger: lollero123@hotmail.com
Stranger: ;D
You: Haha now I'm gonna go tell that to all of the rapists in the National Sex Offenders League
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hello
You: you's a chick?
You: dude?
Stranger: I wish
Stranger: What are you?
You: i is a chick
Stranger: you is?
You: i is
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i fell over
Stranger: i didn't think chicks existed on here
You: bwahahahahahhahahahahahaha
You: yeah they do
Stranger: then OMG HAY LETS CYBER
Stranger: haha sorry
Stranger: kidding
Stranger: i get that so often
You: same amount of chicks here as there are on 4chan
Stranger: omg
Stranger: do you play the game
You: OMGOMGOMG
You: i JUST LOS T IT
You: LOST IT*
Stranger: lost what?
You: the game, assh*le
Stranger: oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: XD
Stranger: ck
You: what?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: to finish the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: i like to finish what i start
You: oh
You: i see
Stranger: yeah we were poor growing up
Stranger: my mom made me finish my swears
You: ooooooooh
Stranger: :[
You: niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice
You: :]
Stranger: haha
Stranger: who knew there were chicks on 4chan
Stranger: except boxeee <3
You: hehehehe
You: there are, liek, 2
You: or one
You: or none
Stranger: fat
Stranger: i bet
You: nah
Stranger: it's one who can count as two
You: hahahahah yep
You: probably
Stranger: you ever do chatroulette?
You: what's that?
Stranger: o
Stranger: m
Stranger: g
Stranger: it's basically this
Stranger: but with video and audio
You: oh
Stranger: it's.... interesting
You: nevah did it
Stranger: this is what you'll get:
You: sounds........interesting yeah
Stranger: jersey guy with no shirt and fake tan
Stranger: emo kid
Stranger: guy jerking off
Stranger: girl
You: bwahahahaha
Stranger: troll
Stranger: jerking off more
Stranger: repeat all of that over and over
Stranger: except the girl
You: of course
You: funnay
Stranger: oh and pedos
Stranger: my favorite person
Stranger: looked like a pedo
Stranger: and i said to him
You: hah
Stranger: Excuse me good sir, but I believe I know you from somewhere.
Stranger: and he said "what"
Stranger: to which I replied
Stranger: I do believe I saw you on the sex offender registry.
You: bwahahahahahahhahahahahahah
You: what did he say then?
Stranger: He got mad and disconnected
You: oh what a douch
You: e
You: douche
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: there was this other guy
You: mhm
Stranger: playing the harmonica
You: hahahahahahhaha
Stranger: and i told him to play bob marley
You: haha
You: mhm
Stranger: and he got pissed
You: cool
Stranger: last one
Stranger: this gay guy
Stranger: dressed in purple
You: hehehe
Stranger: hold on, i'll send you a yfrog image
Stranger: let me upload it
Stranger: it's LOL
You: kay then
You: XD
Stranger: voila
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2ahxvf7&s=6
Stranger: does that work?
You: does!
You: hahahahahahhahaha
Stranger: I am sad he didn't like my fancy dresser comment =(
You: hahahahahhahahahahahah
You: he left
You: cute
Stranger: i mean seriously
Stranger: how can you not expect to get ridiculed?
You: yeah
You: harmonica?
Stranger: that was the previous guy
You: yep
Stranger: he had dreads and a harmonica
You: hahahhaha
Stranger: i don't think he liked my request
You: nice
You: aaaaaaaaw
You: sad
Stranger: people r mean
You: mhm
Stranger: this one dude tried to cyber with me
Stranger: and i let him!
You: haaha really?
Stranger: but he got mad when i did this
Stranger: ::pulls out penis too::
You: hahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha
You: no fag?
You: hahahhahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahah
You: hahahahhaha
You: haha
Stranger: he looked like it...
You: hahahahahaha
Stranger: but i think he was just intimidated
You: by the enourmous size?
You: enormous*
You: spelled completely wrong
Stranger: it's okay
Stranger: speling is overated
Stranger: well friend, t'is late and sleep is a'callin
Stranger: it's been a pleasure
Stranger: thanks for the LOLs
You: hahah yep
You: twas super sweet, yo
Stranger: ciao friend
You: adios assh*le mexican amigo
You: kidding
You: bai
Stranger: haha
Stranger: bi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello, I'm an 8 year old looking to have fun with older males
Stranger: I am a 20 year old male
Stranger: I love 8 year olds
You: Awesome.
Stranger: Indeed!
You: A bit young, but...
You: So, what are you gonna do to me?
You: I mean with me
Stranger: Probably stick my tiny pig dick in your tight ass
You: Aw, I wanted Hide n' seek
You:
Stranger: Well we can do that
Stranger: But if i find you my horse cock will be in your mouth
You: Or, we can have cybersex.
Stranger: Thats gay
You: YOU'RE SPITTING UP CUM
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: You know me to well
You: And I'm vomiting it out and eating it and pooping it back into your mouth
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, I'm an 8 year old looking to have fun with older males
Stranger: hi
Stranger: your sick
You: I can have fun with 2 year olds too!
Stranger: oh man
You: Are you below age 5 or above age 20?
You:
Stranger: are you typing with your toes?
Stranger: slow
Stranger: above 20
Stranger: you
You: Ohhh! Come to my house! WE can play with a meat stick
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Stranger: Heya
You: Hello, I'm an 8 year old looking to have fun with older males
Stranger: Im sorry
You: For what?
You: Are you between ages 6-19?
Stranger: I dont like Vienna sausages.
You: I like sausages a lot
Stranger: I like tacos =)
You: And ham
You: And steak
You: And dicks
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You: Hello, I'm an 8 year old looking to have fun with older males
Stranger: XOXO
Stranger: HAHHA : DDD
You: Aw, I kiss you too!
Stranger: poor kid.
Stranger: <3
You: Why are you laughing?
You: Are you a girl?
You: My daddy told me about girls
Stranger: yes =(
Stranger: uuh what did he told
You: And how they rape jackrabbits with their evil mountainous pussies
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You: Hi?
Stranger: hola!
You: Hello, I'm an 8 year old looking to have fun with older males
You: Older than 20?
You: (Plz God)
Stranger: i'm a 17 year old female... good try though
You: You keep your mountainous jackrabbit pussy away, villian!
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You: Hello, I'm an 8 year old looking to have fun with older males
Stranger: Hey, I'm 19 male uk and bi, interested? ^^
You: YES!
You: What's a uk? I live in the UK.
Stranger: Ooh my apologies
Stranger: Hey, I'm 19 male UK and bi, interested? ^^
You: Please come to my house! You can search my name, it's Jacob Goodwin
You: COmpletely.
You: I live in Liverpool
You: I love the city, tea...
You: and dicks.
Stranger: I'm gonna f*ck your assh*le
You: My daddy said to call them penises, so don't tell him I said dick, OK? ^^
You: Yay!
You: Maybe you, me, and my daddy can have a threeway!
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Haha, type that first line I said. It's funny as hell.

