Re: Post your convos from Omegle.
Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:28 am
You: Hello, stranger!
Stranger: f*ck YOU C**T
You: D:
Stranger: BITCH AS PUSSY
You: Cartman, is that you?
Stranger: you found me out i must flee. rofl jk
You: XD
Stranger: lol whats up
You: Nothing. You?
Stranger: same watchin tv
You: I was watching tv. I was watching Wipeout.
Stranger: funny show haha
You: I know, right! I'm not watching it anymore, though.
Stranger: oh. i wish i saw it
You: Awww. I guess you know about/like south park?
Stranger: i do i do
You: Me too! >w< Who's your favorite character?
Stranger: cartman
Stranger: u?
You: Stan or Kyle.
Stranger: not bad
You: Same to you -3-
Stranger: thanks
That's just part of it. XD
Here's another:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
any girls want to show?
Stranger: One
You: Show a pineapple?
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: *shows u guys my cat*
You: Let me show you mah pokemans! *gets game*
Stranger: Yugioh ftw
Stranger: *shows off my pokemon and yugioh cards*
You: *shows my guinea pigs*
Stranger: awwww
Stranger: *shows my snake*
You: They're cute, but annoying.
You: Cool! *shows south park stuff*
Stranger: *shows off bra drawer*
You: XD *shows a potato*
Stranger: *shows an dead worm
Stranger: *then eats it*nonnlmokomo
You: Eww. XD
Stranger: *pukes*
You: Some got on me! D: *pukes as well*
You: *shows spy dead worm in your puke*
Stranger: *pees on spy*
Stranger: lol
You: :O You terrible person! jk
Stranger: Muahahah
Stranger: ;O
You: You evil lass! D:<
Stranger: *cracks whip*
You: *runs away* >_< You're gonna hurt me!
Stranger: *eats whip*it's candy
You: Is it licorice? O w O
Stranger: Yes
You: Yay! *eats whip with you*
Stranger: O/////3///////O
Stranger: *it's something else*
You: "O///O *pukes whip out*
Stranger: *eats ur puke*
Stranger: yummy
Stranger: It was chocolate silly
You: XD We are a pair of Cloud Cuckoolanders
Stranger: Lol!
You: Are you sure this is chocolate?
Stranger: Yea*licks it*
You: *shows spy chocolate* You can't have any! >w<
You: What are you doing on this lovely Saturday?
Stranger: *figgles and licking the whip slowly*
Stranger: Going to see red tails
You: Never heard of that until now.
Stranger: Its a new mivie
You: I looked it up. So it's about beople flying a plane to fight in WWII
You: people*
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: ewwwww it's not chockate nor a whip!!!
Stranger: ....*keeps licking*
You: It's not poo is it?
Stranger: nope
You: Good. What is it? O_O
Stranger: *whispers to spy"penis"*
You: NOOOOOO! *dies*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Jk it's sugaer free lioroce
Stranger: *sucks on it* nomnomomo
You: *rageface*
Stranger: *troll gave*
Stranger: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
You: I'm going to poke you with a stick for that.
You: *pokes with stick*
Stranger: *implodes*
You: O.O Whoops. *walks away*
Stranger: *comes back to life*
You: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Stranger: *eats u*'
You: No! It's so dark in here.
Stranger: yummy
You: While I'm in here, let me tell you joke
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Agh I feel pregnant
You: XD What's brown and sticky?
Stranger: Mudd?
You: No.
Stranger: Ewwwwwww crap?
You: No
Stranger: You
You: No! XD A stick.
Stranger: Lolwhut
Stranger: Aggggghhhhhh*feels sick*
You: Puke me out!
Stranger: *gives birth to you*
You: Not that way! DX Wahhh!!! And BRB, I have to feed my brother.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Helo spy 030
Stranger: Dont u wish you had our swag
You: I am back. Feed me milk, Ma!
Stranger: *feeds u cowmolk*
You: I love me some Cow milk! *drinks*
Stranger: it's white piss
Stranger: Thars basically what mm
Stranger: Milk is*
You: I guess I love me some white pee, then.
Stranger: *drinks vodka*
You: *drinks spit*
Stranger: *drinks something*
You: *drinks gnihtemos*
Stranger: *drinks you*
You: *drink the game*
Stranger: ffffffffffffff
You: *troll face*
Stranger: ily
You: ily2
Stranger: O/////3//////O
You: ^////^
You: Will you marry me, stranger?
Stranger: *explodes cuase spy killed me*
You: NOOOOOO! Why didn't you shoot me? ;-; I will avenge your death!
You: Why? WHY!!??1!one!
Stranger: (gtg sorry)
You: Bye.
You: You are awesome
Stranger: *French kisses u then leaves*
You: o///o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Best. Conversation. EVER!
