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I dunno, seems like an interesting thread to make. So tell me BBS, what are some of your biggest "fail" moments?

This one time, I tried to achieve something, but didn't.

I was very disappointed.

When I was like 10, I rode a horse for the first time, the horse was really old and stinky and pissed everywhere it went. I noticed that I was kind of far behind so I did that little kick thing everyone does on TV to make horses go faster, so the horse did go faster but I wasn't holding on tight enough, and I fell off. Then to add insult to injury the horse stepped on me. The guy said "Oh, that's the second time that's happened."
The only injury I got was a big bruise on my ass, I've been terrified of horses ever since.

When I found this really cool store, gathered a lot of stuff, went to the register and found out that they didn't take credit cards.

I'd say my biggest fail is being born! HAHAHAHAHahaha..ha...ha...heh....*cries*

Niels0827's biggest fail was getting all uppity and being all like "you think you the man? I'm the man, bitch!" and I was all like "O no you ditn't." And he was like "Oh yes I brung it!" and I was like "It's on!"

..and then we both cried and hugged afterwords...

A few weeks ago, during a math test, the answer to one of the questions turned out to be 300. So in the answer line, I jokingly wrote "SPARTA!!!" and showed it to my friend. Then I forgot to scribble it out and write the actual answer so I turned it in like that. So when I got it back the following week, I saw my teacher wrote 3 question marks next to it.

Kensuke wrote:A few weeks ago, during a math test, the answer to one of the questions turned out to be 300. So in the answer line, I jokingly wrote "SPARTA!!!" and showed it to my friend. Then I forgot to scribble it out and write the actual answer so I turned it in like that. So when I got it back the following week, I saw my teacher wrote 3 question marks next to it.

It's okay, dude, teachers just don't get randome cause they're all establishment and stuff.

Yesterday I fell down the stairs because I was in a hurry, and the yarn socks I had on (and am currently wearing) have no traction.

In 6th grade, I was talking to my friend and not paying attention to where I was going, and I ran face-first into a pole.

So far... unemployed for 6 years. Yeah.
We'll have to wait and see if anything tops that.

One day in wood shop class in middle school, I was measuring wood; I was using a T-Square and a pencil. That pencil had such a sharp point on it. I was very proud of that point (graphite, not lead pencil ). Such a perfectly sharpened pencil. I put the pencil in my front pants pocket with the point-side up in an attempt to have the sharp pencil point remain in that state for as long as possible that day.

Of course I forgot about the pencil in my pocket. I reached into my pocket for my keys or loose change or something - I forget now. And sure enough, the palm of my hand got stabbed by the pencil point. F A I L big time.

I was taken to the ER, where I waited over five hours for a doctor to look at it. Sure she washed the area before stitching it up. But she F A I L E D in cleaning out the graphite mark that I now had under my skin.

The area healed, the stitches were removed, and my hand is back to normal. Except the graphite mark remains to this day. A sort of tattoo that I made myself. The mark of the graphite is still visible - I will have this tattoo the rest of my life. FAIL. I tattooed myself

zzyzx 1: Oh dear you will be forever reminded of that incident.

I have two fails for you... you can decide which is worse...

fail 1: We were looking at a house (this is recently) that we might move to... the house was crap it didn't even have a toilet WTF?
well any way we needed to get going and mum went to start the car and it wouldn't start... so my sister and I got out to push... I was pushing she was pushing she's much taller than I am so I was a little too stretched... the car started and I fell down and bumped my head on the bonnet D:


fail 2: We were in Morocco! on holiday (vacation) and we decided that we should ride camels so we went to this place with Berbers that let you ride their camels... well everything was fine...they put me on my own camel... everyone else had to share camels in twos... my camel was very nice and a good boy... on the way up to this lake there were another group of Berbers with camels and this one camel was going f*cking nuts! it was foaming at the mouth, screaming and running around... I thought to myself 'I am so glad I did not get that camel'...

on the way back from the lake we passed these other Berkers and they were out letting tourists ride their camels... and Crazy was there with a mum and a little girl on him... any way Berkers decided to trade over a few camels ... and all the camels did not like Crazy camel they were trying to chase him off and bite him... any way they asked me to get down off my lovely camel, which I did... and get on Crazy so I did... Crazy threw me off and tried to attack me... but 'luckily' I landed in a Berkers armpit (a Berker that had previously proposed to me)
....
any way I was brave enough to get back on another camel because that's what us Brits do.... stiff upper lip and all that.
not going to let a camel get the better of me *nods*
Aside from the fail that was a really good day.

BRMBug wrote:So far... unemployed for 6 years. Yeah.
We'll have to wait and see if anything tops that.

Well, I was about to say unemployed for right now too. But wow six years?!

I can't do that. It's boring to be cooped up in the apartment , already. I can't do an adventure trip everyday.

A couple weeks ago, I was mailing a package to my brother in another state and I mailed my cell phone to him! Now how fail is that? It was my cheap ass crappy phone that I got for free and not my phone with a plan on it, but it had my whole address book on it. I just got it back in the mail again from him yesterday

Also, when I went grocery shopping last week I bought a jug of laundry detergent and I couldn't for the death of me find it before I had to go wash laundry and I came home to get some iced green tea in the fridge and I pulled out the unopened jug of laundry detergent! That's where it was the whole time, it didn't disappear at all!

FAIL FAIL FAIL...EPIC FAIL!