This one's a little different:

Stranger: hey
You: Hi
Stranger: tryin to f*ck?
You: Yes!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it's fun when people play along
You: Are you a girl?
Stranger: yup
You: And do youwant a dick in you?
You: *you want
Stranger: isn't that where it goes?
You: Well, do you want it or not?
You: That wasn't an answer, silly
Stranger: of course i do
You: Then you should ask your stepdad
You have disconnected.

You: so long as it tis no pedo
Stranger: how long have been ur sex?
You: what?
Stranger: i mean i can play 20 min.
Stranger: and u?
You: i dunno, long as you want i'm a chick remember?
You: we don't get boners
Stranger: ok
You: heh heh
Stranger: do u have nude?
You: no
You: i don't
You: sorry
Stranger: ok ok~
You: haha
Stranger: do u like small dick?
You: yes, actually
Stranger: really?
Stranger: thanks~

Ringo can't get a convo



Stranger: STEPHANIE?!?!
You: nope, the name's Ringo Starr
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


NEW CONVO

Stranger: hy
You: 'ello govnah
You: The name's ringo Starr
Stranger: age and sex?
You: 69 and Male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




NEW CONVO

Stranger: hey
You: 'ello govnah
You: the name's Ringo Starr
Stranger: your dead assh*le!!
You: am not
You: John and George are
You: me and Paul is still alive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol, I used Gta's warning too:

You: ATTENTION: NOTICE FROM OMEGLE.COM

The following information is given in accordance
with U.S. federal laws, §318.12.17 F.A.C.

The person you are chatting with has an IP address
of a registered sexual offender. Please use caution
when dealing with a potentially dangerous individual
and do not give out ANY personal information.

Automated message #36821.
The person you are chatting with cannot read this.
Stranger: hi
You: hey there
Stranger: how old are u
You: 14, why?
Stranger: just asking
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Random people on the internet are so sweet aren't they?