Stranger: f*ck YOU C**T
You: D:
Stranger: BITCH AS PUSSY
You: Cartman, is that you?
Stranger: you found me out i must flee. rofl jk
You: XD
Stranger: lol whats up
You: Nothing. You?
Stranger: same watchin tv
You: I was watching tv. I was watching Wipeout.
Stranger: funny show haha
You: I know, right! I'm not watching it anymore, though.
Stranger: oh. i wish i saw it
You: Awww. I guess you know about/like south park?
Stranger: i do i do
You: Me too! >w< Who's your favorite character?
Stranger: cartman
Stranger: u?
You: Stan or Kyle.
Stranger: not bad
You: Same to you -3-
Stranger: thanks
That's just part of it. XD
Here's another:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
any girls want to show?
Stranger: One
You: Show a pineapple?
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: *shows u guys my cat*
You: Let me show you mah pokemans! *gets game*
Stranger: Yugioh ftw
Stranger: *shows off my pokemon and yugioh cards*
You: *shows my guinea pigs*
Stranger: awwww
Stranger: *shows my snake*
You: They're cute, but annoying.
You: Cool! *shows south park stuff*
Stranger: *shows off bra drawer*
You: XD *shows a potato*
Stranger: *shows an dead worm
Stranger: *then eats it*nonnlmokomo
You: Eww. XD
Stranger: *pukes*
You: Some got on me! D: *pukes as well*
You: *shows spy dead worm in your puke*
Stranger: *pees on spy*
Stranger: lol
You: :O You terrible person! jk
Stranger: Muahahah
Stranger: ;O
You: You evil lass! D:<
Stranger: *cracks whip*
You: *runs away* >_< You're gonna hurt me!
Stranger: *eats whip*it's candy
You: Is it licorice? O w O
Stranger: Yes
You: Yay! *eats whip with you*
Stranger: O/////3///////O
Stranger: *it's something else*
You: "O///O *pukes whip out*
Stranger: *eats ur puke*
Stranger: yummy
Stranger: It was chocolate silly
You: XD We are a pair of Cloud Cuckoolanders
Stranger: Lol!
You: Are you sure this is chocolate?
Stranger: Yea*licks it*
You: *shows spy chocolate* You can't have any! >w<
You: What are you doing on this lovely Saturday?
Stranger: *figgles and licking the whip slowly*
Stranger: Going to see red tails
You: Never heard of that until now.
Stranger: Its a new mivie
You: I looked it up. So it's about beople flying a plane to fight in WWII
You: people*
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: ewwwww it's not chockate nor a whip!!!
Stranger: ....*keeps licking*
You: It's not poo is it?
Stranger: nope
You: Good. What is it? O_O
Stranger: *whispers to spy"penis"*
You: NOOOOOO! *dies*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Jk it's sugaer free lioroce
Stranger: *sucks on it* nomnomomo
You: *rageface*
Stranger: *troll gave*
Stranger: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
You: I'm going to poke you with a stick for that.
You: *pokes with stick*
Stranger: *implodes*
You: O.O Whoops. *walks away*
Stranger: *comes back to life*
You: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Stranger: *eats u*'
You: No! It's so dark in here.
Stranger: yummy
You: While I'm in here, let me tell you joke
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: Agh I feel pregnant
You: XD What's brown and sticky?
Stranger: Mudd?
You: No.
Stranger: Ewwwwwww crap?
You: No
Stranger: You
You: No! XD A stick.
Stranger: Lolwhut
Stranger: Aggggghhhhhh*feels sick*
You: Puke me out!
Stranger: *gives birth to you*
You: Not that way! DX Wahhh!!! And BRB, I have to feed my brother.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: Helo spy 030
Stranger: Dont u wish you had our swag
You: I am back. Feed me milk, Ma!
Stranger: *feeds u cowmolk*
You: I love me some Cow milk! *drinks*
Stranger: it's white piss
Stranger: Thars basically what mm
Stranger: Milk is*
You: I guess I love me some white pee, then.
Stranger: *drinks vodka*
You: *drinks spit*
Stranger: *drinks something*
You: *drinks gnihtemos*
Stranger: *drinks you*
You: *drink the game*
Stranger: ffffffffffffff
You: *troll face*
Stranger: ily
You: ily2
Stranger: O/////3//////O
You: ^////^
You: Will you marry me, stranger?
Stranger: *explodes cuase spy killed me*
You: NOOOOOO! Why didn't you shoot me? ;-; I will avenge your death!
You: Why? WHY!!??1!one!
Stranger: (gtg sorry)
You: Bye.
You: You are awesome
Stranger: *French kisses u then leaves*
You: o///o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Best. Conversation. EVER!