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Alex: or order pizza?

*Sam starts dialling Pizza Hut Pizza and orders pizza*

Alex: where are we getting that sort of money

*Kenny holds up two pizza vouchers*

Kenny: One pizza 50% off. one voucher per 50%

Alex: free pizza?

*sam fist pumps*

Alex Wait. so a dead father, an absentee mother. isn't there some legal issues about that?

Kenny: I just had an image of Topanga's mother marrying-- no one

Sam: who?

Alex: why did you cut yourself off?

Kenny: Nevermind. free pizza!!!!!

Topanga: *deadpans* My father isn't dead and my mother doesn't work that much.

Kyle: And its not illegal unless they are completely abandoned on the street. And what was that Kenny?

Alex: *thinks for a little bit* I think we might have fallen into another universe while we were in a coma as we came back. Sorry false memories....

Kenny: I remember shooting him....

Sam: Look, all we know, is that we all have been to different universes and our brains have clearly started producing false memories along with real ones. It;s what happens when we traverse universes.

Alex: Sorry, Top. my brain acts up

Sam: what did you say about Topanga's mother

Kenny: if i tell you, you must forget that all of this ever happened

Sam: okay

Kenny: It's--

*pizza motorbike guy arrives, delivers pizza and takes vouchers from Kenny*

them: *they start eating a slice*

Sam: This pizza is marvellous

Kyle: You shot who, Kenny?

Topanga: Yeah, pizza is always good. *smiles*

Kenny: *sighs* Look. I have a very clear memory of all of us scared as f*ck, hiding in Topanga's house. I ramp up the courage to blast the man off his feet. Topanga, you were screaming, hiding behind Kyle, Alex was hiding behind me, and i had a gun at the door, waiting for it to open

Sam: something about sleeper agents or some weird sh*t

Alex: remember The Trigger?

Kenny: and whenever me and Alex showed affection for each other, Topanga would turn out to be this fake Topanga, then we'd have to run around in circles, looking for Topanga

Sam: Why do we even have the same set of memories

Kenny; they either forgot ot we fell out of another dimension

Alex: Kenny, who would Topanga's mum marry and why did you cut yourself off

Kenny: Your father

Alex: okay thats awkward

Sam: Moving on! *eats pizza*

Topanga: *raises an eyebrow slowly* Look, Kenny, I don't know what tree you're barking up, but I'm pretty sure its the wrong one.

Kyle: Let's just forget about this all. Past is past.

Kenny: Fine.

Sam: thank god we're all okay

Alex: so, what do we do now

Topanga: Why do you always ask us?

Kyle: Dude. *looks over to her* You're not gonna be asked anyways, all the things you wanna do are stupid as sh*t.

Topanga: *frowns* Offense!

Kenny: no offence, little lady but your ideas are dumb as a condom with holes in it

Sam: th- wha? Thats not nice

Alex: why dont we play hide and seek in the forest? We did that once ages ago when we met these guys

Topanga: Little lady...?

Kyle: Hey! That sounds like a great idea Alex! *smiles and turns to Topanga* You wanna play hide and seek?

Topanga: *stoic expression* f*ck yes.

Kenny: dumb ass idea

Sam: there's an odd number of us

Alex: one person must search for everyone? Or two

Kyle: What do you mean we have an odd number? One person looks while the rest hides.

Topanga: Yeah, how do you play hide and seek?

Uh, what's going on in this thread?

Sam: cops and robbers

Alex; ok who's looking?

Online Milo wrote:Uh, what's going on in this thread?

(( Role playing, man, wanna join? ))

Topanga: Ooh, I love cops and robbers!

Kyle: What do you wanna play? Hide and seek or cops and robbers?