Stranger: hiii
Stranger: asl
You: YOU'L NEVER TAKE MY PAPER CLIPS!!!!
Stranger: im sorry ive been stapled ;[
You: lkajgakljgklasjgkl
You: KAHN!
Stranger: stfu asian
You: prease don't mock my technorogy
Stranger: nerd
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Then again...so am I...

Stranger: hi
You: Hewro
Stranger: asl?
You: Assistant Sandwich Lunch?
You: f*ck this
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hey
You: SUP NIGGA
Stranger: im not black
You: Okay...SUP ASIAN
Stranger: im not asian
You: Okay...SUP WHITE BOII
Stranger: im not a boy either
Stranger: haha wow your not very good at this
You: Oh, your those things with boobs and stuff
Stranger: haha yeah
You: Me too, lol
Stranger: its called a female
Stranger: really? you sure bout that????
You: Last time I checked
You: You'll have to excuse me
You: I'm a leetle strange
Stranger: okayyy then why you talkin like a dude?
Stranger: haha okaayyy
You: It makes life more fun
You: xD
Stranger: haha wow okaayy
Stranger: how old are you?
You: How old are you?
Stranger: you tell me first, i asked first
You: >:|
You: m'kay
You: I'm.........................................
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You: Your remind me of the babe
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: because i kill him
You: WTF
Stranger: omg
You: :O
Stranger: rofl
You: no one rofl's in real life
You: LIES
Stranger: no U
You: Your mom is a lie
Stranger: u lie
Stranger: yuor life is all a lie
You: it's all a lie, Omegle is a lie
Stranger: and this don't exist
Stranger: it's a lie
You: we're all just a government conspiracy
You: and that, what I just said, is a lie
Stranger: im not telking to anyone
You: "telking?"
You: IT'S A LIE
Stranger: tañking
Stranger: ññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññññ
You:
Stranger: çççççççççççççççççççççççççççççççççççççççç
You: LIES SO MANY LIES
Stranger: çççççççççñçççççççççççññññññññññññççñññññññññññññññññçççççççççççç
You: THE LIES, THEY HURT ME
You: *explodes*
You: I lied about exploding
Stranger: you can't write that
Stranger: you don't explote?
Stranger: or its another lie?
You: I just said it was a lie
You: Or, maybe I'm lying to you right now about lying
Stranger: if you are lyng about lyng you are telling TRUTH
You: You lie!
Stranger: and i don't like truth
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lulz

Stranger: hey asl?
You: 65/gmilf/Utah u?
Stranger: 17 m
Stranger: i like older
Stranger: you have msn?
You: no, wanna cyber little youngster?
Stranger: i want to see you naked
Stranger: and fucck you in your pussy
You: I want to tie you down, whip your ass with a bullwhip while your singing Hannah Montana as I burn your nipple with a ciggarate while wearing a Mouse hat
You: how's that?
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Stranger: heyy
You: im not talking to you
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Stranger: hello no americans pls
You: to bad
You: lol
Stranger: f*ck off
Stranger: -_-
You: im american so, yeah I will f*ck something, your mother
Stranger: small american
Stranger: sh*t
You: are you like Iranian or something?
Stranger: im French
You: he he you surrendered to Italy and Germany
You: L-L-L-L-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER
Stranger: you think what u want
You: ok Frenchie
Stranger: fat boy
You: your hairy and your country smells like piss
Stranger: fat boy
You: your mom has 47 stds
Stranger: nope
You: yup
Stranger: youre boring man uur 15 ?
You: it's You're stupid f
You: Frenchie
You: can't even use grammar
You: hahahhahahah
Stranger: Yes im french i know that
You: And I'm an American douche bag and proud of it
Stranger: and yes my english is bad sometimes
You: mutha fucka!!!
You: engrish prease
Stranger: Yup tell me that in my face
You: how can I, look through your computer
You: dumbass
Stranger: dont mess with me bitch
You: France rymes with pants wich is what I recieved from your mom after we f*cked, then I had my way with your grandma
Stranger: everyone hate ur country anyway
You: only the terrorists
Stranger: Japanese english chineese greek and many countries like france
Stranger: not usa
You: well, your all stupid
Stranger: only u americans
You: no one likes the French anyways
You: everyone thinks your a bunch of pussys
Stranger: you think what u want
You: are you a robot or something
Stranger: How old are u
You: "you think what you want" seriously that's all you've got?
Stranger: ?
You: see ya Jew
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Some of those were old...

