"I was with this girl, and she took a gigantic sh*t on my face, literally."
"No, of course not, your disgusting"
- 500 Days of Summer
"I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees!"
--Harry Dean Stanton, Repo Man.
"This is SPARTA!"
I think a song is in order here:
Brave, O Brave Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, Brave, Brave Sir Robin!
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his legs all hacked and mangled, Brave Sir Robin!
His head mashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off
And his pe...
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'm gonna get-get-get you drunk
Get you drunk with my lady humps
My humps, my lovely lady lumps"
"What are Lady Humps?"
"It's provocative! Keeps You Goin'!"
- Blades of Glory
"I'm in a glass case of emotion."
"I love lamp."
- Forrest Gump
If you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains - however improbable - must be the truth.
Another quote from the same movie:
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
[after failing to bring the creature to life]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “Nothing.”
Inga: “Oh, Doctor, I'm sorry.”
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “No. No. Be of good cheer. If science teaches us anything, it teaches us to accept our failures, as well as our successes, with quiet dignity and grace.”
[starts beating up the creature]
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “Son of a bitch! Bastard! I'll get you for this! What did you do to me? What did you do to me.”
Inga: “Stop it! Stop that! Stop it! You'll kill him!”
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “I don't want to live. I do not want to live.”
Igor: “Quiet dignity and grace.”
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: “Oh... mama...”
And from Blazing Saddles
[Bart, disguised as a Klansman, describes his qualifications as a villain]
Bart: Stampeding cattle.
Hedley Lamarr: That's not much of a crime.
Bart: Through the Vatican?
Hedley Lamarr: [smiling] Kinkyyyy. Sign here.
"The Post-game Show is brought to you by..."
(starts rummaging through paperwork)
"Christ, I can't find it...To hell with it!"
"For the Indians, one run on one hit...that's all we got? One god damn hit??"
(assistant, covering his mic) "You can't say 'god damn' on the air..."
"Ah, who cares? No one's listening."
(wild pitch, missing by a few yards)
"JUUUUUUUuust a little bit outside!"
- Billy Madison
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She'd like that.
So would I. I'm just that good
Dude jacking off, dude jacking off.....*cough* that's a dude jacking off
I am God's cousin in law. Don't believe me? Well then go fuck yourself.
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