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Kyle: Follow him!

*they run after him, in the bush*

*On the other side of the bush is a radish patch*

-Sam runs after torgo jumps after them manages to yank Matthew off torgo-
Sam: run, dude! He'll rape ya if you don't
Alex: this is so traumatizing !!
Kenny: run, sh*t!
- all my characters half drag half run with each other screaming-
Sam: Jason! Help kill it
Kenny: wait... Jason! Do what you did to to topanga with the black sh*t to anti-Jesus! Hurry!!!
Sam: I--
Alex: where do we go!
Kenny: to Jesus!
Sam: really?!
Everyone: really!
- everyone runs to Jesus's house-

*Stan and Matthew slam door behind them*

Jesus: What is it, my children?

Kenny: there's someone after us and he's trying to marry and rape everyone!

Sam: who, again?

Kenny: Torgo!

Jesus: *Sigh* Not this again.

Stan: You're telling me - I thought he didn't exist!

Matthew: I'm confused.

Stan: There was an alternate universe, a lot of drinking, and I was infected and desired human flesh.

Mattthew: .....ew.

Alex: and Topanga and Kyle are still out there!

Kenny: what would Jesus do?

Sam: ask him! not me!

Kenny: Jesus, how do we kill this thing?

Jesus: We must operate on Stan, again.

Stan: What?!?!

Jesus: It worked last time.

Stan: But I'm not infected!

Jesus: Are you sure?

Matthew: Oh my god - please don't do that.

Kenny: Stan can't be infected! he would've eaten the musical dude's corpse, the one going after the lady!

Alex: maybe the co-- i mean the powder caused it? I mean, if Torgo came from another universe and Matthew came from another universe or the same one, the powder could've done that?

Sam: magical powder that transports people?

Alex: no... we wouldn't be here if Matthew's stuff did transport

Kenny: well. looks like Torgo's ripped another gaping hole in our universe and Matthew's managed to get in, with Torgo!

Sam: maybe Matthew's... ...isn't related to anything

Stan: Wait, that kind've makes sense.

Matthew: ...It does?!

Stan: Well, yeah, Torgo didn't show up until we all-

Matthew: But I didn't!

Stan: Oh yeah. ... Hey, Matthew, is there a Torgo where you're from?

Matthew: .... I don't think so. Maybe...

Sam: okay, how did Torgo and Matthew get here?

Alex: they did coke?

Sam: great, so someone time traveled and someone shifted into our universe by snortin' coke?

Alex: wait, if we....snorted the coke, maybe we're already in the other universe?

Sam: okay, maybe the stuff wasn't coke

Kenny: what's your theory, Stan? Matthew? Jesus? any ideas to what is happening?

Matthew: Perhaps he's a servant of the devil?

Stan: Maybe we're hallucinating because we're all stoned?

Jesus: You're both wrong, my children .... no, jury's still out for your idea, Matthew, but probably not.

Alex: we're stoned off coke. oh. great, now i feel like a good christian

Kenny: he did HGH

Alex: ...i feel better already, looks like we're just stoned

Kenny: wait, that's it? we're stoned and we're running away from a screaming bush with Butters running around, the cops spotted that guy, too!

Alex: maybe it's post traumatic shock, we're imagining this shot up scenario

Sam: ........Matthew. did. you. see. Torgo?

Matthew: Yes, I did.

Jesus: It is not the cocaine, children.

Stan: What is it, Jesus?

Jesus: Much worse, my son.

Matthew: What?!?!

Jesus: The 1930s are seeping into the present, and all manner of horrible things are slipping through along with it. Like Torgo. And also that giant winged Ameoba.

Stan: Giant winged- *Looks out window* Oh sh*t.

Kenny: Aw sh*t!

Alex: and...... what do we do, now?

Sam: ahhh!thisissofuckingirretating!