Stranger: Asl
You: WELL SO ARE YOU!!!
You: How dare you call me that! Bastard.
Stranger: Hahaha lol
You: Oh, yeah, insults are very funny. Right.
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I choose to interpret "asl" as a shortening of as[white][/white]shole. After all, if you try to pronounce it like an actual word, it comes out sounding sort of like that.
It is a fun way of punishing people who try to start conversations with the boring age/sex/location topic.

I bet this person expected someone to say this.

Stranger: w or m?
You: I am a HUMAN, thank you!
You: Ass.
You have disconnected.

You: What is the weirdest thing you've ever done with a bottle cap?
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: ASL
You: Hey! Are you Billy Joel!?
Stranger: no
You: Nuts...
You have disconnected.

Stranger: sex?
You: Yes please
Your conversational partner has disconnected

You: Hey!
Stranger: heyy (:
You: I'm here to start a fight! because I'm a rebel!
You: I play by my own rules!
You: Because that's how I roll
Stranger: thats what you think
You: What I think is what no one thinks
You: because I'm totally rebellious
You: you ass
Stranger: nah just totally wrong
You: I don't even need to speel things riet!
You: because that's my ways
You: no one can tell me to stop
You: because that's how a rebel like me does things
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: asl?
Stranger: 18 m usa
You: HA HA! NOW I HAVE ALL THIS INFORMATION ON YOU!!!!
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You: Sup Broseph, the Name's Keith
You: I like lifting weights, because that's what it's all about
Stranger: ah
You: I don't wear a shirt, just a necklace with a shark tooth
You: because that's what it's all about
You: Sometimes, I like making out with other guys
You: Not gay though
Stranger: are you flirting?
You: that's not what it's all about
You: I don't need to flirt
You: I just need to flirt with weights
You: as I lift them
You: because that's what it's all about
Stranger: aha
You: I played guitar, and I could've been famous
You: but being famous is too mainstream
You: and being mainstream, that's not what it's all about
You: I once sucked this guy off, but it totally wasn't gay
You: it was an exercise
You: and exercising, that's what it's all about
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: No, this is Frank
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Why? Are you the age police?
You: Hands up! It's the age police!
Stranger: yess
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Stranger: girl?
You: I can be whatever you want honey
Stranger: what that mean
You: What you want it to sweet cheeks
Stranger: are u a guy or girl
You: Lemme check.....
You: I honestly don't know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hellos
You: His
Stranger: how are you?
You: I iz fine, how is me doin'?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: herro
Stranger: 。。
You: iz you a rittre 8 year ord boy?
Stranger: 啊啊啊
You: What the f*ck are you saying, stranger. Are you wappanese?
Stranger: Are you chinese?
You: Am I?
You: Is you?
You: I is!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: l is,too
You: I work in City Wok.
You: I make wok.
Stranger: 都是中国人，说何鸟语
Stranger: 说中文啊，大哥
You: WERR YOUR AN ORANGE!!
Stranger: 我看不懂啊
You have disconnected.

aren't I the absolute troll or what?
This was certainly not my A game,but pretty good for a first shot.
Stranger: hi
You: damn does ever1 arou here type des sloe?
You: JESUS
You: -_-
Stranger: Dude chill out
You: NO
You: YO CHILL OT
You: NO
Stranger: I think you mean you
You: YOU LISEN TO ME
Stranger: Listen
You: TITS
Stranger: seriously what the ...
You: DO YOU HAEV TITS?
You: TITS?!?!?!?!
Stranger: yeah
You: MANTITS?
Stranger:...
You:O shiiiiiiiii...

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Stranger: hi =)
Stranger: from?
You: banana town
You: youz?=]
Stranger: Great Turkey
You: really?
Stranger: yeaa
You: what's so great about it?
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lulz.

You: PISS OUT MY ASS
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how
Stranger: lol
You: PISS PISSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl
You: I'd rather not say...
Stranger: from
You: I will tell you that I'm Asian, a teenage boy, and I have a WoW account
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Stole this line from gtac,

