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Two blonds are walking down a road
One looks down and says
"Hey look bear tracks"
The other one looks down and says
"Those aren't bear tracks, their deer tracks!!!!"
Then a train hits them both
Or a nice smelly vagina joke
What does the left leg say to the right leg?
One of the hunters sees an old, rusty anvil nearby, picks it up, and drops it down the hole. It falls and falls, yet the hunters never hear the anvil hit the bottom. It's a really deep hole.
All of a sudden, they hear footsteps coming towards them very fast. It's a goat, and it flies right by them and goes into the hole
Now they hear an old farmer calling: "Becky? Becky? Where are you, Becky?"
The farmer sees the hunters and asks if they had seen a goat. One hunter says "Yes, a goat came by here so fast about 80 miles per hour and went into that hole over there."
The farmer says: "That's impossible. I had Becky tied up to an anvil."
You'd think the second one would have seen it coming
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