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I once stuck a firecracker up my ass and lit it

stanmarsh14 wrote:I once stuck a firecracker up my ass and lit it

.......Was it enjoyable? XD

Zeepadeebaoopadooba.

I wonder what marshmallows would taste like eaten in a salad while drinking a screwdriver and dancing umph umph umph.

IS MUSIC REALLY BETTER DRUNK? OUTSIDE OR INSIDE? WHO KNOWS, TELL ME!

Music while drunk sounds bad, it sounds like bad singing in a foreign language... And the bass gives free headaches! For the win!!

(ugly)Bob wrote:Music while drunk sounds bad, it sounds like bad singing in a foreign language... And the bass gives free headaches! For the win!!

DRUNK GANGNAM STYLE WITH SUPER-REMIX BACKBEATS AND A DRAG QUEEN. (This really happened.)

Oh god I swear, I'd be able to charge a defib with my headaches from that music while drunk... No, charge a car

And when we came out there was so much fog, it was pretty ... but we missed the bus (((

How mentally destabilising

But it was cool when we rode all the way to discovery talking about men with sexy voices and then we got off a stop too soon and then later i had a glass of liquid .... did I mention drag queens? And nipples. There was a man with nipples. Most men have nipples you know, isn't that great? But he was also sweaty. Sweat comes from sweat glands.

...................wine, wine everywhere! Yet so little to drink!

I have a nearly fully bottle of wine on my work desk. It is called Skulls. I have had one glass. I ought to drink more. Wine, wine, wine, wine.

Ever had a Screwdriver? It doesn't really taste like vodka, it tastes more like oranges. It has oranges in it. And vodka.

I drink stuff like Pinot and pops ( the cheap crap teens can easily get hold of) not sure why but not beer..

How drunk have you been? Me? Just clouds and poor walking direction XD

I was so drunk I threw up once I rented a movie just before that. I actually was coherent enough to rent a movie, after unnecessarily changing buses to one that didn't go the way I wanted to. I was on the phone when I threw up.

Another time I was in Scotland and I draw a pint can and a whole big plastic bottle. Boy was I tipsy! I wrote all this psuedo-philosophical stuff and walked around marvelling how the view swam about and how hard it was to move my legs.

My first drunk time ( probably just a scratch in the drinking world) I was freaked out because the whole weeeeee business was new to me, I just remember my friend just giving me food non stop....... She was fully under the I impression that drunks had to eat non stop! the funniest part is that I was really coordinated after three wines.... And thought I was perfectly fine just had skate suddenly interested in stuffing me with food!

I hate how every kid nowadays are acting black. XD

WHERE THE SAM HACK DOES THAT COME FROM?

Holy shizzzzzzzz!~






I am not mentally unstable enough!

HEY! Guess what? Chicken butt. *gets slapped by the universe*