Stranger: Well dude, how are you>
You: Do you support Obama's homosexual agenda?
Stranger: whats it about?
Stranger: im from ireland
Stranger: but love obama
You: PEGASUS BALLSACK
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Stranger: hi
You: DON'T DO IT SON!
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Stranger: hey
You: Sexy Tarpits
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Stranger: HI, 25 m usa, u?
You: Your mom
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You: PRISMS
Stranger: lolita or anna karenina
You: Nasty prisms good sir
Stranger: what are they???
You: Lumps lumps
Stranger: good, enjoy
Stranger:
You: Puple
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You: YOUR A FUC[white][/white]KING DOUCHE BAG
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Stranger: hello
You: I love you
Stranger: really?
You: Yes
Stranger: how much?
You: enough
Stranger: cool
Stranger: i love u too then
You: yes, feel the love
Stranger: :p
Stranger: oh...how do u feel love?
Stranger:
You: IDK, I think you get bad gas or something
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: haha........
Stranger: bad gas and love
You: Well, I don't love you in THAT way...
Stranger: hahah
You: :3
Stranger: THAT....way??
You: idk
Stranger: which way
You: LET US DANCE AROUND THE GOOSEBERRY BUSH
Stranger: and u sing the song
Stranger:
Stranger: bt i dnt dance that well (
You: I don't either
You: It's okay no ones looking
Stranger: thats even then....
Stranger: lets dance
Stranger:
You: *dance partay*
Stranger: yayayayaya
Stranger: hehehe
You: RAVE
Stranger: hehe......
Stranger: where's the food in the party???
Stranger: i'm hungry lol
You: We eat those funny mushrooms that grow by the trees
Stranger: are u sure there safe?
You: They make me see a half Unicorn half butterfly named Dennis, of course they're safe!
Stranger: wow.....let me try
You: They're icky though
You: *gives mushroom*
Stranger: hmm....they make me see......chocolate sun.....
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: with icing on it
Stranger: lol
You: It's raining glitter!
You: NIHIHIHIH
You: DENNIS! Say hi to Dennis
Stranger: hi dennis....hw r u dude?
You: Dennis: Fine, just fine good sir
Stranger: dennis.....u hav a gf?
You: Dennis: No, I don't, living the life of a half unicorn half butterfly is rather lonely...
Stranger: hmm....being a human is lonely enough.....
Stranger: dnt worry
Stranger: we'll be ur frnds
Stranger: me and.....wats ur name?
You: Dennis: I've never had....friends *sniffle*
You: Oh, I have no name, people call me dances with bottle caps
You: or DWBC for short
Stranger: ohkk....
Stranger: me and dwbc will br ur frnds
Stranger: happy nw dennis?
You: Dennis: Shall we do friend stuff now
You: Sorry guys I gotta go
You: D':
Stranger: :'(
You: Farewell kind stranger
Stranger: farewell
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: wats up?
You: The Ceiling
Stranger: k nice joke
Stranger: like it
Stranger: wats ur name/
You: I know, it's awesome
You: I'm awesome
Stranger: hmm
You: My name is to awesome to say
Stranger: ur good name plz?
Stranger: then tell me\\
You: It's......................
You: Joseph
You: I'm so awesome, every time I walk in a room people bow to my greatness
You: But, not really
Stranger: k
You: I'm actually very lonely
Stranger: my name is nidhin
You: I spend all day in the house masturbating to re runs of Veronica Mars
Stranger: mm
You: Infact, I'm masturbating right now, for no particular reason...
You: I'm a chronic masturbator
You: Would you like to smell my hand?
You have disconnected.
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This one is kinda stupid, I pretended to be Justin Bieber...


Stranger: asl ?
You: maybe
You: first you must fulfill a series of requests...
Stranger: why ?
You: Just do it, okay?
Stranger: i asked frst you awnser first
You: Nope, you must do what I say, for I am your master
Stranger: go f*ck
You: Your Mom?
Stranger: you aren-t better than me
You: Yes I AM
Stranger: go f*ck youself
Stranger: no
You: I'd rather f*ck your mom, she's hot
Stranger: you aren't
You: I AM
You: Because I am Justin Bieber
Stranger: really ?
You: Yes
Stranger: omg !
Stranger: i can't believe
Stranger: cours not !
You: Yes, I am
Stranger: i'm not stupped boy
You: Justin Bieber can Omegle too can't he?
Stranger: he ? when we talk of ourself we say I .. and you told he
Stranger: so , you arent he !
You: I AM H
You: *he
You: bow to the mighty Bieber!
Stranger: so
Stranger: how can i believe ?
You: Just Believe, this is a magical once in a life time thing
You: not everyone get's to talk to the mighty Bieber
Stranger: if its true , yep , its is , but ..
You: Are you questioning the Mighty Bieber?
Stranger: boy
Stranger: can i see you on webcam ?
You: .......YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
You have disconnected

Kensuke wrote: I once sucked this guy off, but it totally wasn't gay it was an exercise and exercising, that's what it's all about