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Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:34 am
by kylekennypiptweek
((Ey, ey, captain! Can we still talk on PM? ))

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 1:37 am
by (ugly)Bob
(Sure)

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:32 am
by Zazaban
(Sorry, flu :( ))

Customer: Thank you for the 'filling,' but what's wrong with the eclairs?

Stan: .... oh.

Matthew: .... Huh?

Yally: I see... that must be why gangsters had a bakery.

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 12:38 am
by (ugly)Bob
Alex: we don't have any!

Sam: now tell us, what else so you want?

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:23 am
by Zazaban
Man: ... the "eclairs" ... the ... *Makes squishing motion with hands.* The whores.

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:26 am
by (ugly)Bob
Alex; what whores!?

Sam: this is a bakery! This is not a whore house! We sell food, and there is no way a group of ten year olds--

Kenny * off*: Tell him to American pie the apple pie! That's the closest to a whore he can get!

Sam: ... Do you want apple pie?

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:32 am
by Zazaban
Man: .... Does it look like boobs?

Stan: No, it's an apple pie, it doesn't ...well, kinda, I guess.

Matthew: If you get two.

Man: Do you sell pussies t-

Yally: No. Buy your pies.

Man: Okay.

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:36 am
by (ugly)Bob
* Kenny arrives with a new apple pie*

Kenny: actually, you f*ck it, like the guy from American pie

Sam: Jesus Christ, I knew the bakery name was misleading

Kenny: a pussie and a pie in one

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:39 am
by Zazaban
Stan: Wait a minute, Kenny.... you like to... *Makes face.* You're woring a bakery, dude!

Man: Thank you. *Leaves money, goes with pies into bathroom.*

Matthew: No- Sir? Go home, please!

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:41 am
by (ugly)Bob
Kenny: it's the only way to get rid of him, besides we got cash!

Alex: sir, please leave the bakery!

Sam: he went in the kitchen!

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:43 am
by kylekennypiptweek
Kyle: Nice going, Kenny!

Topanga: How do We get him out without going in there?!

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:45 am
by (ugly)Bob
Kenny: we wait... It might take him a while since.. Stans laptop is still in there

Others: ughh!

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:47 am
by kylekennypiptweek
Kyle: Uh, what the hell?!

Topanga: Do...do we wait it out?

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:50 am
by Zazaban
Stan: .... my mom checks my net history, she's gonna f*cking kill me.

Yally: It could have been Matthew.

Stan: That's true.

Matthew: What?!?!

Yally: I'm trying to be helpful.

Re: Role Play Thread

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2013 1:51 am
by (ugly)Bob
* they look around*

Kenny: ... I'm glad not to be you, Stan