Stupidest jokes

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Stupidest jokes

Postby LikeABrokenDamn » Sun Jan 03, 2010 12:33 am

User:Knock knock
Someone:who's there?
User:No one
Someone:no on who?

Two blonds are walking down a road
One looks down and says
"Hey look bear tracks"
The other one looks down and says
"Those aren't bear tracks, their deer tracks!!!!"
Then a train hits them both

Or a nice smelly vagina joke

What does the left leg say to the right leg?
"something smells"
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Re: Stupidest jokes

Postby zzyzx 2 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:13 am

Two hunters are walking down a trail, when they see a huge hole in the ground. It is so deep, that they can't see the bottom.

One of the hunters sees an old, rusty anvil nearby, picks it up, and drops it down the hole. It falls and falls, yet the hunters never hear the anvil hit the bottom. It's a really deep hole.

All of a sudden, they hear footsteps coming towards them very fast. It's a goat, and it flies right by them and goes into the hole :o

Now they hear an old farmer calling: "Becky? Becky? Where are you, Becky?"

The farmer sees the hunters and asks if they had seen a goat. One hunter says "Yes, a goat came by here so fast about 80 miles per hour and went into that hole over there."

The farmer says: "That's impossible. I had Becky tied up to an anvil."
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Re: Stupidest jokes

Postby zzyzx 2 » Mon May 12, 2014 3:29 pm

Two guys walk into a bar.

You'd think the second one would have seen it coming :P
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Re: Stupidest jokes

Postby Ether » Mon May 12, 2014 11:55 pm


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