Role Play Thread

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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:19 am

Matthew: No- I- I wanted to get rid of it! No! Oh god! *Paces*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:21 am

Sam: Matthew, have you been high before?

*Alex and Kenny jump around, hyper*

Alex:whatthefuckishappeningwhydoifeelsofuckingawsome

Kenny:helpmeohgodthisstuffrockasseventhoughthisstufmakesyougoloopyhelp!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:25 am

Matthew: I have not!

Stan: thisisawesomeandhorribleimgoinginsaneletsgorunninglapsguysimsofullofenergy

*Matthew covers nose*
skurtz wrote:
nwt000 wrote:Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:27 am

Sam: crap, now what?

Kenny: the pond's full of coke! push him in!

Alex: get him high!

*they advance towards Matthew*

(what do we do)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:35 am

(I'm getting kinda tired maybe :| )

*A scream is heard in the distance. Stark's Pond turns to cum.*

Stan: Aw, man, not now.

Matthew: That looks like the juice that comes out at night.

Stan: ....gross dude! Who screamed?
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nwt000 wrote:Get your trolling ass out of here!

I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:38 am

*they push Matthew into the cum, not sure what they're doing, laughing*

Sam: Guys! that's cum!

Kenny: ohshittheladyfromearliermustbehere!andtheguy!

Alex:doyouthinkthatcumisfromtheguywiththebagpipes?

(Okay, goodnight!, that was gross and entertaining! glad to have you back)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:45 am

(Sure! I should probably go to bed soon too. Good to be back :P )

Matthew: Why is it so salty?!

Stan: Grosseweweww! *Another scream* Whoscreamedisitheguywithtebabpipeandmaybethisishiscumidontknow
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:48 am

Alex: AHH!!!

Kenny: Who'se f*cking screaming!

*Sam loads his gun*

Sam: We're armed!

Alex: I-- I can't take anymore of this!

Kenny: hello!? anyone out there?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:55 am

*Matthew pulls himself out of the cum*

Matthew: Is Colorado always like this.

Stan: Prettty much. *Calls out.* Hello? Is everything okay?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:57 am

Sam: *whispers* call the cops!

*Alex dials 911, calls the police*

Alex: where... what's going on?

*Sam points his gun in the direction of the sound*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:01 am

*Butters runs out from the bushes, scarred and frightened*

Butters: Fellas!

Stan: Butters?

Matthew: Who is that?

Stan: That's Butters. Was that you screaming?

*Butters runs past them. Another scream from where he came from*
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I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:03 am

*Sam shoots at the bush*

Alex: we don't know who else could be in there!

*a squad car arrives, two police approach the bush*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:05 am

Officer Yates: Kids! Get out of here, my dad's gone crazy!

Stan: Your dad? You mean ..... Oh no.

Matthew: What?
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:08 am

Kenny: Anti-Jesus

Sam: you do mean the anti-christ?

Kenny: No. The Anti-Jesus.

Sam: what.... what am i supposed to be feeling?

Kenny: as if you were given cancer and told that you were about to get your legs surgically removed without anesthetic!

*Sam starts screaming, firing at the bush, insane*

Alex: what-- is he the guy that you told us about?

Kenny: a pedophile that wants to marry children!

*Sam keeps firing*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:10 am

Matthew: Surely we're safe, we're boys.

Stan: No, he likes boys.

Matthew: But- that's impossible!

Stan: What did they teach you in 1936, dude?

*Bush shifts*
skurtz wrote:
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