Role Play Thread

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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:13 am

*Sam starts smacking, swatting and shooting at the bush, frantic*

Alex: Matthew, gay people exist, too

*Sam runs out of ammo and starts batting the bush*

Kenny: run!

*everyone bolts down the road*


(where is this going?)
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:15 am

*Voice calls out from bush* I am Torgo! I look after the place while The Master is away!

Stan: Kill it. KILL IT!

Yates: God damn it. Bullets cannot stop it.

Matthew: What's going on?! What's a gay person?!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:18 am

Alex: a gay person is when someone of the same gender likes someone of the same gender in a romantic way

Kenny: how the f*ck do we kill this thing!

Sam: what do we do! what the f*ck do we do!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:21 am

Matthew: But that's impossible isn't it?!

Stan: No. Our teacher is- was- at some- never mind. This guy put Kyle in a dress and tried to marry him.

*Matthew looks horrified*

Torgo: I am Torgo!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:23 am

*Alex starts bawling, hugging Kenny, having had lost it*

Kenny: i swear, Alex, you're going to lose it one day

Sam: how the f*ck do we kill this thing!

*Sam clearly is pumped with adrenalin, still pushing the trigger of his empty shot gun*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:25 am

Stan: What did we do last time, I can't remember... uh, did I eat him?

Matthew: What?

Yates: What, kid? Last time?

Stan: Yeah, there was an alternate universe.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:26 am

Kenny: Jesus saved us last time! we operated on Stan, took the white thing... out... and... shot ...his doppelganger...

*Alex continues bawling*

Sam: Jesus!? we get Jesus's help!? how does that do anything!?

*Jesus appears, apostle music in background bla bla bla*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:28 am

Stan: Right. .... That isn't going to work this time. *Pokes chest* I don't think i'm infected.

Matthew: 2012 is a strange time.

Yates: I know what you mean, kiddo, I'm upset about Obama too.

Stan: Jesus!

Matthew: Jesus?!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:28 am

Sam: CAN WE JUST GET TO THE BOTTOM OF HOW THE f*ck WE KILL THIS THING!?

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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:30 am

*Torgo goes to Matthew and picks him up over his shoulder*

Torgo: I take you to the Master now.

Stan: Put him down, assh*le!
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby (ugly)Bob » Sun Nov 25, 2012 1:32 am

Sam: DO SOMETHING!

Alex: how do we kill it!

Kenny: Jesus. what do we do?

Jesus: i have no clue, children
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:27 am

*Kyle and Topanga walk up, since she was throwing up, they fell behind*

Kyle: Guys why are you-*sees Torgo* AAHHH, NOT AGAIN!

Topanga: Oh god, who's that?

Kyle: Its Torgo! HE WANTS TO MARRY KIDS!

Topanga: AAAHH, I DON'T LIKE IT! HE HAS ONE! *points at Matthew*

Kyle: *takes out his pistol* Do I shoot him!?

Topanga: YES!

Kyle: *shoot Torgo in the head*

Topanga: Where's Jason?!

Jason: Right here. *sees Torgo* Goddamnit, is that Torgo? *turns into Shadowform* I f*cking hate that guy.

((I missed so f*cking much. You guys rule!))
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 2:15 pm

Stan: You know him, Jason?!

Matthew: Help.
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby kylekennypiptweek » Sun Nov 25, 2012 4:14 pm

Jason: Of course I do! I know most things!

Kyle: Do I keep shooting?!

Topanga: YES! KILL HIM! *puts fingers up like a cross, points it at Torgo*
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Re: Role Play Thread

Postby Zazaban » Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:48 pm

Matthew: Put me down!

Stan: Somebody grab him!

*Torgo runs back into the bushes*

Yates: After him! *Shoots*
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