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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby seamus yarr » Sun May 30, 2010 3:19 pm

What do you mean baseballs a girls game? The red sox have a guy that can pitch a ball at over 90mph

who cares? All that means is that he can have a wank faster than you
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby TOTAL_BRUTAL » Sun May 30, 2010 9:44 pm

"What kind of beer do you drink, neighbor?"

"Heineken."

"HEINEKEN? f*ck THAT sh*t! PABST BLUE RIBBON!"

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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby Azer » Mon May 31, 2010 1:21 pm

"I chose not to choose life: I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got heroin? "

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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby evilcupcake72 » Mon May 31, 2010 2:00 pm

"They Called me anal girl"
*spits up drink*
"Because I was very neat...and organized.."

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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby mo303564 » Mon May 31, 2010 2:21 pm

Yippee Kia Mother F*cker!! :mrgreen:

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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby jewlover » Mon May 31, 2010 5:06 pm

"No you fucking dipshit, that was a joke!"
-Imaginationland The Movie

......that wasn't very imaginative
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Jun 01, 2010 12:12 am

"From now on, you'll go my way and I'll go yours!"
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby BRMBug » Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:51 am

I'M EXPRESSING MY INNER ANGUISH THOROUGH THE MAJESTY OF SONG!!!

Ron Burgandy - Anchorman. :mrgreen:
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby zzyzx 2 » Wed Jan 22, 2014 4:02 am

*bump*


From 2013's Grudge Match:

[Lightning brings a bucket of horse urine for Razor]

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: I'm not putting my hands in horse urine!

Lightning: So you're telling me you're a better boxer than Jack Dempsey? Every day, Jack Dempsey would soak his hands in horse urine! And nobody ever had a tougher punch than Jack Dempsey!

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: [resigned] Did you heat it up? Or is it fresh?
[dips his fists in the bucket]

Lightning: It's vinegar, I'm kidding!... It's urine!
[Razor pulls his fist out]

Lightning: It's vinegar!
[in]

Lightning: It's urine!
[out]

Lightning: It's vinegar!
[in]

Lightning: It's urine!
[out]

Lightning: It's vinegar!
[in]

Henry 'Razor' Sharp: Hey, come on!

Later in the film:

Dante Slate, Jr.: [his feet in a bucket] I gotta wash this vinegar off my feet. This is strong vinegar, it smells awful. This vinegar went bad!
[Lightning grins, as it's horse urine]
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Jan 31, 2014 1:04 am

Dracula's many traits:

"I never drink...wine..." - Bela Lugosi, Dracula, 1931

"And I do not smoke...shxt..." - George Hamilton, Love at First Bite, 1979

"I do not say BLEH BLEH BLEH!" - Adam Sandler, Hotel Transylvania, 2012
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby zzyzx 2 » Sat Nov 08, 2014 2:45 am

A Few Good Men (1992):

Lt. Kaffee (Tom Cruise): Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?

Judge Randolph (J.A. Preston): You don't have to answer that question!

Col. Jessep (Jack Nicholson): I'll answer the question!

Col. Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I think I'm entitled to.

Col. Jessep: You want answers?

Kaffee: I want the truth!

Col. Jessep: You can't handle the truth!
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:32 pm

"And what will you do with the big, big money?"

--A Clockwork Orange
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Re: Movie Quotes

Postby zzyzx 2 » Mon Nov 17, 2014 3:41 am

Two scenes from Kelly's Heros (1970) which was just shown the other day on a new over-the-air station called: GRIT-TV (in Los Angeles it's channel 46.4):

(It's a World War II movie, btw):

1. Crapgame: [Crapgame finds a mine in the minefield] Hey! I found one!
Big Joe: What kind is it?
Crapgame: The kind that blows up! How the Hell do I know what kind it is?

2. Pvt. Cowboy: God almighty, you guys smell like you fell into a dung heap!
Crapgame: Kinda makes ya homesick, don't it?
Pvt. Willard: [to Pvt. Cowboy] You know it does, kinda ,don't it old buddy?

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